Saturday, July 12, 2025

Chiller TV Series

PROPHECY
(1995)
Dir - Lawrence Gordon Clark
Overall: MEH
 
A Final Destination precursor with incessant keyboard music, some mild nudity, and some also mild death sequences, "Prophecy" kicks off the short-lived ITV anthology series Chiller, an adequate if less than memorable collection of five supernatural tales for the small screen.  Not to be confused with the Christopher Walken vehicle The Prophecy which was released the same year, novelist Stephen Gallagher concocts a bog-standard story here about a group of friends conducting a seance while not taking it seriously, (always a bad idea), only to inadvertently bring back into some semblance of existence a villainous spirit that starts picking them off five years later.  He also possesses the young child of Sophie Ward's new boyfriend's son, but said child also gets possessed by a priest that is trying to help, plus Ward comes to a revelation that she too is the source of some form of possession.  It has the feel of being made up as it goes along, but A Ghost Story for Christmas director Lawrence Gordon Clark manages to deliver a slick production and if anything else, it is nice to see him back in the saddle for some genre material that he is well-versed in.
 
TOBY
(1995)
Dir - Bob Mahoney
Overall: MEH
 
Several fetus/ghost of a dead baby haunting/possession yarns have come down the pike over the years, and the Chiller installment "Toby" goes through the motifs while offering up a few unique details to the formula.  Here, Serena Gordon loses her unborn baby in a car accident that she feels responsible for, understandably having a more difficult time moving on than her frustrated husband Martin Clunes does.  When the couple thinks that they are pregnant again and start planning accordingly, certain kinks in the armor arise, leading to a disturbing melding of physical and psychological traits that push Gordon to the point where everyone of course assumes that she is mentally compromised.  Also, Rosemary Leach plays a crotchety cat lady neighbor.  Despite the odd details surrounding Gordon's quasi-pregnancy, it eventually just turns into another scenario where a poor women is wracked with guilt, preyed upon by a malevolent force, and not believed by anyone.  Certain events are inexplicable yet still denied by everyone except Gordon, and the story chooses to live both in the material and metaphysical world which makes for muddled results.

HERE COMES THE MIRROR MAN
(1995)
Dir - Lawrence Gordon Clark
Overall: MEH
 
The second and last Chiller episode to be written by Stephan Gallagher and directed by Lawrence Gordon Clark, (also representing Clark's last foray into horror), "Here Comes the Mirror Man" is neither dull nor spectacular.  It takes the concept of sinister invisible friends which children usually interact with when residing in a haunted abode, except here it is the young adult John Simm who is under the influence of a fellow that only he can see.  Said fellow "Michael" appears at random intervals, reminding our doomed lead that he is the only one who is here for him, encouraging Simon to murder certain pesky individuals who will interfere with him squatting in an abandoned church.  Simon is far from likeable, yet this is the point since he is portraying a schizophrenic social outcast.  Unfortunately Paul Reynolds gets little to do as his demonic string-puller besides smirking, so the duo lack the necessary charisma to make their mysterious bond interesting.  This is ultimately just the sad story of a troubled man who succumbs to malevolent forces, with the supernatural elements underplayed to the point where when they finally become pronounced in the closing shot, it makes for an unearned tag.
 
THE MAN WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
(1995)
Dir - Bob Mahoney
Overall: MEH
 
Skeptics vs. the supernatural is a formula as old as time, and the penultimate Chiller episode "The Man Who Didn't Believe in Ghosts" takes on such a formula.  We have a haunted mansion, a child who sees a creepy woman in a mask outside of his door, and a lead character who makes a living debunking all manner of otherworldly claims.  When protagonist Peter Egan suffers a stroke after doing his skeptic shtick on a television show, he and his family move into a house with both a ghostly history and a recent murder having occurred there.  The previous owner is still around as a handy man and gets more than handy with Egan's Mrs. at one point, (an unnecessary scene that is never brought up again afterwards), and several unfortunate events befall the new homeowners which inadvertently cause a wedge between them.  Director Bob Mahoney does his best with some of the spooky set pieces, but these are few and far between, plus Anthony Horowitz' script is too adherent on uninspired tropes to offer up anything unique.  It is a slick production that makes solid use out of its location, but it is also as forgettable as most of the other installments in the short-lived program are.
 
NUMBER SIX
(1995)
Dir - Rob Walker
Overall: MEH
 
The final Chiller episode "Number Six" mixes a child murderer, the ghosts of their victims, and mysterious druid rituals, all done as a police procedural that is as competent and unadorned as the proceeding four stories.  Anthony Horowitz also authored the previous "The Man Who Didn't Believe in Ghosts", and he blends a different assortment of familiar motifs here.  Kid drawings play into the identity of the killer being discovered, and said reveal links right up to Kevin McNally's main police detective who just so happens to have a young son that has made similar drawings and is himself prone for abduction.  Sadly, the mystical elements are underplayed to the point of being redundant, as are the few supernatural moments, both of which take a back seat to the formulaic tracking down of a serial killer.  Not that the show had to be otherworldly first and foremost, but the material here only teases at such potential and would have been better served as a straight true crime thriller.  It is no wonder that the series wrapped up after only five episodes since none of them stick, merely providing fiftyish minutes a piece of some mildly chilling, (pun intended), atmosphere.

Sunday, July 6, 2025

Nightmare Classics

THE TURN OF THE SCREW
(1989)
Dir - Graeme Clifford
Overall: MEH
 
Producer Shelley Duvall switched her sights to the young adult market with Nightmare Classics; a short-lived anthology program for Showtime that followed the exclusively kid-friendly Faerie Tale Theatre and Tall Tales & Legends shows which she also created.  The opening installment "The Turn of the Screw" is an adaptation of the famed 1898 Henry James novel and a redundant one at that, since the source material had been brought to both the small and big screen numerous times before and since.  It has also been brought to the screen far better, particularly with Jack Clayton's lauded 1961 film The Innocents, a version that this one seems hellbent on learning nothing from.  In place of still, increasingly eerie mood setting and rich, suggestive black and white photography, we have incessant and loud creepy music, overt supernatural sequences that leave nothing to the imagination, a bombastic finale, and a sterile color presentation fit for typical low-rent television productions.  Amy Irving does an admirable job in the lead as the tormented governess, plus a young Balthazar Getty has the right smug and manipulative charm as the not-so-little Miles, even if he also is the only actor here without an English accent.
 
CARMILLA
(1989)
Dir - Gabrielle Beaumont
Overall: MEH
 
Next up for Nightmare Classics was "Carmilla", retelling Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu's influential 19th century lesbian vampire story, this one featuring Meg Tilly as the blood-sucking seductress of the title.  Given a Southern Gothic setting during the American Civil War where a deadly plague is rumored to be ravishing the countryside, Tilly shows up to woo away a plantation owner's daughter Ione Skye and nearly succeeds, being able to teleport, disappear, and summon a swarm of bats at one instance to due away with an interfering house servant.  The undead rules here are equally willy-nilly, as Tilly is shown having no problem being outside in the day time yet flees from sunlight during the finale, also she keeps a barrage of other undead in close proximity to the plantation setting that no one notices until said finale.  On the plus side, the actual night time shooting is atmospheric, plus Roddy McDowall shows up in a bad hair piece yet gets a surprisingly gruesome death scene where he is impaled on a wooden stake in the collapsed on the floor position.  The made-for-TV presentation is still too sterilized, especially considering the more exploitative genre films that utilized different aspects of the source material to more titillating and gore-ridden effect.
 
THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE
(1989)
Dir - Michael Lindsay-Hogg
Overall: MEH
 
Taking its cue from the 1960 Hammer film The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Nightmare Classics' adaptation of the Robert Louis Stevenson novel The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde features an impish and unassuming Jekyll and a dashing Hyde, forgoing the usual tactic of the latter villain having a physically monstrous appearance.  Unlike the aforementioned Hammer movie though, Anthony Andrews portrays Hyde without any semblance of charm, instead he is a humorless, smug, odious, and ill-tempered brute who terrorizes everyone around him as much as any other actor's interpretation has.  Typical of the Showtime series, this is a stock and sterile television event that deserves little fanfare, tweaking several elements from previous versions yet merely being a competent retelling of a story that had long been done to death already by the end of the 1980s.  British filmmaker Michael Lindsay-Hogg was not one to work in the horror genre regularly, and with no nifty monster transformation scenes or any memorable set pieces to work with, there is little that he can do under such confines.  At least Laura Dern shows up as Jekyll's would-be love interest, with a British accent to boot.
 
THE EYES OF THE PANTHER
(1989)
Dir - Noel Black
Overall: MEH
 
For the last of only four episodes in Shelley Duvall's Nightmare Classics, the series finally took a swing at some lesser-known source material, namely Ambrose Bierce's 1897 short story "The Eyes of the Panther".  Though it inspired Val Lewton to pen his own tale "The Bagheeta" in 1930, (which would eventually lead to the celebrated RKO film Cat People), Bierce's story had never been given a proper cinematic treatment until here.  Three years after infamously appearing in black face for Soul Man, C. Thomas Howell dons a lot of old crone makeup in order to chew the scenery, narrating a flashback of running into and then falling for a female werepanther some decades beforehand, played fittingly enough by Daphne Zuniga.  Considering that cinematic felines are never frightening no matter what size or gender they are, (Noel Marshall's absurd "documentary" Roar notwithstanding), this episode is fighting an uphill battle from the onset.  Also considering that the program was not equipped for hardly any special effects sequences, nor was it able to recreate any high-octane monster mayhem, it leads to a talky and dull affair that is as forgettable as the rest of the show was.