Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi Series - Part Three

SENRITSU KAIKI FILE SUPER KOWA TOO! FEAR ADVENTURE: KOKKURI-SAN
(2015)
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: WOOF
 
The same year that Kōji Shiraishi "wrapped-up" his Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series with Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi: Final Chapter, things keep right-on chugging along, as Senritsu Kaiki File Super Kowa Too! Fear Adventure: Kokkuri-san demonstrates.  Considered that the world ended in the last installment and everyone teleported to a new past timeline where memories were supposedly wiped, this one barely touches base on any of that nonsense and simply picks up almost where everything began.  Yet apparently in THIS universe, Shigeo Ôsako and Chika Kuboyama's paranormal DVD series is still a thing and is now given a new branding, even though absolutely nothing to the formula has changed to warrant such a new branding.  Ôsako is still the biggest asshole on the planet and even more hot-headed then usual, looking for a supernatural fight and any excuse to beat up women that he can get.  Shiraishi is playing things for laughs at this point if one can actually find Ôsako's misogynistic and rage-fueled behavior "funny", but as far as the found footage spook show moments go, this is easily the lamest assortment of them yet, not to mention some of the most instantly forgettable that the sub-genre has ever produced.
 
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE SUPER KOWA TOO! DARK MYSTERY: SNAKE WOMAN
(2015)
Dir- Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: WOOF
 
The longest in the now nine-deep Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series was also the last to be produced for almost a decade, signifying that enough was finally enough already.  Judging by the direction that this and the proceeding, (and terrible), Senritsu Kaiki File Super Kowa Too! Fear Adventure: Kokkuri-san was heading, it was looking like we were back to a new urban legend per episode within a formula that had already grown stale with a bombardment of these in so short a time.  Thankfully we were sparred, and the franchise took a much needed break after the dead end that it had steamrolled into.  Regrettably and predictably at this point, Senritsu Kaiki File Super Kowa Too! Dark Mystery: Snake Woman is some pretty horrid stuff, arguably the worst of the lot.  It cannot be overstated how obnoxious and not at all funny Shigeo Ôsako's hot-headed douchebag is in all of these movies, and on top of his usual penchant for screaming at and beating the shit out of anything that he feels like at any given whim, he also comes to one moronic conclusion after the next.  In fact every character here behaves irrationally, which would be hilarious if not for director Kōji Shiraishi's inability to convey a proper comedic tone, if that was even what he was going for.  Instead, it is a painful bore with occasional loud noises thrown in to wake people up, as well as a story centered around a "Huh?" love story between a pathetic peeping tom dipshit and the young snake woman of the title, (as well as her also aggressive and wacky mom).
 
SENRITSU KAIKI WORLD KOWASUGI!
(2023) 
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: MEH
 
Why horror mockumentary devotee Kōji Shiraishi decided to resurrect his Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series after an eight year break is anybody's guess.  Maybe enough time has gone by that fans of the series are jonesing for a legacy sequel and in this respect, Shiraishi delivers one.  It may not be the most ridiculous entry in the franchise, but it probably is since never before was the humor so direct, nor was the piss taken out of the well-worn tropes that each installment indulged in.  Shigeo Ôsako and Chika Kuboyama reprise their roles as the director/co-director duo who openly disdain each other, and as usual, both actors behave as if they are here by gunpoint, physically abusing one another while looking miserable.  Ôsako's character, (easily one of the worst in any horror franchise), is as big of a ranting and pathetic buffoon as he always was, but Kuboyama gives it right back to him, which still does not explain why they are bothering to make a new movie after so long in the first place.  As far as the supernatural shenanigans go, they touch base on the more topsy-turvy motifs that came before, (world jumping, psychic medium badasses, time travel, and arbitrary supernatural rules getting abused and made up on the fly), but the choice to shoot at the same factory location as Shin'ichirō Ueda's also absurd One Cut of the Dead seemed to rub off on the whole production.  Met on its own oddball terms, it is a wild and uneven mess that has no business being taken seriously.

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi Series - Part Two

SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI! PREFACE: TRUE THEORY, YOTSUYA KAIDAN, THE CURSE OF OIWA
(2014)
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: MEH
 
The flimsy logic, (or lack thereof), and joyless character traits continue with the fifth installment in Kōji Shiraishi's Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series, Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi! Preface: True Theory, Yotsuya Kaidan, the Curse of Oiwa.  After the events of the last chapter where a psychic medium hilariously met her death by a random chair falling on her, the paranormal DVD-making team takes a quick break until their severely-lacking-in-charisma-leader Shigeo Ôsako easily convinces them to renew their recklessly dangerous work because they are making more money now in proving that otherworldly things exist.  Whatta guy.  One could argue that the formula is getting tedious at this point since it is the same ole set up of the crew filming themselves having meetings, getting a new tape to investigate, instant replaying the scary parts, adding scary music, and investigating the mystery while arbitrarily getting angry at people.  On the other hand though, the lore is deepening as Chika Kuboyama is now possessed and they need a new exorcist, (who is also an asshole), to both free her and the world of malevolent forces
 
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI: THE MOST TERRIFYING MOVIE IN HISTORY
(2014)
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: WOOF
 
After establishing itself with a different urban legend monster for each entry, Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi: The Most Terrifying Movie in History is officially where the wheels fall off in Kōji Shiraishi's now preposterous series.  While all of these films follow a linear trajectory thus far, this one most directly follows up its predecessor which ended with Shigeo Ôsako proclaiming to his two person crew that they were going to "make a movie", as if it was the first time and not the sixth time that they have done so.  This one does not have a new video for them to decipher, instead going straight into the cursed village that had been mentioned in Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi! Preface: True Theory, Yotsuya Kaidan, the Curse of Oiwa, which was already something that Shiraishi did to wonderful effect in Noroi: The Curse.  Sadly, the results here are more ridiculous than wonderful, as Ôsako's douchebag director goes full on psychotic maniac, beating the shit out of two people with a bat, killing one of them, punching his grandfather, kicking his partner Chika Kuboyama while screaming at her, (again), traveling back in time to kill two more people, and then turning into a tentacle demon or something himself while Kuboyama is decapitated in the embarrassing CGI neather-realm that the cameraman still manages to get pristine footage from.  We are given an explanation to all this which works as well as any in such convoluted world building, but the series has jumped the shark as far as adhering to a found footage framework.  In the meta "logic" of this world, each movie is released to the public, but how the events here could be shown to anyone is simply a pill that is too moronic to swallow.
 
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI: FINAL CHAPTER
(2015)
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: MEH
 
Any time that a horror property utilizes the word "final" in its title, that is only a guarantee that at least six further sequels are still on the way.  For round seven in the Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series, filmmaker Kōji Shiraishi tries to both bring everything full circle and dig himself out of the preposterous hole that his universe has dug itself into, opening the film with the one returning cast member who is not stuck in an evil dimension and/or missing limbs, (Kôji Shiraishi), explaining the state of still unsolved affairs.  Japan is on lock-down after a horrendously bad CGI giant was seen hovering in the sky by presumably millions, meanwhile all of the incriminating and otherworldly footage from the last movie was released and still labeled a "hoax" by authorities.  So in other words, Shiraishi only digs himself further in the implausible muck.  The good news is that it is impossible to take Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi: Final Chapter seriously on any level, since Shiraishi has concocted so many "Wait, WTF?" rules, so we are beyond the point of plausibility and into full on gonzo J-horror land.  The initial "monster of the week" trajectory is long gone, but everything has escalated to such an wacky place that Shiraishi can at least be applauded for his arbitrary and reckless inventiveness.  Plus, (finally), Shigeo Ôsako and Chika Kuboyama actually crack a smile and laugh at their toxic relationship and the whole absurdity of the end of the world scenario.

Monday, December 29, 2025

Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi Series - Part One

SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI FILE 01: OPERATION CAPTURE THE SLIT-MOUTHED WOMAN
(2012)
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: MEH
 
Kōji Shiraishi's on-going Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series kicks off with the first of a two-parter of sorts that dropped in 2012, the elaborately-titled Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi File 01: Operation Capture the Slit-Mouthed Woman.  The formula is established where Shigeo Ôsako and Chika Kuboyama each play videographer ghost hunters who investigate paranormal videos that are sent to them, hooking up with the original footage shooters, replaying the scary bits in slow motion, returning to the scene of the otherworldly incidents, and editing it all together in a conventional formula.  Before the series would go further into outrageousness and all-out mockumentary parody, it adhered to the more sincere and unnerving tone of Shiraishi's seminal Noroi: The Curse, as well as the other multitudes of found footage movies on his resume.  Fans of his particular J-horror brand of the sub-genre will have enough here to be interested in, even if much of the logic is flimsy and Ôsako's character frequently ruins things with his inexplicable rage-fueled outbursts that everyone else just nonchalantly puts up with.
 
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI FILE 02: SHIVERING GHOST
(2012)
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: MEH
 
Released a month after Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi File 01: Operation Capture the Slit-Mouthed Woman, the follow-up Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi File 02: Shivering Ghost follows an identical route and carries over a plot point or two while exploring a singular narrative of an all new supernatural mystery.  The story is more interesting than that in the first installment, as well as less redundant considering that Shiraishi already tackled the slit-mouthed woman urban legend five years earlier in Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman.  Here we have something that alludes to outer space, other dimensions, characters getting possessed and convulsing on the ground, protoplasm outbursts with flowers in them, people disappearing, mysterious buildings, and weird guys who do not answer any questions that you ask them.  These are motifs that Shiraishi had and would continue to explore with varying success, and a few moments here are effectively creepy, but once again Shigeo Ôsako portrays one of the worst characters in any found footage project.  He hardly says much and when he does, he is bound to go from zero to sixty on the rage scale, physically beating men and women alike while screaming at them and simultaneously putting them in continuous danger.  It is a baffling choice to take with an entire series' main character, but if one can stomach his unnecessary and obnoxious outbursts, this is otherwise a worthy outing.
 
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI FILE 03: LEGEND OF A HUMAN-EATING KAPPA
(2013)
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: MEH
 
For the third Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series installment Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi File 03: Legend of a Human-Eating Kappa, it at first seems like we are going to be sparred Shigeo Ôsako hot-tempered director character since he is still in a coma and his partner and cameraman are soldiering on with a new case.  Regrettably, it turns out that Ôsako merely has to walk around with a cane for awhile and is otherwise just fine and ready to spring back into action.  That said, he comparatively behaves himself here in the team's new plight to rid a dangerous pond of some pesky kappa creatures that have a history of making people disappear there.  There are several glaring narrative inconsistencies, and this contributes more to the paranormal investigator's laughable lack of ability to keep their subjects safe when venturing into dangerous terrain.  If one can forgive the goofy liberties taken with the material and simply bask in the formulaic found footage set pieces, there are some good moments here, as well as some over-the-top ones that would point the direction that the rest of the series would indulge in.
 
SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI FILE 04: THE TRUTH! HANAKO-SAN IN THE TOILET
(2013)
Dir - Kōji Shiraishi
Overall: MEH
 
Four episodes in and the Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series gets around to one of Japan's most frequented urban supernatural motifs, namely haunted bathrooms.  Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi File 04: The Truth! Hanako-san in the Toilet introduced the concept of time/dark dimension jumping into this universe, and apparently the returning three characters have amnesia and forgot all about it since in later installments, they act just as amazed and excitingly shout the same boasts that they are capturing such phenomena for the "first" time on camera.  Things get more outrageous here than ever before and also more unintentionally comedic, unless Kōji Shiraishi is in fact deliberately going into tongue-in-cheek terrain.  It is difficult to tell since Shigeo Ôsako, Chika Kuboyama, and their never-complaining cameraman still posses no sense of humor whatsoever and have a problematic lack of chemistry with each other that would continue to be the case throughout the franchise's run.  As usual though, any complaints that one can launch against these movies and many of Kōji Shiraishi's wild found footage mockumentaries in general are complaints about things that are there by design.  So a jerky montage into an evil nether-realm, spontaneous deaths by falling desk chairs, lots and lots of running around and back and forth, also lots and lots of screaming, and supernatural rules that are both blatantly ignored and made up on the fly are all here to delight/annoy your senses.

Sunday, December 28, 2025

100 Favorite Rolling Stones Songs: 20 - 1

20.  Hot Stuff
 
No more fitting of a song deserves to open the Black and Blue record than "Hot Stuff", a funky disco track with one of the most delightfully contagious, unison bass and guitar riffs in the entire Rolling Stones canon.  It sets the course for the album where the band often put strict songwriting to side in order to jam out some of their finest grooves, Mick Jagger barely bothering with any lyrics and instead just rapping in an exaggerated faux-Rastafarian accent and saying the song's title as if he is trying to melt the pants off of every ready and willing lady listening.  Billy Preston sprinkles in some tasty piano while singing along with Jagger, and Canned Heat's Harvey Mandel performs those fluidic solos, laying on the wah-wah pedal along with Keith Richards, while Bill Wyman and Charlie Watts make dem asses shake even more than usual.
 
19.  I Just Want to See His Face
 
Nothing clandestine going on here, "I Just Want to See His Face" is simply The Rolling Stones in full-on gospel mode, only done in atmospheric, steamy, and hypnotic jam fashion.  No other album could have it than Exile on Main St., bleeding right out of "Ventilator Blues" and running less than three minutes with murky and spare lyrics occasionally brought in over Charlie Watts and producer Jimmy Miller's tribal percussion and Keith Richards' electric piano, (though Derick and the Dominos member Bobby Whitlock claims to have performed said electric piano part).  There is further instrumentation added to the ethereal mix as well, but the trance-like groove and Clydie King, Venetta Fields, and Jerry Kirkland's vocal hooks are the major selling points.  It seems more like a spiritual pleading brought on by exhaustive rock and roll decadence than a proper "song", but it only makes one wish that the band had more tracks just like it.
 
18.  Dance (Pt. 1)/If I Was a Dancer (Dance Pt. 2)
 
Emotional Rescue may not be the most consistently amazing Rolling Stones record, arriving in between two far better received ones, Some Girls and Tattoo You, respectively.  That said, its opening track "Dance (Pt. 1)" and the accompanying follow-up "If I Was a Dancer (Dance Pt. 2)" which emerged shortly thereafter on the Sucking in the Seventies compilation are so aggressively catchy that they can fairly be seen as the band's most successful attempts at jumping on the disco bandwagon.  Of course "Miss You" was the bigger hit in this vein and has become a household name jam, but for the deep cut equivalent, look no further than here.  Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and Ron Wood share writing credits, the latter laying down that primo bass line as well as his always steady guitar weaving with Richards.  Sample worthy drum breaks, layers of percussion, and Bobby Keys absolutely killing it with one of the finest horn hooks this side of Stevie Wonder's "Sir Duke", this is Stones funk of the most infectious variety.
 
17.  Brown Sugar
 
Though the opening and closing guitar riffs are Keith Richards at his most identifiable and best, the Sticky Fingers opener "Brown Sugar" was entirely a Mick Jagger composition.  It was recorded over two years before being released, making its live debut at the ill-fated free Altamont concert near the tail end of 1969 and performed regularly until it was properly put out as a single, (and beyond that).  Two different female love interests of Jagger's have claimed that they were the inspiration for it, (his first baby mama Marsha Hunt and Ikette Claudia Lennear, respectively), but the lyrics are not just lewd musings on African American ladies.  They are in fact just lewd across the board, referencing both men and women having sex with slaves, all in a shameless and celebratory fashion.  Jagger was later embarrassed by the crass nature of the subject matter, admitting that he could never get away with it in a more enlightened climate, but this song is just too undeniably great to find any other fault with.
 
 
More unabashed gospel from Exile on Main St., "Shine a Light" is a strong contender for the pinnacle of the entire album, a solo Mick Jagger composition that dates back to 1968 when it was done with Leon Russell during the recording sessions for his self-titled debut album under the title "(Can't Seem To) Get a Line on You".  While this version was shelved for several years and features both Bill Wyman and Charlie Watts, the official Exile track does not, though Wyman and Mick Taylor have disputed who played bass on it, each claiming themselves.  Instead, Jimmy Miller handles drums and Billy Preston is appropriately on the church organ, the latter having inspired Jagger to take several of the band's tracks around this point into the gospel direction after bringing him with to church in Los Angeles several times.  This has one of the most pristine vocal melodies and choruses in the entire Stones catalog, Taylor laying down more of his exceptional leads to elevate things even further.
 
 
Dating way back to the Goats Head Soup recording sessions, what eventually became "Waiting on a Friend" was left unfinished for nearly a decade until Mick Jagger came up with a lyric and vocal melody that he liked.  This was for the best since if he would have done so in the song's infancy, it easily could have just been another one about seedy sex or drug use.  Instead, this is one of the band's most mature numbers from the period, Jagger spinning a tender yarn that alludes to the Rolling Stones' close personal dynamics with each other, as fraught as he and Keith Richards relationship would become during the next decade.  Sony Rollins performs the exemplary sax solos, (one of three songs that he would do so on Tattoo You), providing a highlight along with the lovely and low-key arrangement.  It also has that great music video, (one of the group's first for the MTV era), which was shot on the same steps that Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti album cover was.
 
14.  Slave
 
The best example out of many examples, ("Honky Tonk Woman" included), of Charlie Watts' undeniable grooving abilities can be found on the Tattoo You track "Slave", a song that also has one of Keith Richards most ridiculously satisfying riffs.  Originally recorded in 1975 during the post-Mick Taylor Black and Blue sessions, it fits that swampy vibe where the band were often putting material together that was less conventionally song-structured and more based on loose jamming.  This is the Stones doing the funk, with jazz legend Sony Rollins once again killing it on saxophone, (How could he not?), Billy Preston once again providing tasty keyboard licks, Mick Jagger barely writing any lyrics and instead occasionally rambling and singing "Don't wanna be your slave" or "Do it" over and over again, Pete Townsend randomly showing up to help out with the background vocals, and more proof that Keith could knock out some solos as good as any of the band's official lead guitarists.
 
 
A welcomed breather on the often times frantic Some Girls record, "Beast of Burden" was mostly a Keith Richards composition and remains arguably their finest chilled-out, mid-tempo single.  Though Mick Jagger improvised a fair amount of the lyrics, Richards came up with some of his own, including the title which was in reference to saying thank you to his fellow band leader for soldiering on while he was recklessly indulging in heroin addiction.  Both Keith and Ron Wood weave beautifully here, trading off fluid bluesy licks over an outstanding melody, Wood taking the more defiant solo section himself.  Considering how many outside players and unofficial six members The Rolling Stones had throughout their recording career, this is a comparatively rare example of only featuring the full band on their respective instruments.  Everyone lays into the groove to the best of their abilities, making such slick and soothing stuff sound effortless, which it probably was for them.
 
12.  Jumpin' Jack Flash
 
After Their Satanic Majesties Request failed to blow people's minds as much as they may have hoped, The Rolling Stones got back to driving blues rock on one of their most defining songs "Jumpin' Jack Flash".  A non-album single that was recorded during the Beggars Banquet sessions, (one of the few to feature Brian Jones still on guitar), its nonsensical lyrics were allegedly inspired by Keith Richards' gardener who just happened to creep by while he and Mick Jagger were putting the song together, the famous line "I was born in a crossfire hurricane" referencing Keith's actual birth which literally happened during World War II bombing raids in 1943.  At least two different guitar tunings were utilized on it, (one in open D with a capo, the other in Nashville tuning), and Bill Wyman claimed to have come up with the legendary riff though he only performed organ on the track.
 
 
To say that "Sympathy for the Devil" is a definitive Rolling Stones song may be a mute point since they have so many, but this really does belong on their Mt. Rushmore.  Mick Jagger originally conceived of it as a Dylanesque folk song, but Keith Richards suggested upping the tempo which brought it in line with the samba like rhythms that Jagger was already found of and using for inspiration.  The lyrics are some of the best every written, Jagger taking ideas from authors Charles Baudelaire and Mikhail Bulgakov, as well as visiting some Candomblé rituals, thus making this a British white dude's filtered version of different cultures and writings which all come out as a deliberately provoking first person boast by Lucifer himself.  The recording was famously documented in Jean-Luc Godards 1968 film of the same name, a lengthy process that took awhile to get to its final form with lots of percussion, lots of background "Whoo-whoo" vocals, and Keith Richards delivering the band's second greatest guitar solo.
  
 
That cowbell intro, that Charlie Watts groove, that exquisite open-G Keith Richards riff, Mick Jagger's line "She blew my nose and then she blew my mind"; the non-album single "Honky Tonk Women" is a solid contender to play any person living under a rock who has never heard The Rolling Stones before.  This along with the previous year's "Jumpin' Jack Flash" can be seen as one of the pivotal moments for the band where they hit their stride and crystalized an electric, twangy, bluesy style that was loose, dirty, and funky as all get out, exclusively drenched in their American influences.  It defines what the Stones would sound like throughout the rest of their careers, their baroque pop, psychedelic, British Invasion, and traditional 50s rock 'n roll styles mostly if not entirely abandoned from this point on.  No one can blame them since this track simply smokes for just over three minutes, plus the slower and, well, countrier Let It Be reworking "Country Honk" is pretty damn great too.
 
9.  Prodigal Son
 
A pure blues roots workout, "Prodigal Son" is a redo of the Robert Wilkins' gospel song that was originally recorded as "That's No Way to Get Along" way back in 1929.  The Stones' take on it is faithful, keeping the riff and maintaining the tempo, with Brian Jones delivering those atmospheric harmonica textures in the back of the mix.  The band has constantly paid respects to African American music that predates their own existence, and this is the most pristine and memorable example of such a tactic, arriving on Beggars Banquet which was the album that officially set the course for their most renowned and defining period.  They may not be taking the country blues and doing anything singular with it as they were and would continue to do during their finest era, but this is actually what makes the track so superb.  White British musicians were all about this kind of music during the mid-to-late 1960s, the Stones turning in the most authentic tribute out of any of them here.
 
8.  Dead Flowers
 
One of the rare instances where Keith Richards and Mick Taylor properly "weave" together, (meaning both performing call and response leads against each other, a tactic that Keith and Ron Wood would do exclusively), "Dead Flowers" is the best overt country song in The Rolling Stones repertoire.  Recorded at Olympic Studios in 1970, it is another that bares the hovering influence of Gram Parsons, a hillbilly honky tonk diddy that is played straight and pays homage to Nashville.  Both the unassuming instrumentation, (those aforementioned Richards and Taylor leads beautifully fulfilling the role of what a pedal steel guitar would normally do), and Mick Jagger's pronounced southern drawl sell the point, even if the singer's dark and cynical lyrics are more aligned with rock and roll hedonism and drug use than what most conventional country singers would belt about.  Though of course plenty if not all country musicians took part in such decadent shenanigans as well.  Just ask David Allan Coe.
 
 
The Let It Bleed version of "Midnight Rambler" is a banger and should honestly rank just as high, but it is the nine minute workout found on the Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out live album that is the most definitive, this being The Rolling Stones' finest straight-ahead blues rock song.  Benefited by Mick Taylor's always exquisite soloing, a longer jam-out, and a far superior recording of Charlie Watts' drums, (the kicks are oddly inaudible in the studio version), the track just hits so much harder live.  A rare Stones track for the time in that it was played in standard tuning when Keith Richards was mostly found of his 5-string open G ones, it was a full collaboration between he and Mick Jagger.  Written while the two were vacationing in Italy, Jagger draws on the Boston Strangler Albert DeSalvo for lyrical inspiration, and Richards fittingly labeled it as "blues opera" that features a lengthy breakdown in the middle of that awesome main driving riff which bookends it.
 
6.  Gimme Shelter
 
Arguably the defining Vietnam era rock song amongst several, "Gimme Shelter" kicks-off Let It Bleed with a sinister chill, the strongest opening track in The Rolling Stones' entire canon.  Keith Richards recorded it on a literally falling apart Australian Maton SE777, Merry Clayton got summoned in the middle of the night while pregnant to come down and knock out the outstanding co-lead vocal in a few hours, and the whole thing reflects the times where so much civil unrest and tension was nearly palpable no matter what side of the Atlantic you resided on.  Fittingly then, it was recorded both at Olympic Studios in London and at Sunset Sound and Elektra in Los Angeles, Richards laying down the guitar solo of his career along with his leads on "Sympathy for the Devil".  This is as moody as the Stones, (or any band), can get; a dark, political, and gospel masterpiece that is wholly unique, no other band besides this one being able to conceive of or deliver it in such an intoxicating manner.
 
5.  Salt of the Earth
 
The Rolling Stones' best album closer is the one that wraps up Beggars Banquet, the gorgeous and haunting working class ballad "Salt of the Earth".  This was one of the band's earliest tracks to have a pronounced gospel influence, the Watts Street Gospel Choir, (no relation to Charlie Watts), brought in to enhance the chorus and bring the roaring finish to a fittingly fevered pitch.  Keith Richards sings the opening verse in his trademark wino croak, performing all of the guitars since Brian Jones was probably off tripping balls somewhere.  Nicky Hopkins is another driving force, banging away on the ivories and especially so during the fade-out, with Mick Jagger's lyrics apparently inspired by John Lennon's increasingly proactive and outspoken political views.  Jagger rallies up the "salt of the earth", meaning the common man while also admitting his own rock star distance from them, crafting a sophisticated and nuanced look at his subject matter which is refreshingly removed from the band's usual hedonism and misogyny.
 
 
Many artists have covered "Wild Horses" since its conception, (as they should of course), and the first was The Flying Burritos Brothers who put their version out in 1970 before the Stones even got to.  This was because, (as crazy as it sounds), the band was not particularly fond of it at first, returning to it later for inclusion on Sticky Fingers where it was doubly released, (also as crazy as it sounds), as the B-side to "Sway".  It has gone down as one of their most lauded ballads, beautiful from top to bottom with a chord progression for the books and Mick Jagger's outstanding vocal about being equally weary and hopelessly in love.  Keith Richards' delicate leads are stunning, the acoustic guitars being in Nashville tuning to give it just enough of a country vibe.  Ian Stewart sat it out on piano since he was less fond of playing minor melodies, session musician Jim Dickinson stepping in and making his only appearance on a Rolling Stones song, wonderfully so.
 
3.  Angie
 
An argument can be made that "Angie" is the greatest break-up song of all time, but an even bigger argument can be made that its melodies are some of the most unmatched out there.  The Rolling Stones were coming off of their masterwork Exile on Main St. when Mick Jagger and Keith Richards put it together, appearing as the clear highlight on Goats Head Soup and showcasing that even if that resulting album officially broke their cycle of flawless ones, they had at least one song on it to rank above nearly all of their material.  Whoever the title woman is referring to, (which could be anyone from David Bowie's first wife, to Marianne Faithfull, to Keith's newborn daughter, to actor Angie Dickinson), is hardly important since the simple lyric effortlessly connects with anyone that has had a love or romance gone awry.  The lush string arrangement from Nicky Harrison, Nicky Hopkins' tender piano part, Jagger's ghostly guide vocal which was left on the finished track; it all enhances such heartbreak better than nearly any song could.
 
 
Christ, what a beautiful piano intro.  Nicky Hopkins once again kills it on the keys, opening up the best song on the best Rolling Stones album, Exile on Main St.'s "Loving Cup".  This also deserves to be in the conversation for the finest Charlie Watts grooves, a driving hi-hat pattern over a laid back beat, broken up by his all time tastiest drum fills.  The ending is nearly as strong as the beginning, when Bobby Keys and Jim Price come in with their repeated horn refrain during the vamp-out, providing yet more soulful class to a record that threw all of the band's influences together, usually all at once on most tracks.  Keith Richards handles all of the guitar duties, (Mick Taylor sitting it out completely), and this showcases how physics-defying his talents were at the time when he was balls-deep in heroin addiction yet concocting, (along with a comparatively more sober Mick Jagger), and performing some of the best music anyone has ever heard.
 
 
It may be silly to rank "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" as the greatest Rolling Stones song largely because of its guitar solo but seriously, have you heard this guitar solo?  Mick Taylor's work during the song's lengthy and closing Latin jam section is as astonishing as Eric Clapton's leads in "Crossroads", Jimmy Page's in "Stairway to Heaven", Allen Collins' in "Free Bird", or Don Felder and Joe Walsh's in "Hotel California", solidifying this guy's place as one of the best lead axe-slingers to ever breathe air.  Really though, everything else going on here is equally deserving of the song's ranking.  Keith Richards' open-G riff is a monster, Bobby Keys saxophone solo is as great as Taylor's guitar solo, Mick Jagger's vocals rip, and ridiculously, the whole song was nailed in one take with the nearly five minute finish done as an accident where no one in the band knew that the tape was still rolling and they just kept on playing.  There may have been some tweaks on producer Jimmy Miller's part to make the whole thing seamless, but if there is any argument that spontaneous glory can be captured if the heavens are shining down upon you, this be your evidence.

Saturday, December 27, 2025

100 Favorite Rolling Stones Songs: 40 - 21

40.  Let It Bleed
 
The first Rolling Stones title track was "Let It Bleed"; a lazy sing-a-long that seems to be wallowing in a haze of drugs and emotional dependency.  Bill Wyman actually plays not just the instrument that he is supposed to for once, but also an autoharp which occasionally cuts through the heavy mix of acoustic and slide guitar, (both performed by Keith Richards since they were minus an official lead player during the record's making), Charlie Watts' prominent drums, Ian Stewart's honky tonky piano, and Mick Jagger's lethargic and quasi-unrecognizable vocal delivery.  This is particularly the case in the beginning where he takes his American South enunciation to parody levels, all the while singing about opening up his bosom and narcotic supply to any needy woman who wishes to partake.
 
39.  Bitch
 
One of Keith Richards' most instantly recognizable and hooky riffs kicks-off side two of The Rolling Stones' best single album Sticky Fingers, a riff that is mirrored and answered by Bobby Keys and Jim Price's horn section.  Two different versions of the initial recording exist, one the more famous and frequented album track and another that properly emerged decades later featuring the band jamming it out for several extra minutes.  Pick your sweet delicious poison, but each one showcases the band in top form, emphasizing the interplay between Richards' riffing, Mick Taylor's always tasty leads, the brass section, and Charlie Watts propelling things along with one of his most driving grooves.  Also put out as a B-side to "Brown Sugar", it was so infections that it became a radio and live staple in its own right.
 
38.  Rocks Off
 
Opening up one of the greatest albums ever made, (double or otherwise), "Rocks Off" sets the stage for Exile on Main St. with its upbeat groove, laid back dual vocals, and full band arrangement featuring prominent brass and piano on top of their well-oiled guitar, bass, and drums attack.  The song is also a pristine example of how not pristine the recording sessions and mixing went down, featuring Mick Jagger's wailing less up front sonically, making the druggy subject matter of the lyrics difficult to decipher.  It all gives the track a mysterious and dangerous edge though, which mirrors where the band was at the time, working on tracks in rough conditions down in the sweltering hot basement of Keith Richards' rented villa in the south of France.  The chaotic way in which the album was put together is just as legendary as the album itself, "Rocks Off" crystalizing the whole tumultuous yet gloriously productive affair in just four and half minutes.
 
Put out as a double A-side with "Ruby Tuesday" ahead of appearing as the opening track on the American release of Between the Buttons, "Let's Spend the Night Together" is as good of a pop single as any band produced during the 1960s.  Being the massive hit that it was, the Stones performed it on the Ed Sullivan Show in January of 1967, Mick Jagger, Bill Wyman, and Brian Jones all hilariously rolling their eyes on camera at Sullivan's conservative insistence that they change the chorus to "let's spent some TIME together" to imply less hanky-panky.  Because we all know that rock and roll songs are never ever about fucking.  Jones on organ, an uptempo quarter-note groove from Charlie Watts, Keith Richards on guitar, bass, and piano, Jack Nitzsche also on piano, some police truncheons keeping time, (long story); there is nothing not to love here.
 
36.  Sway
 
Sticky Fingers was the studio album that first properly featured new guy Mick Taylor in full capacity, the lead guitarist proving that he was the right guy for the job and delivering some of the best axe-slinging yet heard in the process.  His imprint is all over "Sway", a track that he felt he was owed a songwriting credit on but as was almost always the case, such titles automatically went to Mick Jagger and Keith Richards where The Rolling Stones' originals were concerned.  Taylor's leads are top notch, and curiously, Richards only provides background vocals, with Jagger playing the rhythm guitar on electric for the first time.  This was also the band's first track recorded at the frontman's spacious manor hours Stargroves, (the same one that Doctor Who's Pyramids of Mars utilized for exteriors), putting their famed mobile recording studio to proper use.
 
35.  The Last Time
 
The Rolling Stones' first non-cover to be released as an A-side in the UK, "The Last Time" nevertheless borrows the lyrics from The Staple Singer's "This May Be the Last Time", which in itself was an interpretation of a sermon and gospel hymn.  Label it a traditional reworking then where the band got an "original" out of preexisting inspiration and were able to take a song about the lord and morph it into an infectious, upbeat, and bluesy pop tune about a girl, the Stones version is propelled by Brian Jones' outstanding guitar riff, one of the hookiest in the band's repertoire.  Phil Spector assisted with the production, (explaining its echo chambered sound), and this is the Stones at their British Invasion best, arguably their finest moment before they solidified their sound during the Beggar's Banquet era a mere three years later.
 
34.  Torn and Frayed
 
A gospel honky tonk gem off of Exile on Main St., "Torn and Frayed" wears its Gram Parsons influence on its sleeves, Parsons having been present at Keith Richards' Nellcôte villa in the south of France during the tumultuous making of the record.  Also, the country rock pioneer's frequent collaborator Al Perkins performs the pedal-steel guitar, with the Stones' usual trumpet player Jim Price on organ, Nicky Hopkins on piano, Mick Taylor on bass, and Richards handling all of the guitars, including of course that gorgeous finger picking lick that comes in at the onset of the fade-out.  Mick Jagger's lyrics are typically descriptive, painting a vivid picture of a gruff musician's dealings with rough gigs on the road, unkempt wardrobes, dingy backstage areas, and of course drugs.
 
33.  Hey Negrita
 
Sleazy, offensive, and funky as all get out, "Hey Negrita" fused reggae, Latin, and of course funk sensibilities together in a seamless and steamy stew of jammy looseness.  New guy Ron Wood brought in that dynamite riff which he weaves through Keith Richards' just as swampy phrasing, Billy Preston being once again heavily featured on keys, vocals, and marimba.  Charlie Watts, (as he was wont to do), kills it from behind the kit, the key word being "behind" as he lays way back in order for the rest of the band, (including Mick Jagger), to improvise on top of it.  The lyrics are about a guy trying to get a prostitute's price down, some more of the band's patented misogyny that is not meant to be taken seriously and honestly comes off as an afterthought in order for everyone to simply lay into that ridiculous groove.
 
32.  Moonlight Mile
 
The final song recorded for Sticky Fingers, "Moonlight Mile" was written by the two Micks, Jagger and Taylor, and it remains one of the few from the band that Keith Richards does not appear on at all.  This was due to Keith being absent, (and likely drugged-out), for large portions of the album's recording, Taylor instead collaborating on a Jagger composition with the working title of "Japanese Thing".  The Stones' trusty trumpet player Jim Price got behind the ivories on this, Jagger playing all of the acoustic guitar, and Paul Buckmaster doing the fittingly beautiful string arrangement.  It is the perfect comedown to an exemplary record for the band, Jagger wearily lamenting his exhaustion and disillusionment with the rock star lifestyle that the Stones were very much on about.
 
While The Beatles may have been the first to lay a sitar on a pop song, The Rolling Stones were the first to garnish a massive and enduring hit out of such a practice with the raga rock benchmark "Paint It, Black".  That opening guitar riff is one of Keith Richards most famous, Mick Jagger's lyrics are some of his most overtly bleak, and the whole song was one of the band's most collaborative.  Brian Jones provided the sitar melody, Billy Wyman's laid down some fretless bass slides and his Hammond organ inspired the tempo and Easter-tinged switch from its original "House of the Rising Son" knock-off arrangement, Charlie Watts memorably bounces between primitive jungle quarter notes on the toms to a particularly busy full kit groove, with various other percussion thrown into its hypnotic arrangement.  The song may have been long played to death by now, but it is one of those archetypal classic rock staples that deserves to be.
 
30.  Memory Motel
 
More exceptional balladry from The Rolling Stones, "Memory Motel" is the finest example on the down and dirty Black and Blue album, a gorgeous intermission from the sweaty and drug-fueled funk and reggae grooves found elsewhere on the record.  One of their longer at over seven minutes with dual lead vocals from both of its songwriters Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, Jagger allegedly wrote it at Andy Warhol's house of all places, spinning a mournful yarn about a one-nite stand with a bright, headstrong woman at the motel of the title.  Richards does not play guitar on it, instead providing some of the electric keys, (along with Billy Preston), while guitar duties were handled by Harvey Mandel and Wayne Perkins who were auditioning for the vacated lead guitar spot/contributing to the recording sessions at the time.
 
29.  Happy
 
Written quickly by Keith Richards at his rented Nellcôte villa in the south of France during the band's anarchic recording sessions for Exile on Main St., "Happy" was laid down on tape just as hastily on the same day it was conceived.  The only two Stones to appear here are Keith and Mick Jagger, the latter providing background vocals while Richards handles all of the guitar and bass.  Jim Price and Bobby Keys are on horns, and producer Jimmy Miller gets behind the kit since they all probably wanted to capture the inspiration while it was hot and Charlie Watts was not around at the time, (his rented France home being several hours away from Nellcôte).  This would be the most successful single that the band put out with Keith singing lead, getting in and out in three minutes and representing the Stones' co-leader in peak form.
 
28.  Monkey Man
 
Though it never got the single, (B side or otherwise), treatment, Let It Bleed's "Monkey Man" remains a fan favorite, occasional live staple, and one of the best straight-ahead rock songs in the Rolling Stones cannon.  That sexy piano and vibraphone intro from Nicky Hopkins and Bill Wyman over a sinister chord progression quickly leads into the full band jumping in for Keith Richards to lay down one of his all time finest riffs, with Mick Jagger yelping about all kinds of nonsense in a bizarre and often times funny stew of sleaze.  Food, Satan, drugs, violence, animals, sex; Jagger manages to throw most of his interests into the mix with a lyric that was allegedly inspired by if not directly about the Italian pop artist Mario Schifano whom Mick and Keith had recently become acquainted with.
 
27.  Ventilator Blues
 
Noteworthy for the unorthodox groove and manner in which Charlie Watts comes in, (either intentionally or purposely late on the beat), "Ventilator Blues" remains one of two Rolling Stones songs that Mick Taylor received a proper writing credit on, having come up with the opening riff.  Another in a stream of laid back and muddy blues work outs for the band, it was painstakingly put together in the studio, ran through countless times where everyone had difficulty getting a satisfying take.  Though Watts ultimately nailed that lax groove, getting there was anything but easy as Bobby Keys came up with the phrasing and couched the drummer along until it loosely locked into place.  It is overall a performance piece for the group, Mick Jagger doing his best Delta blues belting while Keith Richards slides on top of it, making this arguably the sexiest and slitheriest Exile on Main St. track.
 
 
By 1972, The Rolling Stones were in peak form all around, and had developed their own unique way of seamlessly jumbling together their Americana influences into material that always sounded authentic yet was never played conventionally straight.  The Exile on Main St. track "Sweet Virginia" is a laid back country song, ballad-esque in some respects yet also featuring gospel-tinged background vocals and lead sax soloing from Bobby Keys.  Mostly worked on at Keith Richards' villa Nellcôte in the south of France where just so many drugs were consumed, it is a joyous romp, with narcotic-inspired lyrics and the wonderful "Got to scrape the shit right off your shoes" line to close out the swampy chorus, a shuffle groove from Charlie Watts, Mick Jagger wailing away on harmonica during the intro, and the entire band appearing on it behind their proper instruments.
 
25.  Miss You
 
The eighth and last number one single that The Rolling Stones had in the US, "Miss You" is also their premier stab at disco, a blueprint crossover track that everyone from Kiss to Rod Stewart took a stab at emulating around the time.  Not only did it get the Stones in the discotheques, (an eight minute 12-inch version also being released to further capitalize on such a thing), it was directly inspired by those very same discotheques, Mick Jagger, Bill Wyman, and Charlie Watts all visiting them and made note of the grooves that were topping the charts at the time.  While it can certainly be labeled as calculated then, no one can deny that the song has hooks for days, Wyman's funky as hell bass line, Watts' four-on-the-floor time keeping, Jagger's half yelped/half rapped vocals, that wordless chorus, and Mel Collins' smoking saxophone solo each being strong enough to make any song a hit.
 
24.  Sister Morphine
 
Never did The Rolling Stones paint a more harrowing portrait of drug use than with the ominous Sticky Fingers addition "Sister Morphine".  It was co-written and originally released as a single by Marianne Faithfull, said recording being done back during the Beggars Banquet sessions with Jack Nitzsche on piano and organ, Ry Cooder on slide guitar, Mick Jagger on acoustic, and Charlie Watts on drums.  The Stones cut it themselves a few years later with tweaked lyrics and the same personnel, Keith Richards and Bill Wyman joining the fold while Mick Taylor sat it out.  Though it can be literally read as the downtrodden pleading of a person in pain after suffering a physical accident and needing a medicinal "score" to numb the pain, everything from the haunting arrangement, to the somber chord structure, Jagger's lethargic vocal, overt drug references, and the cavernous ambience make it an eerie narcotic comedown that for anyone who has done their Stones homework, knows that various members certainly had first hand experience with.
 
23.  Sweet Black Angel
 
Inspired by the bogus murder charges faced by Angela Davis at the time, "Sweet Black Angel" is one of a small handful of political songs that The Rolling Stones cut, less overt from the outside since it can be interpreted as an inspired love diddy at first glance.  This was one of the Exile on Main St. tracks that was not worked on in the south of France, instead originating when the band was putting material together at Mick Jagger's Stargroves home, eventually getting finished back in LA's Sunset Sound as many of the album's tracks were once everyone had enough of Keith Richard's sweltering French basement.  An acoustic country-blues hybrid and one of many from the Stones, the format is tweaked by its West Indian rhythm, Charlie Watts, producer Jimmy Miller, and Richard 'Didymus' Washington all providing unique percussion.
 
22.  No Expectations
 
On the long list of best Stones ballads, "No Expectations" is not even the best one on Beggars Banquet, which is saying something about how outstanding the band's material was at this point once they locked into their loose, American roots music melding.  It is equal parts country and blues, with gorgeous slide guitar played throughout by Brian Jones, melancholic lyrics inspired by imagery that Robert Johnson would frequent, understated piano playing by Nicky Hopkins, also understated bass by Bill Wyman, and no Charlie Watts drum kit groove necessary.  This was one of the last Rolling Stones songs to feature any significant contribution from Jones, the band also playing it during their Rock and Roll Circus taping which marked the founding guitarist's final live performance with the band.
 
 
Though it may be lyrically allusive, (Mick Jagger even going on record as stating that the song is void of concurrent meaning), and fails to mention anything of a spiritual nature, "Let It Loose" remains a strong contender for The Rolling Stones' finest gospel song.  Such influences run prominently throughout Exile on Main St., (having African American backup singers on most tracks will do that), and the soul is laid on thick here.  Jagger took some of the lyrics from the traditional American folk song "Man of Constant Sorrow", singing his ass off and channeling his love of spiritual choirs and hyped up preachers in his delivery.  Along with the impassioned vocals by everyone behind the mic, (even including Dr. John for some reason), Nicky Hopkins' piano and Mellotron are the driving musical components, trailed closely by Bobby Keys and Jim Price's supportive horn section.