Saturday, December 15, 2018

100 Favorite Bands/Artists - Part Four

40. LIONEL RICHIE

Though I have yet to dig past his first three records and some Commodores stuff of course, few artists for me hit the spot the way Mr. Lionel Richie does.  His self-titled debut, Can't Slow Down, and Dancing on the Ceiling were so colossally huge that he ended up taking a ten year break before putting out another album and even if by that point he was no longer as compatible with the times, his mark was already made.  As a songwriter, Richie can craft the most tender of ballads as effortlessly as he can the most hook-laden dance jams and he equally excelled at both while crossing over styles that were as much pop as they were rock and soul.  Then as a singer, his is one of the smoothest of voices and listening to the passion pouring out of him as he oos and aahs in "Penny Lover", "Easy" or pick your favorite is as marvelous an experience as any.  "We Are the World" notwithstanding, Richie has not so much been trying to change the planet with his music as he is just simply at home crafting simple, utterly perfect pops songs.

39. THE DOORS

The 1960's produced a handful of still revered groups that by the end of the decade had practically said all they had to say.  LA's The Doors were yet another one who came and went within a four year period, dropping six mostly flawless albums in that time.  Each member complimented each other like few other rock bands ever could.  Robby Krieger was a flamenco style guitar player who adopted his pickless technique and classical sensibilities when playing electric, John Densmore was a jazz drummer specializing in Latin rhythms, Ray Manzarak was a goddamn human octopus who was able to play colorful leads on his organ while simultaneously making the need for a bass player obsolete, and then of course you have Jim Morrison, a deliberately self-destructive poet with a vicious croon who could quote hundreds of books no matter how high he was flying.  The Doors' complete sound still may be the most individual in all of rock music.

38.  FRANK ZAPPA

One really has stand back in jaw-dropping awe at Frank Zappa's humongous body of work.  He supposedly recorded nearly every performance he ever gave and when he was not on the road morphing his own material with spectacular band after spectacular band each and every night, he was tirelessly recording enough music in his own studio that probably if every band that forms from here on out only grabbed from his stash, they would never run out of material.  As a teenager, Zappa fell in love with avant-garde composers such as Edgard Varèse and simply taught himself how to read and compose music.  He never took lyrics remotely seriously and instead of forgoing them completely, just decided to make them as ridiculous as possible.  In doing so, his music was always just as hilarious as it was musically complex.  Post Mothers of Invention, he also insisted on utilizing the very best musicians and everyone from George Duke, Ian Underwood, Steve Vai, and drum wizards like Terry Bozzio and Vinnie Colaiuta worked their magic under his wing.

37. CREAM

The premier power-trio supergroup even all these decades later, Cream was what fantastic musicians at their peak sounded like while indulging their abilities as loudly and powerfully as possible.  Formed in 1966 and made up out of three "cream of the crop" musicians in the London jazz and blues scene, Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce, and Eric Clapton were big news before they even recorded anything together.  Humorously, the first single they did release was the, (as Ginger lovely put it), "pile of shit" "Wrapping Paper", a soft, ridiculous chamber-music diddy they did just to fuck with people's expectations.  In and out in only three years before Baker and Bruce probably would have murdered each other, Cream solidified on-stage jamming as an art form and exploded their non-rock influences together to in fact become one of the most vigorous pre-hard rock bands in history.

36. JIMI HENDRIX

One more iconic musician who solidified his legacy in the 1960s, the immeasurably influential Jimi Hendrix of course has to be here.  Hendrix put out only four albums in just as many years before he joined the 27 Club.  Helped in part by regular, heroic doses of hallucinogenics, the amount of creativity that was seemingly exploding from his every molecule was ridiculous.  The Experience band that he put together in England featured a drummer that was nearly as proficient as Hendrix was a guitar player in Mitch Mitchell, who brought jazz chops and fiery speed to rock drumming.  Jimi of course revolutionized the electric guitar permanently not just in sound but in technical ability, though as a songwriter he was equally as unprecedented.  Rooted in the blues yet going light-years further with it, his music was layered with colors and dreamscapes as he and engineer extraordinaire Eddie Kramer made rock music in general sound fuller and more textured than it ever was before.

35.  URIAH HEEP

Comparatively un-sung champions of British hard rock, Uriah Heep have maintained a level of mere moderate success since 1969, but approaching their fifth decade as a band, they are actually as strong as ever.  Though certainly proficient enough, all of the various lineups of Uriah Heep rarely featured any virtuoso musicianship as they were less proggy than prog, but more proggy than most hard rock.  In the process, the settled rather straightforwardly in the middle.  In the band's first decade together, main songwriter/organist Ken Hensley seemingly had truckloads of material and select gems such as "July Morning", "The Wizard", "Lady in Black", "Paradise/The Spell", and "Stealin'", were all his.  Going through four different vocalists over their career, original singer David Byron had a ridiculous range while John Lawton likewise did in a far more soulful way.  Long-standing frontman Bernie Shaw though is the absolute perfect fit and on that note, the band's current output is one of the very rare instances where a classic rock band's new stuff is just as solid if not more so than their golden era.

34.  THE RAMONES

I am certainly aware that this list is full of plenty of predictable choices and here we come to the absolute best punk rock band of all time, The Ramones.  The way that these guys made heads explode was ironically just as powerful as the way all of the prog and area rock bands they were either intentionally or unintentionally taking the piss out of did with their oodles of chops.  The Ramones of course usually played no more than four chords per song and got them over with as quickly as possible, all with the type of balls-tight ferocity and lack of nuance that no other band ever bothered doing.  How utterly simple and direct they were was an eye-opener to millions of people and they are another one of those groups that no doubt inspired gallons of kids to start their own bands.  The first four Ramones records are universally considered quintessential listening and I agree with the masses on that.  The debut particularly is the best punk anything the world has to offer and I can always listen to Joey Ramone beautifully sing about lobotomies, brats, and Manhattan street corners at any time.

33.  PJ HARVEY

My favorite female artist PJ Harvey is a multi-instrumentalist and songwriter that emerged during the alternative rock boom of the early 90s and has continued to release startlingly different music throughout her career.  Though I am not as equally in love with everything she does, the fearlessness with which she pick up an instrument she has never played and sings in a voice that she has never used on something like Let England Shake is as admirable as anything could be.  There is not a particular period of Polly Jean Harvey's career that I am more partial to as To Bring You My Love and Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea are quite distinctive from each other and each have at different times been my favorite records of hers.  Vocally, Harvey is utterly fantastic and chameleon like, able to make her voice do practically anything she wants just as her music can be primal in its simplicity or lush in its presentation.  Regularly surprising and adventurous, the music world could benefit from more like her.

32.  JOHN MAYER

Polarizing in many circles, Connecticut-born John Mayer has a rather high batting average with seven studio albums that are solid to exceptional.  He is also one of the few contemporary artists whose live albums are wholly imperative.  Mayer's voice is outstanding and just as earnestly seeped in the blues as his immaculate guitar playing is.  Really, for anyone who is turned off by his tabloid-making social life and the occasional ignorant remark to the press, just listen to the man absolutely melt his guitar, (and beyond tastefully so), on records like Try! or Where the Light Is.  While all of that alone easily won me over, Mayer is in fact one of the best songwriters this century has.  Even when working out his celebrity in song form or schmaltzing his way through stuff like "Your Body is a Wonderland", things like "Neon", "Gravity", "I Don't Trust Myself (With Loving You)", "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room", "Edge of Desire", and "Assassin" are all superior to anything anybody else is doing.

31.  JOHN LENNON

The solo-Beatle who had both the strongest and shortest solo career was the much beloved John Lennon.  Lennon's murder in December of 1980 still stands as rock music's biggest tragedy, not just because it was John Lennon of course, but because the man had just reemerged with Double Fantasy after a five year break and one can only speculate as to what else he would have done had his life not been taken.  It is undeniable that Lennon's solo output was anything but consistent.  His first three albums, (if you can really call them albums), were simply experimental recordings made with Yoko Ono.  Yet his first proper outing and the one that brutally and magnificently severed all ties with The Beatles as well as his past was Plastic Ono Band; one of the most powerful, direct, and emotive singer/songwriter records there is.  Imagine was more optimistic and nearly as strong, while Mind Games, Walls and Bridges, and his heartfelt covers alum Rock 'n' Roll still had their share of memorable moments.  Though not necessarily humble yet never one to indulge in bullshit, Lennon became more honest with his songwriting post-Beatles than any of the other members and few if any artists in history are truly more inspiring.

30.  MICHAEL JACKSON

Ever since ever, I have been a Michael Jackson fan.  Jackson's death in hindsight was rather predetermined, but it was a shock at the time that had me fully realize that I had never seen my childhood favorite live.  This was made even more tragic for many as Jackson was mere weeks away from launching a comeback residency that most likely would have given many the chance to see the man on stage in still glorious form.  I have never cared for The Jackson Five as I find Michael's prepubescent voice more abrasive than anything, but once the man dropped Off the Wall, the King of Pop moniker was absolutely appropriate.  Wall is still my favorite MJ record, yet Thriller, Bad, and Dangerous were all released before I personally became a musician and represent the first body of work from any artist that I fully embraced.  My admiration for Jackson's music has only intensified with age as his vocal chops and pop craftsmanship were simply jaw-dropping.  Also, the guy could also dance pretty damn good too.

29.  BADFINGER

Though the reputation of being clearly rock and roll's most cursed band has always overshadowed their actual music, Badfinger were power-pop's most extraordinary outfit.  Originally formed out of Wales in 1961 as The Iveys, they changed their name based off of a working Beatles song title after signing with Apple Records in 1968.  At that point, they also brought in guitar player and songwriter Joey Molland.  Mostly fronted by one of my all time favorite writers, vocalists, and guitarists Pete Ham, he became the first but not the last band member to kill himself after unbelievable misfortune befell them, namely never-ending financial ruin at the hands of their onetime corrupt business manager.  The band then imploded and its members went on to get day jobs to support their families for a few years before other founder Tom Evans eventually succumbed to suicide as well once they put out another two records and had another disastrous streak of money troubles. 
Badfinger's music though is breathtakingly good and records like No Dice, Straight Up, and Wish You Were Here transcend all of the impossible hardships they faced.

28. DEEP PURPLE

One of the hard rock pioneering bands that had an irrefutable influence on my early musical preferences, Deep Purple perhaps more than any others laid the groundwork squarely down for what would become heavy metal and at the same time made me want to play this music myself.  Ian Paice, (the band's only surviving, original member), remains my favorite living drummer and while I was far more reasonably able to handle Ringo Starr, Peter Criss, and Neal Smith beats when I first started playing, coming anywhere near Paice's grooving ability was largely beyond my grasp.  Purple started out playing blues covers like a lot of British groups did, but with the added ingredient of Jon Lord's distorted Hammond organ.  Once Ian Gillian and Roger Glover joined the fold to kickoff their Mark II lineup, they proceeded to be louder and heavier than any of their peers.  The band were largely virtuosos aside from just Paice, with Richie Blackmore's distinctive sound and classical guitar favoring usually partaking of extended live jams while Gillian soared away with the type of technically demanding, soulful screaming that no one else could hold a candle to.  Later additions David Coverdale and Glenn Hughes were no slouches either.

27.  JEFF BUCKLEY

One perfectly constructed debut album with probably three of my absolute favorite songs on it as well as a posthumous follow-up that still shows plenty of traces of excellence, Jeff Buckley never made it past the age of thirty and we ultimately only got a taste of what he was capable of.  Son of the later-revered Tim Buckley, Jeff spent ten years in the LA music scene as a guitar player before moving to Manhattan to try his hand at the whole singer/songwriter thing.  Though technically a late bloomer then, the voice that came out of him is arguably more incredible than anyone's.  Sans Freddie Mercury, Jeff Buckley is my all time favorite singer.  A limitless, dynamic range and always staggeringly moving, Buckley's vocal prowess is unmistakable on any of his quintessential songs such as "Grace", "Lover, You Should've Come Over", "Hallelujah", and "Lilac Wine", which is me just picking my favorites.  It is downright aggravating that he died so young and under such random circumstances, (accidentally drowning while leisurely drunk), a voice like that being forever silenced truly being a disaster for all of rock music.

26.  DAVID BOWIE

So many musicians no longer with us, David Bowie had a bit of a rough start with a couple of weak, acoustic based albums at the beginning of his career.  Yet it did not take him too long to begin embracing every genre and sub-genre there was into his sound.  In the process, he stayed at the forefront of a handful of rock movements.  Always maintaining the reputation of a musical chameleon, there is probably a Bowie album or handful of songs out there for everybody on earth.  Bowie has so many excellent, essential records yes, (Hunky Dory, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust..., "Heroes", Low, Scary Monsters, etc), but almost more incredibly, he really has nothing close to anything lackluster in his catalog since The Man Who Sold the World.  His later electronica period and final album released on his birthday and two days before his death Blackstar were just as solid as anything he had ever done.  His voice also remained strong and peerless and visually he was anything but boring, going through a number of personas to match his always diverse musical leanings.

25.  PETER GABRIEL

The once very strange, extravagant frontman for Genesis, Peter Gabriel off and running on his own possessed an experimental fervor that seemed limitless.  Though his first three, all self-titled records were recorded and released at a pretty cruising rate, he began to take his time more and more with each project, eventually lingering on his material with the type of patience that only the most disciplined perfectionists are able to maintain.  As well as being a long-term humanitarian, Gabriel is still one of the biggest champions of world music which has been consistently interwoven into his own.  His third Peter Gabriel record featured the anti-apartheid track "Biko" and his very best and most commercially successful album So, The Last Temptation of Christ soundtrack Passion, Us and Up all feature a slew of non-western sounds as well as collaborations from the likes of Daniel Lanois, Kate Bush, and Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.  It would be truly amazing to get another new album out of him one of these days, SO, (har, har), hopefully he is reading this and will at least do me a solid.

24.  PINK FLOYD

Space rock poster boys Pink Floyd have been as mainstream as can be for many, many years now and no matter how many radio stations will not stop playing them or no matter how much they remain all of our parent's favorite band to get high to, nothing can diminish how truly fantastic they really were.  Well, not so much when starting out under the guidance of Syd Barret as the band was unrecognizable then and no matter how many times I give The Piper at the Gates of Dawn a try, I still never fancy it.  A couple of years and a couple of albums of wacked-out experimentation followed as Floyd tried to get their barrings and figure out how songwriting actually worked.  They finally achieved this around Meddle and by The Dark Side of the Moon, Roger Waters had proven himself a notable writer of his own, the entire band as a whole truly coming into their sound.  Though they carried on Waters-less for a spell and Richard Wright is no longer among us, records like Moon, Wish You Were Here, Animals, and The Wall shall never depreciate in excellence.

23.  TYPE O NEGATIVE

I shall never forget hearing a buddy and former bandmate of mine playing "Black No. 1" and "Christian Woman" in his car to me and my brother, with each of us having completely opposite reactions to it.  He thought it was crap and I fell head over heals in love.  After the breakup of Carnivore, Brooklyn native Pete Steele grabbed some childhood friends and put Type O Negative together in 1989 and right from the get-go, the band's sound was most individual.  Josh Silver's church organ, Kenny Hickey's deliberately cheap guitar sound, and Steele's distorted bass and cartoonishly low, vampiric crooning/screaming sounded both silly and awesome at the same time.  The band never lost their sense of humor as all of their records have laugh out loud moments on them to go along with all of the hauntingly beautiful, Gothic doom.  Steele is easily one of metal's best songwriters.  Just look at the aforementioned "Christian Woman" and "Black No. 1" as well as "Love You to Death", "Everything Dies", "An Ode to Locksmiths", or hilarious songs such as "Kill All the White People", "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend", and "Halloween in Heaven" as proof.

22. DREAM THEATER

There was a time when progressive metal giants Dream Theater could do no wrong.  Their first record When Day and Dream Unite was not quite there yet, but Images and Words surpassed what progressive music in general had ever done before and stands as the most superb prog album yet made.  Dream Theater have consistently been recognized as being unparalleled musicians more than anything else and they certainly bring such attention to themselves, deliberately overplaying their instruments and crafting their entire sound around challenging, face-melting, virtuosity indulgence.   Yet the band would be only a small fraction of themselves if not for their once equally on par songwriting.  From Images and Words through Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory, they never wrote anything close to an unphenominal song and all of the musician masturbation was merely the icing on the cake.  They ultimately were not able to maintain such excellence and who could blame them?  Yet their last eight records still occasionally touch on what was once so exceptional about them at least.

21.  THE DARKNESS

If things stay the way they are, The Darkness nearly could become the greatest rock band of all time.  AC/DC inspired riffs, Queen like extravagance, Michael Jackson worthy pop hooks, shredding guitar skills, and not at any point taking themselves remotely seriously, The Darkness are an utterly perfect representation of everything that is most important when delivering guitar heavy pop songs.  Formed at the turn of the century and dropping the outstanding one-two punch of Permission to Land and One Way Ticket to Hell...and Back! before crashing and burning for a few years to regroup, they have since returned with abandon.  All of their records, (and not one but two hilarious Christmas singles), are faultless and represent a band that simply revels in their goofiness more and more.  Justin Hawkins of course cannot go unmentioned as his ridiculous falsetto vocals always compliment the band's entire schtick.  It will certainly be interesting to see how long he can keep that banshee wail of a voice into such upper regions in the years to come.  Hopefully he is a superhero or something.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

100 Favorite Bands/Artists - Part Three

60. MILES DAVIS

One of the small handful of go-to answers for "the greatest jazz musician whoever lived", Miles Davis has always topped all the Duke Ellingtons, Louis Armstrongs, Billie Holidays, and Dizzy Gillespies for me.  Like many, many people, A Kind of Blue was the first jazz record I ever bought since if there is an entire genre of music worth getting into, it is worth getting into it right.  Throughout decades and various movements, (including being the inventor of fusion more or less), he maintained the best, most incredible lineups for his bands and the amount of people who performed under his leadership lists as a crème de la crème of musicians, (those who recorded the Steamin'/Relaxin'/Cookin'/Workin' combo of albums chief among them).  Even people who do not particularly care for jazz seem to enjoy Miles, but for those of us who DO care for jazz, his slow, sparse, fabulously emotive playing is as good as great ever gets.

59.  ROXY MUSIC

Though I did set the rule that an entry on this list must be worth more than a single album, I have to fully disclose that if all that Roxy Music ever did was release Avalon, they would still be right at this exact same spot.  While there is plenty to admire in their early, Brian Eno featured days as well as great records like Siren and Country Life, Avalon truly and remarkable is where it is at.  Frontman Bryan Ferry continually expanded his songwriting, gradually making his textbook artpop more and more romantic, but the utmost level of sophistication was always present.  Vocally, Ferry is one of pop music's most incredible singers, with a overtly cool, vibrato-heavy croon that fit every stage of the band's development.  A ten year reunion did take place this century, but chances are nil that Roxy Music proper will ever record any new music again.  They really need not ever bother though as their legend is sound.

58.  THE DIXIE CHICKS

As much new-to-me country music, (whether classic or otherwise), that I continually seek out and enjoy, the first and to this day only contemporary band in the genre that I fell in love with still remains my absolute favorite, being of course Florida Geo...I mean The Dixie Chicks!  Originally an all female bluegrass band that could go no further in such a circuit, once sisters Martie Maguire and Emily Robinson recruited powerhouse vocalist Natalie Maines, (who was primarily a rock fan), they became as enormous as any crossover country act has ever been and for good reason.  All four of their Maines-fronted albums are outstanding, the departure and back to bluegrass heavy Home easily one of the best records so far this century.  Always utilizing topnotch, generally Nashville-based songwriters as is the norm, all three Chicks were just as solid writing on their own, with some of their most recognizable songs "You Were Mine", "Ready to Run", "Without You", and "Cowboy Take Me Away" all written or co-written by them as was the entire Taking the Long Way Home record.

57.  SLAYER

Up until 2001's God Hates Us All, (released on Sep. 11th, ouch), Slayer were on a pretty steady roll, remaining Slayer through and through while still cranking out relevant, unrepentant thrash metal when most others fell by the wayside.  Unfortunately, the quality drop finally hit afterwards, ironically once the mighty Dave Lombardo returned to the fold.  Now that Jeff Hanneman who wrote literally all of their best material is no longer with us, Slayer's basically been just going through the motions while staying the course.  Though they seem to be packing it in with their final string of tours at this writing, they almost triumphed over every other thrash band as the very best of them and I truly cannot argue with anyone who gives them such a prestigious title.  I am one of the very few weirdos who fancies Diabolus in Musica, (Slayer's very fantastic answer to groove metal), above their other material, but Reign in Blood, South of Heaven, Seasons in the Abyss, and even Hell Awaits are all defining, high-water marks that every self-respecting metalhead simply must bow down to.

56.  OASIS

Britpop's most successful and best, Oasis were amusing as a dysfunctional trainwreck for the brothers Gallagher, a trainwreck that played out entirely before the public eye.  They were also a truly remarkable band.  Well really, Oasis always were and always will be so fondly regarded due to just one of the Gallaghers, of course meaning Noel who is as consistent and great of a songwriter as he is a laughably better singer than his nasally, barely-ever-wrote-anything pain in the arse brother Liam.  That said, my favorite of their albums Heathen Chemistry actually does contain some fantastic songs from all of the members at the time, Liam included.  Noel stepping in to his brother's supposedly shit band at their infancy and telling them that he would only join if they would ditch all of their material and let him write everything clearly was the logical move.  It was only a matter of time before the sibling rivalry finally broke them up, but most of Oasis' output for the better part of almost twenty years wielded a plethora of outstanding stuff.

55.  THE CLASH

England's greatest punk band says me and most likely a couple of other people, The Clash were far more exceptional songwriters than their peers as well as being musically adventurous to a fault, (cough Sandinista! cough).  Being one of the groups that spearheaded London's punk movement in the late 70s, their first album is a politically conscious, pristine work that is only really challenged by The Ramones debut from the same era/different continent.  By their third London Calling though, all of the doors were blown open for the band, both commercially and artistically and few double albums ever made can come anywhere near it.  Though they continued to experiment with nearly every genre under the sun whether or not they even had any decent material to work with in said genre in, (cough Sandinista! cough), and though they were broken up less than ten years after their formation, The Clash admirably remained punk while simultaneously breaking the "rules" of punk in the process.

54.  RUSH

Being a drummer, it is rather inconceivable to not be a Rush fan, but on that basis you really cannot NOT be a Rush fan if you play guitar or bass either.  Virtuosos of the most respected variety, Canada's most well-acknowledged power trio packed it in officially as of this year after exactly five decades as a band.  They began as many other hard rock groups of the day by shamelessly trying to be Led Zeppelin, but once Neil Peart replaced original drummer John Rutsey very early on and throughout the rest of the 70s, they became a prog rock force to be forever reckoned with.  The band's more commercially streamlined albums Permanent Waves and Moving Pictures are just as solid if not more so even than their earlier progressive stuff, (and call me one of the many who champion 2112 as their masterpiece), but even throughout the 80s, 90s, and 2000s, their material never degressed into the ether.  Geddy Lee's once polarizing, banshee woman squawk also thankfully matured, but again from a musicianship standpoint, there is no denying that they always remained stellar.

53.  RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

Classic rock-style riffs played by a guitar virtuoso who found out how to make his axe sound like a turntable, a rhythm section as funky as they are combative, an MC instead of a vocalist for a frontman, and an unapologetic, revolutionist political agenda, Rage Against the Machine can only sound like Rage Against the Machine and any band that borrows their formula simply cannot get away with it.  Formed in California in 1991, their first ridiculously amazing album was released only a year later and two more nearly as solid ones followed before a covers album, (as of this date), closed out their discography.  Thankfully they continue to perform live somewhat regularly and few if any bands can bring festival-size venues to the point of rioting the way they can and nearly often do.  I got into Rage at the perfect age, meaning high school when it felt oh so right and oh so silly now to scream along to "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" as I drove around the suburbs thinking I was sticking it to the man by not finishing my homework.

52.  BEASTIE BOYS

These three white, Jewish, former punk kids from New York rather remarkably became one of the very best hip-hop groups in history.  They began as a straight up punk band but switched gears to rap after recording a joke song for one of their EPs and getting Rick Rubin, (then a student and NYU), to DJ for them.  Once Licensed to Ill was dropped, the rest was hip-hop history and I will admit that I am not the biggest fan of said debut, but from Paul's Boutique on, different story.  Boutique in particular if not the best rap album period, is certainly the best made up entirely of samples.  The Beastie's continued to evolve past that masterpiece though, with both Check Your Head and Ill Communication bringing back live instrumentation to the fold.  Lyrically, they always stayed on the lighthearted and silly side even as each member became more politically and spiritually active.  Founder Adam MCA Yauch, (my favorite Beastie through and through), sadly succumbed to cancer after a three year bout with it and the group then respectfully ceased to be, but I for one am happy enough with what we got out of them.

51.  VAN HALEN

Whether you like only Van Hager or only Van Halen proper, (I lie comfortably enough in the middle), these guys were as big a part of my hard rock upbringing as they were to countless others.  Another highly dysfunctional outfit who publicly aired their dirty laundry far more than they probably should have, the band's many years of inactivity, Eddie's well publicized alcohol problems, and the rather nasty bickering between former and current members never truly tarnished their fantastic repertoire when they were fully functioning.  David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar certainly could not be more completely different vocalists so it made practical sense that the band's sound changed quite a bit within each period of their operations.  Yet both of these operations brought forth some of the very best, heavy guitar rock ever made.  Everything that has been said has been said about Eddie's game changing guitar acrobatics, making it unfortunate to underplay how tight and superb of a rhythm section Alex and Michael Anthony were, let alone the latter's still unmatched vocal harmonies.

50.  MEGADETH

Megadeth seem to be agreeably cruising along with a string of not great yet still good albums and as many lineup changes as they ever had.  In the battle for the most consistent metal bands that have been a thing for over three decades though, they assuredly stand out on top.  Vocally eh it will suffice, but as a guitar player, Dave Mustaine is an absolute benchmark.  Not only was he able to keep up with Marty Goddamn Friedman throughout the 90s, but even after suffering severe nerve damage in one of his arms and putting the band on hold to recoup as he started nearly from scratch on his axe, he then was able to stand toe-to-toe with Chris Goddamn Broderick for a slew of records.  Megadeth continued to improve upon their pretty rough formation, (their debut Killing Is My Business...and Business Is Good! is not the most listenable of records), but Rust in Peace is one of the very small handful of best metal releases period and for awhile afterward, Mustaine further proved himself as an outstanding songwriter while commercializing the band's material.

49.  STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN

Taking every inch of what every legendary blues guitarist laid down before him, (particularly the playing of Albert King), and popularizing modern blues for better or worse, Dallas born Stevie Ray Vaughan wound up the best guitar player the genre would ever see.  SRV could and did play anything in the blues medium with the utmost technical skill yet more importantly he did so with a feel that is still rightfully envied.  He cut his chops ditching high school and operating on no hours of sleep while he slaved away at bars and clubs, literally tearing up his hands on thick gauge strings and unfortunately developing a none too healthy drug habit in the process.  Very sadly, by the time he got clean and was full of a newfound, life-affirming outlook, he was killed in a helicopter accident, becoming another that was gone unfairly early.  As fantastic and wildly recognized as he was as a guitarist, Vaughan's huge, passionate voice rarely gets its equal due and I have always loved both as well as nearly all of the music he left behind more than any other blues I could ever hear.

48.  DAFT PUNK

The French, electronic, robot-helmeted duo Daft Punk caught my ear probably with "Around the World" and "Da Funk", though I am really not the biggest fan of their debut Homework which each jam stems from.  The wait for both studio albums and tours from these enigmatic gentlemen is indeed long, but ever since the really, really remarkable Discovery, nothing they have put out has been not worth the extended intervals.  Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter initially met in secondary school and briefly formed a rock band that did not go anywhere, eventually carrying on with drum machines and dance beats.  By the mid to late 90s, they became a part of the French house movement and eventually, a household name.  Always favoring auto-tuned, robot-esque guest vocals to go along with their mysterious image, Daft Punk's incorporation of hooky samples, pop structures, and various other artist collaborations have ultimately produced some of the most exciting and pleasurable to ever listen to.

47.  OUTKAST

Still waiting for these guys to get back together and fuck some shit up again, but even if they politely never do, Outkast remains the hip hop duo for all others to be measured up to.  Both André 3000 and Big Boi are two of the best MCs to grace this planet and with their powers combined, they increasingly morphed how creative hip-hop could truly be.  Albums like Aquemini, Stankonia, and their joint solo, double record Speakerboxxx/The Love Below were each better than the last and all of them daringly went where no one else had even contemplated.  Generally speaking, André appeared to be the far more eccentric of the two, eventually abandoning rapping entirely to sing as competent as he could while trying more and more to tackle every genre possible while swooning the females, ala Prince.  Meanwhile, the comparatively more down to earth Big Boi just improved more and more as a rapper and perfected his beats to such an extent that no one could really comes close to him.

46.  THE MONKEES

I have adored the first legitimately known, corporate-created pop group The Monkees longer than I can remember and my love for them has only grown since then.  Formed by television producers Bob Rafelson and Bert Schneider in 1965 as part of a TV show meant to capitalize on The Beatles' gargantuan popularity, The Monkees were originally meant to be portrayed as a wacky, lovable "band" that week after week were thwarted in their attempts to ever make it big.  In the real world though, they became more successful than most bands could even dream and though the show only lasted less than two years, the members eventually took control of their recording output beyond just providing vocals, penning a handful of hits themselves.  Mikey Dolenz remains one of my favorite singers and Mike Nesmith proved to be the most competent musician of the group, later having an impressive enough career in country rock.  Yet with other top-notch writers such as Bobby Hart and Tommy Boyce, Neil Diamond, Carol King, and Harry Nilsson also contributing material, there is just so many great goddamn Monkees songs out there.

45.  LOU REED

After writing for and partially fronting The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed underwent one of the most bewilderingly inconsistent solo careers that any major artist has ever had.  Amongst all the headscratching and infamous Metal Machine Musics and Metallica collaboration Lulus though were random albums that proved what Reed was truly capable of when he simmered his eccentricities down to a minimum.  Transformer, The Blue Mask, New York, and Ecstasy could go up against any of the Velvets records in songwriting quality and Reed's stubborn insistence on talking through all of his lyrics and stripping his music down to the bare bones while writing poetically about anything from transvestites, drugs, relationships, suburban life, or possums for eighteen minutes was something to tip one's hat to.  Of course no talk about Lou Reed can really wrap up without also...

44.  THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

...talking about THIS band.  The Velvet Underground simply invented alternative music, that is all there is to it.  Formed the same year that The Beatles debuted on The Ed Sullivan Show, The VU were not only anti-flower power, they were anti-everything.  Sonically, they were bizarrely noncommercial.  Drummer Moe Tucker makes Meg White look like Thomas Lang, multi-instrumentalist John Cale droned over several songs with a distorted viola, Reed could barely play in general, and two other guitarists at different times added more conventional flavoring whether the band was indulging in fully abrasive avant-garde noise, mellowing out with ballads, or trying to be relatively "normal" sounding.  All the while the lyrics explored everything seedy, dirty, and unspoken in Manhattan.  None of this was the norm at the time and understandably, the band achieved little fame while they were together, only to prove monumentally important later on.  Reed's writing in the Velvets was superb outside of just how unorthodox it was as he and the whole band fit right into Andy Warhol and his entire freakish scene.  Rock music in general would look a whole lot different without them.

43.  WU-TANG CLAN

While g-funk was becoming the prominent form of hip-hop in the mainstream from across the continent, nine MCs from Staten Island were concocting something thoroughly different.  Slow, barren, lo-fi beats sprinkled with kung-fu movie sound bites while rarely if ever relying on already established hooks for samples, the sound alone was unique even before anyone even dropped a single verse over any of it.  Yet Wu being made up of some of the all time best rappers in the business, (and each of them just as contrasting from one another), is what really pushes them into the realm of sublime.  Ghostface Killah, Chef Raekwon, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Method Man, RZA, and GZA continue to stand out as the most amazing of the bunch, but U-God, Masta Killa, Inspectah Deck, and even Cappadonna have also shined plenty of times throughout their output.  The debut Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) is the best rap album ever made, but even if all of their following records were half as good, they still makeup the best hip-hop conglomerate on this here earth.

42.  OPETH

Arriving out of Stockholm, Sweden, Opeth for a remarkable eight records straight, (forgoing their lackluster debut), were easily the top extreme metal band anywhere in the world.  Mikael Åkerfeldt has remained the group's sole, consistent member and songwriter and their initial style of equally incorporating progressive rock, death metal, and folk music was pristinely realized for the better part of twelve years.  Since 2011's Heritage though, they have ditched their extreme metal components completely, thus struggling to maintain the level of excellence that literally all of their songs for years had in spades.  Now, only the occasional glimpse of brilliance pops up here or there.  Åkerfeldt simply could not write a bad song if he tried throughout phenomenally dynamic records such as Morningrise, Still Life, Blackwater Park, Ghost Reveries, and their crowning achievement and final release before changing creative courses, Watershed.  Proving that they do not necessarily need their heaviness to excel, even their all-ballads album Damnation was astounding.

41.  BOB DYLAN

While seventy-seven year old Robert Allen Zimmerman has nearly forty studio albums under his belt now, I have still only regularly and predictably heard the ones that have been blowing peoples minds for decades, namely his revolutionary 60s and early 70s work.  What more really can be said about Bob Dylan at this point?  He has long been considered the greatest songwriter whoever lived and it is a cliche to compare anything brilliant that any singer/songwriter or band ever does to being Dylanesque in quality.  I fully recognize how remarkable his initial electric period was where he forever changed what was acceptable both lyrically and musically in pop music.  By stepping out of traditional folk and into rock, he brought all of the principals of the American folk music revival with him, only to continue to break those doors down ever further.  Aside from all of that as well as the "voice of a generation" hoopla surrounding him, he was just as incredible when writing simple-to-him love songs or cracking jokes in others.  He has mellowed not a bit since then and though his voice has gone from charmingly bad to nearly unlistenable, he is still cranking out surprises and highly-regarded material as only he can.

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

100 Favorite Bands/Artists - Part Two

80. WHITE ZOMBIE

It is an ongoing though completely true "joke" amongst my friends and I that Rob Zombie was in fact the most expendable member to the band that shares half of his name.  Live, Zombie has barely ever been able to control his breath long enough to even make it through a single line without reaching the mic out to the audience for help, even on record his growly raps sound silly, and good luck understanding what the hell he is saying in the first place.  Though I will admit that "suck the juice from a fallen angel" is a pretty spectacular line.  Elsewhere though, goddamn what a band.  These guys combined fantastic, percussive, groove heavy riffs with endless horror/b-movie samples and basically looked like they walked with ducktape on their clothes through every Halloween, metal records, and occult bookstore they could find.  Though they only put out two majorly released albums before imploding, it was enough to make them a metal band truly after my own heart.

79. JAMES BROWN

Another incalculably influential artist, the man with a dozen nicknames James Brown remains the be-all-end-all, greatest funk musician we have ever seen.  The Godfather of Soul moniker is also appropriate, but Brown always had more of an unchained, ferocious sexuality to everything he did, making even his ballads undeniably danceable.  Also his voice was anything but soothing.  He seemed to be boldly proclaiming every word and sound he uttered as Eddie Murphy once said, like "he meant that shit, what he just said boy".  Though a social rights activist, he was also in many ways a walking cartoon character with various drug and domestic abuse charges thrown his way as well as his tyrannical reputation as a band leader.  The best of his live albums and 60s and 70s output showcased just insane, balls-tight funkiness though, all coming from the man who proudly wrote the book on it.

78. NEIL YOUNG

In many ways, Neil Young was a godfather to the punk movement.  From the onset, Young was bouncing from one band or album to the next, driven compulsively and solely by his whim regardless of whatever commitments he had made to record executives or even good friends and bandmates.  He also came most alive when backed by the knowingly un-technical band Crazy Horse, who have primitively jammed away with him throughout large chunks of his career.  Probably the most visceral of all singer/songwriters, Young's body of work is another that most musicians could never hope to catch up to in two of his lifetimes.  He has written hundreds of songs that he has not even recorded yet and the ones he has have ranged all over the map, yet they always come from a highly intuitive place.  As both a guitar player and vocalist, Young is way outside the norm and occasionally abrasive in a beautiful sense and he has never slipped from cherishing that commendable, "I don't give a fuck, here it is" attitude.

77. SOUNDGARDEN

One of the many paramount bands to come out of the grunge scene's hotbed of Seattle, Soundgarden had the added edge of utilizing odd-tunings and time signatures while simultaneously featuring Chris Cornell's otherworldly vocal abilities.  To say Cornell was the movement's best singers is short-changing him somewhat as he was simply one of the finest, most powerful voices rock music in general has ever seen.  The band began humbly way back in the early 80s, being a noisy, garage metal outfit for years before they started to hone-in their songwriting on breakthrough releases such as Badmotorfinger and especially Superunknown.  Very sadly, Soundgarden's much cherished return after over a decade of silence was forever abolished as Cornell hung himself in a hotel in Detroit last Spring; a frontman such as that being as irreplaceable as any.

76. TALKING HEADS

New wave critical darlings Talking Heads sounded like exactly what they were; a bunch of college art nerds who started a group and inadvertently became hugely influential in doing so.  Using the exceptional songwriting of David Byrne as a springboard, the Talking Heads began as a quirky art pop band that was deeply integral to the New York, CBJB's punk scene even if musically they were a considerable distance away.  Once ambient rock guru Brian Eno came onboard to collaborate with them though, they made entirely bizarre, wildly creative stuff which culminated with the Remain in Light album, as high a water mark as any in recorded music.  Long since disbanded yet as revered as ever, David Byrne continues to endlessly explore new terrains musically, but what he and the Heads achieved collectively stands prominently above the rest.

75. MASTODON

I have to admit that Atlanta, Georgia's mighty Mastodon have not been blowing my mind as they once did with their last few releases, but even at their most filler-esque, the band still towers above many.  Incredible musicians front to back, (Brann Dailor's fill-heavy drumming and Brent "Walking Asshat" Hinds' blazing guitar playing most of all), Mastodon have evolved from a band that could not play their songs fast enough or scream their ridiculous lyrics aggressively enough to one that has grown melodically and dynamically as a classic rock-riff championing, occasionally very proggy and still plenty heavy outfit.  Their three record run of Leviathan, Blood Mountain, and Crack the Skye were nothing short of amazing.  Each of those flawless albums seemed to grow leaps and bounds from the last, though none of them are any less satisfying from each other.  Mastodon's lineup seems irreplaceable, they remain as active as ever, and even if they only dip into their former glory now and again, few metal bands are on par with them.

74. RAY LAMONTAGNE

Great singers are aplenty out there, but there may not be a greater one currently in their prime than Ray LaMontagne.  A New Hampshire native, singer/songwriter, LaMontagne originally collaborated with Ethan Johns on a string of albums, the best of which remains his debut Trouble.  Since God Willin' & the Creek Don't Rise though, he has been self-producing and stepping outside of his folkrock comfort zone going everywhere from Motown style doo-wop to atmospheric, Pink Floyd laden space rock.  No matter the style and no matter how many song titles he routinely borrows, LaMontagne's voice remains absolutely incredible.  He is a perfect concoction of Otis Redding and Joe Cocker though smokier than both.  The more musical experimentation he continues to take on, the more his vocal prowess always still adheres to the material.

73.  IRON MAIDEN

As enormously popular now as they ever were, Iron Maiden has been beating a dead horse and basically reveling in being Iron Maiden for decades.  I will admit that I have not bothered with any of their material post-Bruce Dickinson returning with A Brave New World since the saying "heard one Maiden song, you've heard them all" admittingly rings true, but man what a golden period they indeed had.  A Paul Di'Anno fan I am not, so once Dickinson took the frontman mantle with a vengeance, Maiden could do absolutely no wrong throughout the entire decade of the 1980s.  Willing slaves to the road, they have toured virtually non-stop since their inception and have more fist-pumping, scream along anthems than any other metal band will ever come close to.  Seventh Son of a Seventh Son represents their peak in my eyes yet again, play practically anything from their Dickinson-fronted catalog and you cannot go very well wrong.

72.  NIRVANA

The band that would forever change the face of rock music much to the chagrin of hair metal musicians, Nirvana unwillingly exploded in the early 90s, only to have their success infamously overwhelm their frontman and songwriter Kurt Cobain to the point of suicide.  So much has been written about and explored around Cobain's rise and fall, plus how especially important his band's emergence was that it is easy to lose perspective on how good they really were.  Nirvana essentially produced the heaviest pop songs anyone had ever heard and took punk rock simplicity, (as well as attitude), to levels for the first time where it related to a massive, massive audience.  Plus as a vocalist, Cobain was fiercely challenging, singing with a drawl and drone that would erupt into a cracking scream just as the band was tearing it up around him.

71.  CANNIBAL CORPSE

Death metal's textbook overlords Cannibal Corpse were one of my first loves in metal's most extreme subgenre and they remain my favorite.  The Chris Barnes era was fine and all, (both Tomb of the Mutilated and The Bleeding can easily be called "classics"), but really once George "Corpsegrinder/Mutant Neck" Fisher jumped aboard, they have continued to improve in nearly every conceivable way.  Musically they are as challenging as ever, impressively pushing themselves to keep their riffs as technically demanding as those of their peers.  Their albums are usually immaculately produced and Corpsegrinder has long solidified his legacy as the best extreme metal vocalist of all time.  One would think that fourteen albums into their career would leave nothing left to pummel us with, but the ridiculously sick riffs and rapid-fire cookie monster rants keep coming at a steady pace.  Seasoned professionals, live they are as solid as they ever were, having long proven to be the most undisappointing band in the entire death metal community.

70. TOM WAITS

There may not be another singer/songwriter out there who truly lives in their own world the way Tom Waits does.  Initially getting his feet wet in the San Diego folk scene, Waits' first slew of excellent records though comparatively more straightforward than his later work, showed a deep sophistication for not only personal lyrics yet also character studies on eccentric bar patrons and romantics.  Once he made Swordfishtrombones and Rain Dogs though in the early 80s, Waits was living and reveling in a wild underbelly of sounds and styles that no one had ever bothered to explore.  Junkyard rock that channeled Vaudeville as much as the blues while all the while experimenting with any instrument, (or non instrument), he could find, Waits music is as singular as they come. This is not even taking into account the man's ridiculous voice which sounds like an age old whino who has operated on a steady diet of all the alcohol and gravel he could stomach.  Beautiful stuff.

69.  ELTON JOHN

Sir Elton John has never ceased being a household name, but his ridiculously busy period throughout the 1970s would be all that he would have to achieve to show up on this list.  Becoming the frontman to his own songwriting duo with Bernie Taupin, Elton John produced nearly an album or two per year throughout the 70s and it was not until 2006 where he waited for more than four of them between releases in general.  Helped by a top-notch band, (including guitarist Davey Johnstone and drummer Nigel Olson), Elton's string of still great albums are something I never grow tired of no matter how many classic rock radio stations continue to play the same material from them.  The man's knack for turning another guy's (occasionally nonsensical), lyrics into pop masterpieces is pretty much unparalleled and Elton can continue to be a parody of a gay diva all he wants to since he has well earned the right.

68.  THE NATIONAL

A true favorite amongst hipsters and anyone who likes their often self-depreciating lyrics served up with an extra dose of self-depreciatingness, Cincinnati, Ohio's The National are one of the very best indie rock bands currently operating.  I came late to the party with these guys, having heard their name come up by various friends and any "best albums of the 2000s" lists I ever laid eyes on.  Yet by the time I dove in, a fan I have been.  These guys have suffered zero dips in quality over their seven records thus far and so many fantastic songs grace them that almost every listen reveals new favorites, (at this writing, "Daughters of the Soho Riots" and "I Need My Girl" stand out the most to me).  Matt Berninger's spoken-world droll is almost eerily calming and the band's simple yet textured music seems as inviting as their words seem dire.

67.  MAGGOT TWAT

Now we have arrived at the only unsigned band on this list and one that I have the wonderful pleasure of calling chums of mine, it is the Maggot Twat!  For those outside of the Chicagoland area who are unaware, Maggot Twat is a comedy metal duo that is assisted more than competently by a puppet drummer named Dick Pancakes.  They are also easily both one of the best metal and live bands to ever exist.  With performances featuring anything between plungers, unicycles, foghorns, construction site cones, garbage cans, foreign porn mags, Cheezits, toilet paper, a hot dog stand, and mass destruction of their stage, (which only covers a couple of the things that I have personally witnessed them bust out), Maggot Twat is as moronically entertaining as you could imagine.  All three of their records though are just as hilarious as they are disgustingly heavy, with 8-Bit Apocalypse trumping all of them and remaining possibly my favorite metal record yet made.

66.  CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL

Like many a band who have found a permanent home on FM radio since before my lifetime, Creedence Clearwater Revival and their truckload of hits have almost forever been known to me.  Digging beyond their compilations though and taking into account that all of their legendary recordings were done in merely four years, it is rather staggering how impressive their output was.  John Forgerty in such a brief time wrote more iconic and timeless pop songs than almost anybody and with a voice like no other.  Forgerty's southern wail, (though he was a born and raised California boy), complemented their hodgepodge of sounds ranging from doo-wop, to heavy guitar rock, to country, and of course blues, none more prominently favored over another.  Their production was also always outstanding and ahead of its time, forgoing the cardboard drumsound and becoming more sonically full and lively than most bands ever were.

65.  THE STOOGES

Without The Stooges, it is funny to think where punk music would have eventually come from, if anywhere at all.  Out of all of the staggeringly loud and obnoxious rock bands to emerge from the blue collar, working class Michigan factory towns, The Stooges had the most lasting impact even if they only did two albums initially and then a later one with half their members.  Borderline incompetent musicians with Iggy Pop acting as the perfect embodiment of rock and roll chaos fronting them, these guys took all of the angry, rebellious, hyperactive, raw aesthetics possible that a bunch of guys in their early twenties were brimful of and unleashed them to a public that would end up taking years to fully embrace.  The band is an institution now of course for so many and their first three albums are easily as essential as rock could ever possibly get.

64.  METALLICA

I feel the same way about Metallica as I do The Simpsons.  Many readers probably already know where I am going with this, but like the once greatest TV show of all time, Metallica have sucked so hard and for so long now that their once phenomenal legacy is unmistakably tarnished.  I have never been the biggest Kill 'Em All fan though the album is fine, but Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and ...And Justice for All flat-out represent the best metal music period that any band has ever made.  Hell, I even like the self-titled Black Album, as I see it as an incredibly solid, groove-metal experiment that all of us Metallica snobs would have preferred stayed an experiment and never derailed the band to the point of no return artistically.  Nowadays they have gone back I guess to their more epic, thrash roots but it is far too little, too late.  Besides, a bunch of millionaires trying to convince us how hungry and angry they are does not really translate where they are concerned.  Still, their old stuff really was something wasn't it?

63.  DANZIG

Endlessly wailing away about how many women he has laid on their backs while being an evil werewolf or something, Glenn Danzig had an utterly outstanding first four album run before briefly, (and kind of embarrassingly), toying with electronica because the 90s.  He has long since settled back into his wicked blues metal shtick, but those first few albums are really all that was necessary to make me a permanent fan.  Danzig the band was formed after Rick Rubin convinced Glenn to sign with his Def America label, at which point he changed his group's name from Samhain, added Chuck Biscuits and Johnny Christ to the line-up, and seeped his music further into the blues than ever before.  The result was a sound that certainly no one had at the time and has not really had since; dark, heavy, and occasionally doom-laden with Glenn's evil Elvis howl soaring over it.

62.  COLDPLAY

Another once incredible group whose current output leaves a bit to be desired, England's Coldplay were easily the very best post-Britpop band.  Formed by a bunch of college friends in the late 90s, presently they are kind of in their U2 Pop phase, forgoing much of their atmospheric dream pop in favor of dance hits featuring Rihanna and Beyoncé.  Which is all well and good mind you, but once again a trial of flawless records kick-started this band's career, possibly peaking with the Brian Eno produced Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends.  With songs such as "Trouble", "The Scientist", "Fix You", "Politik", "Lovers in Japan", "Warning Sign", and "Life in Technicolor" to name a small handful, these guys were on an outstanding role penning some of the best ballad-esque guitar pop in recent times.

61.  GENESIS

A band that has clearly broken up into two eras, the original Peter Gabriel fronted, pristine prog rock Genesis were the very best in their field, beating out other such beloved heavyweights as Yes and King Crimson for me.  Before replacing Gabriel behind the mic, Phil Collins established himself as a blisteringly proficient drummer and people who are only familiar with the drum break to "In the Air Tonight" need be reminded that the man in fact has dazzling chops on these records here.  The entire band though were virtuosos, (as was appropriate), and together they made ridiculously challenging, grandiose music like no other.  Gabriel's lyrics were as batshit bizarre as his stage costumes were and the group would have been laughably artsy and pretentious if not for how brilliant their material was.  Foxtrot, Selling England by the Pound, and The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway represent prog rock perfected, pure and (not so) simple.