Tuesday, December 19, 2017

100 FAVORITE NON-HORROR FILMS 10 - 1

10.  Star Wars (1977)/The Empire Strikes Back (1980) /Return of the Jedi (1983)
Dir - George Lucas/Irvin Kershner/Richard Marquand

In the era that we currently live in, it looks like we shall be bombarded by an annual, (at least), assortment of Star Wars stand-alones, prequels, TV shows, and mediocre, current saga rehashes until the end of time.  So with the franchise fatigue fully settled in now, the upside is that the original trilogy stands out as remarkably as ever.  For something that was initially inspired in equal parts by old Flash Gordon serials and Akira Kurosawa movies, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi's universally appealing good vs evil themes, still remarkably superb visuals, (George Lucas' later adjustments notwithstanding), alluring world, and iconic characters across the board all make up a hefty part of most movie-goers DNA.  Like all of us, I have seen these films an obscene amount of time and I defend the Ewoks in Jedi as much as I do Han shooting first in A New Hope.  At least we can all agree on cinema's most iconic plot twist in Empire.

9.  Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972)
Dir - Werner Herzog

One of the most preeminent and easily THEE most insane director/actor partnerships in all of cinema was that of Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski.  Both of these men were and are real life crazy, (Kinski far more frighteningly so), arguing with each other on set to the point of life-threatening terror.  Their five film collaboration kicked-off madly with Aguirre, the Wrath of God.  Since viewing uno, I have held this film in the absolute highest possible regard.  Few movies of any kind are as spellbinding as this.  These German-speaking, Spanish conquistadors and their trek down the Amazon river is astonishing to behold.  The subtle score from prog/Krautrock band Popul Vuh plus long moments of deafening silence and of course, Kinski's otherworldly subdued performance and slithering limp make Aguirre a fascinating nightmare that looks and feels more like a barely-moving dream that stays with you for many, many days afterwards.

8.  Magnolia (1999)
Dir - Paul Thomas Anderson

Paul Thomas Anderson's filmmaking career has been above average since the get-go and Magnolia, (the follow-up to the very successful Boogie Nights), is in his own words "the best movie I'll ever make."  The ultimate ensemble piece, (eat your heart out Robert Altman), Anderson set out to do "the epic, the all time great San Fernando Valley movie" and he achieved a masterpiece that I fell for immediately.  I watched Magnolia for the first time many years ago and watched it again the very next night, miraculous for an over three-hour movie.  That is how engrossing this is.  Anytime seeing it now and no matter how hard I try to sleep, it races in my head endlessly for days on end.  Tom Cruise was never better, but neither was the entire cast here.  No film that will ever be made combines drug use, bumbling police work, the drama of live television, cancer, a gay bartender crush, synchronicity, child prodigies, Aimee Mann songs, and biblical weather to the ingenious effect that Magnolia does.

7.  Pulp Fiction (1994)
Dir - Quentin Tarantino

Quentin Tarantino's emergence on the scene with Reservoir Dogs was enough to take notice of for sure, but his follow up Pulp Fiction was a game-changer across the board; an ultra violent, ultra funny, generation x, neo-noir, non-linear gangster epic that may contain the best script ever written or at the very least, the cleverest.  As a technically un-trained, former video store clerk film nerd, (who absorbed every type of B-movie that there was and then spat them back out more effortlessly stylized than anything in their make-up), Tarantino was arguably one of the most exciting American filmmakers since Orson Wells.  What ultimately matters though is just how endlessly watchable and furthermore hilarious Pulp Fiction is.  Hardly any of Tarantino's movies resemble anything close to "terrible", but none of them also come close to the utter perfection of all of their elements the way that this one does.

6.  Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
Dir - Terry Jones/Terry Gilliam

So here we have the winner for the movie that I have seen more than any other, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  This was my introduction to Python, as my cousin and mother both brought Holy Grail to my attention when I was around twelve years old.  I proceeded to watch it almost literally every day when I got home from school for a whole year and I will continue the rest of my days quoting it as much if not more than I do The Simpsons seasons 3-9.  The film was wrought with budget constraints, (hello coconuts in place of horses), and technical problems, but everything was turned into comic gold by the Pythons writing and staring in scene after scene after seen of untoppable hilarity.  In simple terms, this is the funniest movie ever made.  My love for Monty Python is at a fanatical level and as brilliant as nearly everything that they attempted ever was, Holy Grail is their holy grail.

5.  The Godfather/The Godfather Part II (1972/1974)
Dir - Francis Ford Coppola

The two-part Godfather saga is inescapable not to group/watch together, so all three-hundred and seventy-seven minutes of it belong in a single entry.  The first chapter began as a modest adaptation of Mario Puzo's crime novel that Francis Ford Coppola reluctantly took on after a handful of other directors had passed.  Yet as the book grew in popularity, Coppola pushed harder and harder for the right casting, making it authentically Italian in every detail, and enforcing the themes of the family code and American capitalism.  Playing as one unanimously praised and ludicrously famous scene after the other, The Godfather is a masterwork like no other.  Then Part II simply takes everything memorable about the first one and expands upon it, acting as an ambitious and equally rewarding prequel and sequel all at once.  Together they represent the world's most absolutely perfect film going experience, as well as the pinnacle of the New Hollywood auteur movement.

4.  Lost Highway (1997)
Dir - David Lynch

I can honestly say that part of me always wants whatever movie that I check out to be exactly like Lost Highway.  Obviously this never happens, but if it did, I may enter a vegetative state where I stare wildly at a TV screen all day, so far sucked into Lynch Land that there can be no return.  Kind of like Bill Pullman's Fred Madison.  I have willingly gone down Lost Highway more than any other David Lynch film and there are few movies out there that are true experiences in the way that this one is.  The first act has a mood that is nearly suffocating and once THAT moment happens in the prison, the gloves are gone, as is reality.  As with all of David Lynch at his best, (which this most certainly qualifies as), I find as much enjoyment in having no idea what is going on as I do in researching fan theorizes and running scenes back in my head through the years in a probably futile attempt to decipher just what the hell was transpiring.  Yet when I end up even more confused than when I started, even better.

3.  Mulholland Dr. (2000)
Dir - David Lynch

Try as I might, I simply cannot separate Lost Highway and Mulholland Dr. any further than right next to each other.  David Lynch's ninth and to-date penultimate film seemed the culmination of Highway and Twin Peaks before it.  It also takes just as dark and just as awe-inspiring of a trip as anything in Lynch's filmography.  One of the most unique filmmakers of any era, Lynch thus far seemingly delivered his masterpiece here.  The mystery may be more penetrable on first viewing, (compared to some of the director's other work), but the layers are more vast than ever.  Most importantly though, it all oozes with the mood and stylized flow that Lynch and only Lynch seems capable of producing.  Angelo Badalamenti's reliable score certainly helps, as does the constantly cryptic dialog, numerous funny moments to set you off-balance, and gorgeous, out-of-time cinematography and scenery.

2.  2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dir - Stanley Kubrick

All hyperbole aside, one's film-going life can be split into two periods; before seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey and after seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey.  One of the most praised, challenging, complex, and easy to dismiss if you are a simpleton movies that will ever be made, Stanley Kubrick's magnum opus follows no conventional film narrative rules and instead portrays the passage of man's destiny and evolution almost completely non-verbally.  From a visual perspective alone, 2001 is a watershed work.  Decades later, CGI looks like shit compared to the painstakingly crafted, thoroughly researched and collaborated-upon practical effects that Kubrick spent years supervising every aspect of.  As breathtaking as every shot of the film looks though, it is the journey that it all takes you on that defines this as the ultimate "trip".   I always say that this film is "about everything" and with the amount of control and dedication that Kubrick was able to put into it, few if any other filmmaker's greatest achievements can stand toe-to-toe with it.

1.  Citizen Kane (1941)
Dir - Orson Welles

There is no more predictable of a topper to a "greatest" or "favorite" film list than Citizen Kane.  So like a stereotype that continues to exist for a reason, here I am enforcing it.  In my defense though, this is wholly justified.  Viewed for what it was when it was, Citizen Kane was technically the best movie yet made.  Yet watching it over seventy years later, there is not a single frame that does not hold up.  Orson Wells, (a child prodigy and stage and radio maverick at twenty-six years of age), had never made a film before and was blessed/cursed with the most creatively lucrative contract from RKO in Hollywood history at the time.  He proceeded to take on William Randolph Hurst plus a few others into his composite title character and threw enough cinematic camera, editing, and sound tricks in there to still impress wildly.  The best way to introduce yourself to Citizen Kane now is to watch it with as few preconceived "impress me" notions as possible and just enjoy it as a movie.  Then immediately afterwards, take yourself to school and study up on just what was so groundbreaking about it.  It is a brilliant piece of work and probably the most artistically successful example of a filmmaker wielding total creative control over a project that has ever existed.

Sunday, December 17, 2017

100 FAVORITE NON-HORROR FILMS 20 - 11

20.  A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Dir - Stanley Kubrick

The world's greatest filmmaker followed up the world's greatest film with something that also took place in the future and features a score made up of classical music, (here reinterpreted in synthesized form by composer Wendy Carlos).  Yet the narrative similarities between 2001: A Space Odyssey and A Clockwork Orange stop there.  Ultra-violence and a bit of the ole in-out/in-out rule the dystopian playground for Malcolm McDowell's Alex, and his social-commentating trek through it all is giddily brutal.  Kubrick's vision was stylized like no director before him by this point and it is impossible to imagine anyone else besides he bringing Anthony Burgess' Nadsat dialect-laced, "Da fuck did they just say?", black comedy, dystopian novel to life.

19.  Goodfellas (1990)
Dir - Martin Scorsese

Martin Scorsese's first and greatest cinematic examination into the world of organized crime, (unless you count the excellence that is Mean Streets), came at the turn of the 1990's with Goodfellas.  Based off of the real-life exploits of mobster Henry Hill, (dramatized in Nicholas Pileggi's novel Wiseguy), Goodfellas flows with a heavily improvised script, classic rock soundtrack, and overall gusto that makes it one of the most compulsively watchable films of any kind.  Joe Pesci forever became synonymous with his role as Tommy DeVito and Ray Liota's gun-handle-to-the-nose Henry Hill is likewise the best thing that he ever did.  Few gangster movies are as wildly entertaining, stylish, and this goddamn good.

18.  Casablanca (1942)
Dir - Michael Curtiz

As stated in my intro, around the time that I stopped being tricked by movie trailers into thinking that everything coming out looked cool and was worth my money, me and my brother decided to go back and check out all of the films that we missed;films that everybody had been raving about for decades.  Casablanca was one of the first of these that I finally saw then and its classic status is debatable by no one.  Similar to Citizen Kane, Casablanca garnished some Oscar nods and did well enough box office wise, yet its reputation continued to grow more exponentially by the boomers in later years.  The enormously quotable script is one of the finest in all of Hollywood's history and Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, and director Michael Curtiz do their most quintessential work, with a side of Claude Rains and Peter Lorre to boot.

17.  The Big Lebowski (1998)
Dir - Joel and Ethan Coen

The term "modern classic" or "modern cult film" gets tossed around frequently and both terms readily apply to the Coen brothers masterpiece The Big Lebowski.  This is a movie without a plot that still seems damn funny on first viewing.  Then by the second, forth, and fortieth, it transcends just being a great comedy and instead becomes something that is a staple of one's life.  There are few, (if any), more quotable films than this.  The brothers Coen have tackled the humorless drama, the surreal, period-pieces, and remakes, yet the script for Lebowski is a concoction of absurd hilarity on a wondrous level.   Jeff Bridges, John Turturro, Julianne Moore, and certainly John Goodman are great in everything and dazzlingly so here.  I could logically end this with a "but that's just your opinion man", but instead I think I will just go and fix the cable.

16.  Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
Dir - David Lean

What just so happens to be the greatest biopic of all time, Lawrence of Arabia melds fiction and historical fact together to bring the story of T. E. Lawrence to breathtaking life.  The truth about the real escapades of Lawrence during the first World War in the Arabian Peninsula and the actual man himself probably lie somewhere in the middle of the larger than life figure that is portrayed here.  Narcissistic, vain, and egotistical, yet also overtly romantic, conflicted, and compassionate, Peter O'Toole's Lawrence is a conundrum of a person and as the movie announces, he is assuredly "extraordinary".  David Lean visually constructed the ultimate wide-screen, on-location masterpiece.   Shot in Spain, Jordan, and Morocco with upwards of a thousand extras, Lean patiently utilized the desert landscape in all of its natural beauty and awe.  Even if Arabia where nearly four hours of silent establishing shots, it would still be a marvel.

15.  Tango & Cash (1989)
Dir - Andrei Konchalovsky

There are buddy cop movies and then there is Tango & Cash.  To pit two of my favorite actors together who shaped my childhood, (Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russel, respectfully), was probably enough, yet inviting Jack Palance, James Hong, Teri Hatcher, "The Jaw" Robert Z'Dar, and Mr. Potatohead Brion James all to the party does wonders as well.  Far, far funnier than it is action packed, Tango & Cash was a mess of a film to make, with cartoon-character-crazy producer Jon Peters, (for once wisely), pushing for the movie to be as ridiculous as possible.  This resulted in director Andrei Konchalovsky throwing up his hands in frustration and getting fired, which was further complicated by Stallone pulling his usual and domineering behind-the-scenes antics.  Never appreciated as the landmark film that it is, there barely exists a movie that I love more, as my precious 1980's action films are sent up with a script that still has me punching the floor laughing at regular intervals.  Now if you will excuse me, my pantyhose are riding (way) up into the unknown.

14.  Crash (1996)
Dir - David Cronenberg

Even beyond crafting some of the best, most memorable horror films ever made, David Cronenberg's adaptation of J.G. Ballard's novel Crash is my absolute favorite of all of his works.  The first time that I saw this I was simply in awe of its slow, eerie mood and how fucking "off" every character in it is as they meander around at a snails pace like drugged, horny zombies.  Further views unravel the disturbing layers into this world of damaged, emotionally-barren nymphomaniacs turned car-crash fetishists.  James Spader is creepy like he always is, but Elias Koteas steals his moments by projecting a type of unease that is as fascinating as it is unsettling.  In many ways, Crash acts as just as much a body-horror movie as any other of Cronenberg's masterpieces, only even more successful and disturbing as a whole.

13.  All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)
Dir - Lewis Milestone

War films, (or anti-war films), are certainly aplenty and Lewis Milestone's pre-code masterpiece All Quiet on the Western Front sits on a high plateau.  Based off of Erich Maria Remarque's book and told from the perspective of the German side in World War I, Quiet runs for two and a half hours and boasts no dramatic music whatsoever, as early talkies were wont to do.  Over eighty years later, the result is still one of the most simple, horrifying, and realistic depictions of the trenches as there has ever been.   Even the moments of humor and dated melodrama seem to hammer home the living hell of the front-line that much more in contrast, all this coupled with the still modern day, rampant "ra-ra" ignorance that the rest of a country can rally behind.  Plus, few final shots in all of cinema are as bleak and sudden, which is as appropriately warlike as anything could be.

12.  Solaris (1972)
Dir - Andrei Tarkovsky

The flip side of the coin to 2001: A Space Odyssey, Andrei Tarkovsky's Solaris is an easy one to compare to Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece.  Both films were written together by the director and the author of the book that they were based on, both view the coldness of technology, and both feature the physical manifestation of their protagonist's psyche.  Yet Tarkovsky was not interested in man's quest for knowledge or the fate/purpose of homo-sapien's place in the cosmos.  He barely dedicates any of the long running time to any technical sci-fi jargon either, forgoing showing any actual spaceship traveling entirely.   Instead, Solaris is one of the finest film explorations of human being's ability to love and to grieve.  Everything from the gorgeous, quiet opening shots of nature, to the dilapidated space station, to the hypnotic waves of Solaris's ocean form help make this an awe-inspiring work.

11.  Apocalypse Now (1979)
Dir - Francis Ford Coppola

It is staggering that Francis Ford Coppola made three of the greatest films of all time in less than ten years and then never came close to his one time glory again.  Yet after Apocalypse Now, he need not prove anything else to anybody.  As early as a pre-Citizen Kane Orson Wells, a Heart of Darkness screen adaptation had been sporadically taken upon by various people, also including American Zoetropers John Milius and George Lucas.  Coppola himself had wanted to do it for awhile and when the time came to make it a reality, Apocalypse infamously and monstrously ran over-budget and took nearly two years just to shoot.  Weather, geographical, military, casting, and re-casting problems ran amok and Coppola was all but a lunatic when it was in the can, doubting himself seriously if he had made either apiece of shit or something extraordinary.  The latter proved true as the brutal, often funny, and increasingly bizarre and sinister journey to Colonel Kurtz's compound hell is hypnotic by film's end, with everything from Aguirre, the Wrath of God to Dante's Inferno referenced along the way.

Friday, December 15, 2017

100 FAVORITE NON-HORROR FILMS 30 - 21

30.  The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
Dir - Martin Scorsese

Bible movies have been made almost since the invention of the camera and one could logically assume that Martin Scorsese taking a crack at the story of Jesus would be amazing.  This indeed is the case.  It also helps that Peter Gabriel's evocative score is excellent and that The Last Temptation of Christ is not based on the Bible if we are to be technical, but instead off of Nikos Kazantzakis's controversial novel of the same name that takes a humanizing look at the son of god.  Willem Dafoe handles the role of a lifetime by predictably excelling, yet much of the cast,, (including Dafoe), was different when Scorsese attempted the film several years earlier.  For those who still chuckle at Harvey Keitel's Judas, just think that we almost had Ray Davies from the Kinks there in his stead.

29.  Annie Hall (1977)
Dir - Woody Allen

A fan of Woody Allen I have remained since being introduced to his most universally applauded film Annie Hall.  Though I do not qualify as an expert on his work, (he has done a movie a year since Hall and I have only seen about ten of them), to not fall for the charm of his commonly-accepted masterpiece here is impossible.  Allen considered it the turning point in his career and there is probably not a romantic comedy of any kind that is any better.  The self-analyzing/mocking shtick of Allen's standup is given an autobiographical-esque narrative in a story about two people who are equally fond of and often smitten with each other.  Yet as couples far too commonly do, they cannot quite get over their own quirks to make it all work.  Plus in typical Allen fashion, Dianne Keaton is just as ridiculously out of his league as any other leading lady that caught his fancy.  That is only half of the beauty of Hall though as Allen and co-writer Marshall Brickman's script is as hilarious as Keaton's performance as the title character is lovable.

28.  Blue Velvet (1986)
Dir - David Lynch

Eraserhead very much existing in its own universe even by David Lynch standards, Blue Velvet marks the real birth of the textbook Lynch film.  Scripted over several years beforehand and backed by Dino D Laurentiis after the disastrous Dune adaptation experience, Mr. Lynch crafted his first true, suburban underbelly nightmare.  Loaded with symbolism, incredibly memorable "What in the fuck?" scenes, hilarious moments that should not be hilarious, beautiful grotesqueness, white picket fences (literally), musical numbers, and of course red curtains, Blue Velvet has Lynchian hallmarks in nearly every frame.  The cast, (including regulars Laura Dern and Kyle MacLachlan), is exceptional, though Dennis Hopper delivers the most legendary bad guy performance that almost any human being ever gave.  It endures as David Lynch's single most lauded movie and doubles as the best introduction into everything that makes him the world's most incredible living filmmaker.

27.  Airplane! (1980)
Dir - Jim Abrahams/David Zucker/Jerry Zucker

The "every shot needs a laugh" template of the Jim Abrahams, David and Jerry Zucker team was not exclusively brilliant to their disaster film parody Airplane! as Kentucky Fried Movie, Top Secret, and especially The Naked Gun can all attest to.  Yet in the running for the most consistently hilarious movies ever made, Airplane! is logically the benchmark.  To name your favorite moment in this movie is impossible not just because there is a countless number of them, but also because you can watch it a hundred times and catch something brand new each and every one of them.  Airplane! is filthy, immature, ridiculous and constructed as such on an ingenious level.  Also since you asked, yes I do like my coffee black like my men.

26.  8 1/2 (1963)
Dir - Federico Fellini

8 1/2 is not just Federico Fellini's most personal movie, it could easily be the most personal movie that a filmmaker can make.  Conflicted as to what his next cinematic undertaking should be "about", Fellini up and decided to make something that honestly showcased what it is like to make a movie.  Everything in 8 1/2 is happening at once, just as everything in anyone's life is happening at once.  Real and fictitious memories, real and fictitious personal drama, and the struggle to be creative with a never ceasing slew of people demanding your every ounce of attention with a barrage of questions, it all turns the life of Fellini's on-screen counter-part Guido Anselmi, (Marcello Mastroianni), into a circus-like, surreal dance of maintaining one's sanity.

25.  All That Jazz (1979)
Dir - Bob Fosse

Bob Fosse's All That Jazz plays like a revved-up, slightly avant-garde biopic, only far more interestingly as it is basically Fosse making a movie about his own demise, which obviously had not happened yet.  Fosse's on-screen version of himself in Joe Gideon, (a never better Roy Scheider), is only slightly glamorized as he simultaneously directs and choreographs a massive Broadway play and edits another film, all the while flirting with Death, (Jessica Lang looking anything like the Grim Reaper).  It was based off of Fosse's own experience from pulling double-duty while working on Lenny and Chicago respectively.  Endlessly pussy-hounding and popping pills, Fosse's own non-stop, showbiz pace that he not only kept up yet also produced near genius work in turns Jazz into an autobiographical and musical tour-de-force as well as my favorite thing that he ever did.

24.  Predator (1987)
Dir - John McTiernan

Rated-R, 80's action movies were the stuffs me and most of my friends with a penis were raised on and we can all still watch all of these movies on repeat without any of us complaining.  I have seen Predator as much as any of them, but there is an overwhelming awesome to this film that almost nothing of its kind can touch.  It is the best action movie there is, with a colorful cast that each basically makes a round table discussion as to who has the most badass death scene.  If the mowing of the jungle immediately following Jesse "The Body" Ventura's butchering counts as being part of his death scene, then I would go with that.  Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger setting his traps and announcing that the hunted have switched rolls with a mud-covered, torch-thrusting roar could be the single most testosterone-boosting moment in all of moviedom.

23.  Persona (1966)
Dir - Ingmar Bergman

Ingmar Bergman himself believed that with Persona, he had gone as far as he could go as a filmmaker.  Of course he would continue to do much more after this, (much more good as well), but it is debatable if another movie accomplishes more to explore the human psyche in the cinematic medium than Persona does.  This goes far beyond any kind of simple narrative about a shared identity, where debating whether or not Bibi Andersson and Liv Ullmann are playing the same person is to miss the point.  Bergman uses his camera to examine the human spirit introspectively; what is natural, what is performed, what is expected, and what is and what is not on the surface.  This all seamlessly overlaps with each other, with moments of the film itself literally blurring, burning, and breaking apart.

22.  Last Tango in Paris (1972)
Dir - Bernardo Bertolucci

It is a testament to Marlon Brando's seemingly inhuman abilities as an actor that he can at once not be bothered to learn his lines in a script, (instead reading them off of cue-cards or simply making up his own), and in the same year that he made Vito Corleone one of the most iconic screen characters of all time, also delivered what I would call the finest acting performance on film in Last Tango In Paris.  Brando was an anomaly as a performer; a man who could do finer work than anyone whether he was pouring his every effort into it or simply collecting a paycheck.  With Bernardo Bertolucci's infamous, NC-17 rated Last Tango, Brando is effortlessly astounding and two films after The Conformist, Bertolucci crafted a portrait of anonymous sex and the psychological need for it in two stranger's lives that still ranks as one of the most emotionally powerful movies of all time.

21.  The Thin Red Line (1998)
Dir - Terence Malick

It would stand to reason that a Terence Malick war movie was going to come out like this.  Meaning, exactly like a Terence Malick movie.  Emerging from a twenty-year break with many people's expectations at an all time high, Malick had A-list actors almost literally banging down his door to work with him on his long-in-the-works adaptation of James Jones' novel.  Many got cast, some got cast and did not make the final cut, (a Malick staple), and many others simply did not get cast at all.  Yet what transpires in The Thin Red Line for just shy of three-hours is a examination of soldiers dealing with what war is, each in their own voice, swimming in their own contemplative dreams.  Scenes of brutality are inter-cut with scenes of beauty, with nature and man co-existing as death and the lack or point of it is heavy in the air.   It is easily one of the most incredible war movies on earth.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

100 FAVORITE NON-HORROR FILMS 40 -31

40.  Before Sunrise (1995)/Before Sunset (2004)/Before Midnight (2013)
Dir - Richard Linklater

In another five years, we may find out if Jesse and Céline are still together in their respective fifties, but in any case and as it stands thus far, Richard Linklater's Before trilogy has consistently been excellent.  Each of these films is spaced nine years apart, features incredibly long takes, virtually nothing but dialog, and they each take place in a single day.  The brilliance lies in the depiction of how both beautiful and sometimes heartbreaking the beginnings and then loss of romance can be for a couple.  Ethan Hawke and July Delpy's words flow endlessly, (sometimes predictably and often humorously), and it gives us all a birds eye view into two completely relatable and realistic characters who are almost definitely the loves of each others lives and are just trying to understand what exactly that means.

39.  Ben-Hur (1959)
Dir - William Wyler

More Biblical epics were on the way from Hollywood by 1959 and certainly a plethora of them had proceeded William Wyler's remake of Ben-Hur, but this here stands as the most immaculate of any of them.  The most expensive film made at the time, this "tale of the Christ", (as the book is further titled), uses the son of god not as a main protagonist but limits his screen time to a non-speaking role.  Instead, the fall and rise of Judah Ben-Hur, (a once pacifist and powerful Jewish Prince who succumbs to vengeance just as the alleged messiah is preaching the good word), takes center stage.  The story was handed over, re-worked by a slew of screenwriters, and is simple yet densely layered, (it is hard to miss the gay subtext by a mile, per example), yet the mammoth sets, sea battle, very famous chariot race, and naturally Charlton Heston's exceptional performance all extend its greatness.

38.  Raising Arizona (1987)
Dir - Joel and Ethan Coen

As purposely far removed from their debut Blood Simple as could be, the Coen brother's Raising Arizona is a slightly-to-very askew, white-trash kidnapping epic that seems to exists on another planet entirely.  This is the only of the Coen's films that I grew up with and one that I have seen countless times before I actually even cared who Joel and Ethan were.  Nicolas Cage, (who is ridiculous and intentionally/unintentionally brilliant in most things that he does), is perfect as the hopeless fuck-up Hi, plus there is a fever to the Coen's Looney Tunes-inspired direction here that appears to be off the rails even if it is in fact meticulously controlled.  Also, I would go as far as to say that no movie has a finer chase scene, just as Carter Burwell's soundtrack barely has any rivals.

37.  There Will Be Blood (2007)
Dir - Paul Thomas Anderson

Paul Thomas Anderson is one of those active directors who still seems to be in his prime and his incredible pairing with Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood was almost destined to be a masterpiece.  Several years in the making and inspired from Upton Sinclair's novel Oil!, Blood thrives mostly on Day-Lewis' performance which is contestable as the best that he or anyone ever gave.  As the self-made oil tycoon Daniel Plainview, Day-Lewis is a limping yet overpowering presence and is rarely off screen.  The film at its core is about how unrelenting stubbornness can at once make and destroy a man and in Plainview's cannot-wait-for-him-to-be-beaten-to-a-bloody-pulp nemesis Eli (played with wonderful gratingness by Paul Dano), he has his perfect mirror image of doomed over-righteousness.

36. The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
Dir - John Frankenheimer

As far as any movie involving a brainwashing, Cold War sub-plot, (or main plot in this here case), there is not a better one than John Frankenheimer's The Manchurian Candidate.  Based off of Richard Condon's same-titled novel that was only three years old by the film's completion, Candidate features one of the most impressive single shots in all of cinema, but that would hardly be enough to make it so well respected, though it certainly helps.  Besides Frankeheimer's directorial flare, Frank Sinatra is his typical excellent self and Angela Lansbury is probably one of the best villains in any movie.  Just ignore the fact that she is only three years older in real life than her on-screen son Laurence Harvey here.

35.  The Seventh Seal (1957)
Dir - Ingmar Bergman

As complex and beautifully confounding as Ingmar Bergman's films could sometimes be, (Persona wonderfully springs to mind), few were as universally simple yet as engrossing as The Seventh Seal.  It is almost a cliche to call this Bergman's best work as people with the most rudimentary knowledge or interest in foreign cinema make it one of the first such movies to check out.  It was a career-making moment for the filmmaker, (as well as actors Max Von Sydow and Bibi Andersson), with his previous sixteen films and numerous stage and radio plays all gearing up to this medieval allegory about the silence of god.  There are also many moments, (from the beginning of the chess match on the beach to the march of death at the finale), that have long since been iconic and rightfully so.

34.  Ghostbusters (1984)
Dir - Ivan Reitman

The original Ghostbusters franchise, (both in film and in toy line form), are as engraved in my childhood as anything.  I distinctly remember me, my brother, and another friend of ours re-enacting every scene in the first Ghostbusters as faithfully as humanly possible in a backyard with probably toy machine guns and school backpacks in place of proton ones.  Yet we were no Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, or Dan Aykroyd, try as we did.  It certainly helps endure for my liking that Ghostbusters is half a horror film, but it is actually the cast plus Ramis and Aykroyd's timeless script that makes it as good a comedy as has ever existed.  The opening, creepy scene in the library or Sigourney Weaver talking all demon-voiced are just icing on the cake really.

33.  The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Dir - John Houston

Two directorial debuts hit in 1941 that changed the outcome of movies.  Orson Welles' Citizen Kane is the obvious one, but John Houston more than less birthed the film noir genre in The Maltese Falcon.  He also utilized enough inventive camera angles and long takes to stand toe-to-toe with Kane in a few respects.  Dashiell Hammett's novel of the same name had been adapted twice before this version, but good luck finding anyone who prefers those or even remembers them for that matter.  Humphrey Bogart's Sam Spade is possibly his defining hard-boiled film character; a tough as nails, clever, and kind-of-asshole who abides by his own code and trusts absolutely no one because no one that he comes in contact with is even remotely trustworthy.

32.  Singin' in the Rain (1952)
Dir - Gene Kelly/Stanley Donen

You are not going to blow anybody's minds by saying that Singin' in the Rain is the greatest musical ever made.  It is pretty much like saying Buddy Rich is the world's greatest drummer or fred durst the world's biggest douchebag.  My tolerance for such, "everybody smile, wear bright colors, and burst into song" fare is perhaps surprisingly high coming from a death metal musician who primarily watches horror movies, but Singin' nevertheless brings an overwhelming sense of happy to my entire being.  It is also funny as shit, particularly in its depiction of how Hollywood filmmakers overcame the obstacles with converting from silence into sound.  Really though, every dance number is ludicrously impressive.  I would go with Donal O'Connor's solo spot "Make 'Em Laugh" as the most jaw-dropping though really, they all make my lazy ass feel like I need a nap just watching them.

31.  Ordinary People (1980)
Dir - Robert Redford

The 1980s began with a double debut of sorts in Robert Redford's first directorial effort, the Judith Guest novel interpretation Ordinary People.  It was the first film appearance of a twenty year old Timothy Hutton as well, but his performance is only one of all of them that are outstanding.  Arguably handled by another director, Ordinary People could have been a debacle, but it is instead easily one of the most realistic depictions of a dysfunctional family dealing with how they "love" each other on paper after a tragedy.  The epiphanies come, but they are not in black and white and the end of the movie is hardly the end of this family's troubles.  Ordinary People won a slew of awards, (virtually all of which it deserved), but it lingers hard for anyone who has experienced depression and remains possibly the finest drama of the decade.

Monday, December 11, 2017

100 FAVORITE NON-HORROR FILMS 50 - 41

50.  M (1931)
Dir - Fritz Lang

Monocle-speckled, German Expressionism legend Fritz Lang made his first "talkie" M before both he and star Peter Lorre hightailed it to the US in the wake of the rise of the Nazi regime in their homeland.   Yes there is Metropolis from Lang and small parts in The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca from Lorre, but M probably features the best work from both of these men.  For a filmmaker experimenting with sound for the first time, Lang does marvelous things, specifically picking out what we hear with no dramatic music to aid him.   Moments that seem far longer than they are, (devoid of sound entirely), build up the suspense almost without the audience even noticing.  Plus Lorre, (certainly one of the most unique and often caricatured actors in film history), is exceptional as the pathetic killer.

49.  Coming to America (1988)
Dir - John Landis

There was a time, (lets call it the entire decade of the 1980s), where Eddie Murphy could seemingly do no wrong.  Easily the best Saturday Night Live cast member of all time, two standup films in a row that I would still say represent the pinnacle of said medium, and on top of all of that, virtually every movie that he stared in was funnier than the last.  His collaboration with John Landis in Coming to America is another one that I can recite limitless lines of dialog from and Murphy and Arsenio Hall, (both in multiple roles), are peaking everywhere.  I will never say "no" to a viewing of America and Arsenio in drag, Randy Watson, Samuel L. Jackson's cameo, and "what does dumb fuck mean?" will never not be really, really goddamn funny.

48.  Seven Samurai (1954)
Dir - Akira Kurosawa

Japan's most celebrated filmmaker, (and still the most wildly known and by far the most influential in the West), Akira Kurosawa had dropped Rashomon and Ikiru almost directly before his prized epic Seven Samurai and he was scarcely done making masterpieces afterwards.  On the surface, this is a simple story to stretch for over three hours, but the amount of detail that Kurosawa dedicates to his tale of a helpless village of farmers, their hired rōnin protectors, and the bandits that are destined to raid them is expertly rousing.  In many ways, the entire film is building up to the inevitable battle sequence which is still one of the most superb ever shot.  Yet the real marvel lies in how Kurosawa paints his characters as so similarly flawed, capable of as much good as they are not so good.

47.  The Wrestler (2008)
Dir - Darren Aronofsky

Darren Aronofsky's fifth film The Wrestler is one of those "lightning in a bottle" moments where an actor is given the most well-suited role of their profession at the exact right time.  Mickey Rourke's performance as Randy "The Ram" Robinson was rightfully hailed across the board and it is one of the most remarkable ever given I would say.  Rourke's body, face, and career where all worn-down and bruised by the time that he landed The Wrestler and the route that Aronofsky took with the documentary style camera work strips all of the glamor out of not only movie making in general, but certainly the world of professional wrestling.  Both of these elements, (performance and direction), humanize Randy "The Ram" and his broken, living downfall better than anything else would and I would put The Wrestler at the top of the sports drama heap, even above Ragging Bull.

46.  The Exterminating Angel (1962)
Dir - Luis Buñuel

Luis Buñuel tackled many of the same themes throughout his long and surprisingly successful career resurgences and it is easy to site him as the overall best Spanish filmmaker there ever was.  The Exterminating Angel is yet another where upper class society is given a brutal critique by way of a surreal, living nightmare.  Also, it is all done at least in part for laughs.  There is a surface level horror film quality to Angel where some could make an argument that it belongs in said genre instead of merely dipping it's toes into it.  The film's premise is bizarre and satisfyingly unexplained, as much debate can be made by the murky conclusion as to the plight of the bourgeois dinner guests who will not/cannot leave.

45.  Gone with the Wind (1939)
Dir - Victor Flemming/Sam Wood/George Cukor

Technically directed by three people, (though the large bulk of it fell on Victor Flemming, fresh off of The Wizard of Oz), years in the making to secure/find its two leads in Clark Gable and Vivian Leigh, and written, re-written, then continually re-re-written again before becoming a record-breaking box office success, Gone with the Wind is the benchmark Technicolor film epic.  At just shy of four hours long, it is highly engrossing and never dull for a solitary second.  Both Gable and Leigh excel as the complex and flawed Rhett Buttler and Scarlett O'hara and despite future success, they were forever identified with their roles here.  Ignore or laugh at some of the southern sympathies, historical inaccuracies, and glossed over racism and in its place you will find one of the most dazzling films ole Tinseltown ever produced.

44.  La Grande Illusion (1937)
Dir - Jean Renoir

In two years time and just on the cusp of World War II officially becoming a thing, Jean Renoir made two of the most critically lauded films of all time with The Grand Illusion and The Rules of the Game.  From a technical standpoint, both were major achievements that featured long, inter-weaving takes and deep focus photography.  Both also non-judgmentally examine the European class system.  La Grande Illusion gets the nod from me as it seems to hit a nerve on a deeper level, Renoir making a war film devoid of war and instead optimistically showcasing the humanity of people in such a time.  The fact that the Nazi party deemed Illusion dangerous to their cause and ordered all of its prints to be destroyed should be enough to get anyone on board.

43.  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
Dir - Sergio Leone

This is a safe and ergo predictable pick for the best spaghetti western, as well as the best of the "Man with No Name" trilogy, the best movie Clint Eastwood was ever in, (at least that he himself did not direct), and the best film that Sergio Leone ever made.  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was the third and final pairing of Leone and Eastwood, though the former had two more masterpieces on the way in his career with Once Upon a Time In the West and Once Upon a Time In America.  For almost three hours though, Leone builds up the tension to near-comical levels, with his three title characters portrayed by Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach, all of whom look like they were born to play rugged and low-down gunslingers.  In addition, we also get a wildly impressive Civil War battle and the all time best Mexican stand-off in film history.

42.  The Holy Mountain (1973)
Dir - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The work of Alejandro Jodorowsky sure is something alright.  I was thrust headfirst into this splendidly crazy man's world with The Holy Mountain, only being told that it was "fucking weird".  Boy is it ever.  Arty to could-be parody levels, Jodorowsky allegedly had his entire cast drop acid and then backed with a very hefty, John Lennon and Yoko Ono-fueled budget, proceeded to do everything in his power to make the strangest counter-culture experience perhaps of all time.   Chock-full of random spiritually, Zen-like ideas, and loads of blasphemy, The Holy Mountain is fascinatingly bonkers and relentlessly avant-garde.  My head fell off the first time I saw this movie and not because it changed my life or world view, but because I honestly could not believe what the hell I was seeing, nor that a movie could also be whatever the hell this is.

41.  The Dark Knight (2008)
Dir - Christopher Nolan

Christopher Nolan's sixth feature-length film The Dark Knight remains without any rivals the best superhero movie ever made.  Its hype as such was felt globally upon being released and the shock-waves of Knight's excellence are still being felt everywhere that you look in the genre.  This may not always be a good thing, but The Dark Knight provided that moment where comic book adaptations were now game to be taken as critically serious as any movie could be.  The second in Nolan's Batman trilogy, it took everything that could be plausible yet still grand about the long-establish and built-upon Bat-verse in the comics, rooting it dramatically and hard to the modern world while still indulging in larger-than-life set pieces and plot points.  That matched with Heath Ledger's remarkable performance, (which instantaneously went down as the best comic-to-screen one there seemingly ever will be), make this a monumental offering.