Thursday, November 12, 2026

2024 Horror Part Twenty-Three

NOISE
Dir - Kim Soo-jin
Overall: MEH

For her full-length debut Noise, South Korean filmmaker Kim Soon-jin and screenwriters Lee Je-hui and Kim Yong-hwan craft a topical supernatural yarn that directly addresses various issues that overcrowded tenants face in the country.  Namely, (and as the title would suggest), these are noise issues due to shoddy construction and insulation, as well as unregulated garbage dumping and the list of complaints that go ignored by officials who have their hands tied by the urbanized system's faulty inner workings.  Throwing in malevolent spirits and characters who are "gifted" to see and interact with those who have passed on places this in the horror camp, but even then, such otherworldly occurrences are brought on by the type of trauma which only their palpable surroundings spawn.  It is a lot to chew on for a genre movie, but many of the best genre movies throughout cinema's history have thrived by rooting themselves in contemporary struggles, giving them more weight than your average empty calorie popcorn fare.  Unfortunately, the script is bogged down by grating tropes such as authority figures ignoring completely reasonable concerns and suspicions willy-nilly ghost activity, plus some half-corked ideas that are merely there to provide more hair-raising set pieces at the cost of establishing any type of supernatural rules to follow.  It is only partially successful then, meritable in its themes yet failing to bypass the types of horror pratfalls that need to be bypassed in order to better connect its intentions.

BONE LAKE
Dir - Mercedes Bryce Morgan
Overall: WOOF

Delivering another horror film after her full-length sophomore effort Spoonful of Sugar, director Mercedes Bryce Morgan's Bone Lake takes an icky premise and follows predictable terrain, becoming more unpleasant, stupid, and pedestrian as it goes along.  This begs the question of why watch it in the first place and that is indeed a good question since the movie offers nothing unique let alone enjoyable in its trek to mine the gaslighting and manipulation suffered by its protagonists.  A couple arrives at an isolated mansion that they have rented for the weekend, they noticeably have a few obstacles in their relationship to work through yet nothing detrimental, and then another couple arrives claiming to have double booked the same vacation.  These additional characters are obnoxious and clearly untrustworthy from the onset, rendering every last one of their maneuvers easily foreseeable as their quest to toy with their new "friends" leads to more disturbing and deadly avenues, failing to make an impact because we the viewer are well aware that we are watching a horror movie before it officially becomes one.  It gives the film nowhere to go, and probably because of this, the tone frequently dips into comedic absurdity to compensate, which would be fine if the villains were not so pathetically one-note in their harebrained scheme and vague motivation to expose every couple as untrustworthy saps.  The four person cast do their best with the trite material, though pretty boy Alex Roe is so punchable as a smart-ass dipshit psycho that it is cartoonish.  While Morgan and cinematographer Nick Matthews maintain an interesting visual flair at least, the script by Joshua Friedlander's is just dead on arrival.

WHAT HAPPENED TO DOROTHY BELL?
Dir - Danny Villanueva Jr.
Overall: MEH

The found footage sub-genre continues its stuck-in-the-muck trajectory with the second full-length from writer/director Danny Villanueva Jr., What Happened to Dorothy Bell? undermining its earnest tale of an ancient evil destroying a family with an insulting lack of originality.  Movies are expensive and found footage movies are theoretically cheaper to produce than most, so it makes practical sense why so many independent filmmakers take a stab at one.  Yet all too often, there is still the desire to hide a conventional film in there as well, and Villanueva Jr. breaks the rules frequently here while piling on one hackneyed scare tactic after the other.  Loud screechy monster noises, blurry ghost photographs, supernatural entities taking their sweet time merely to stretch the film's length, characters getting possessed and opening their mouths really wide, (sometimes with black goo around their eyes or teeth), characters standing with their backs turned facing a wall, a cursed book, a demon with a silly name, a paranormal expert brought in for exposition purposes, an Ouija board, etc.  Worse yet are two different moments where Villanueva Jr. inexplicably shoots from mid-air angles with zero explanation as to why all of a sudden we are seeing shots that are not captured from any of the protagonist's cameras.  Newcomer Asya Meadows turns in an aloof performance as a troubled woman trying to get to the bottom of her grandmother's, (the title character's), violent deterioration, an aloof performance which is intentional mind you, but most of the dialog is stilted and unconvincing so that everyone on screen looks all the worse for delivering it.  Villanueva Jr. shows a spec of creativity here or there, blink-and-you'll-miss-it moments that are promising or borderline unique, but the majority of his work disappoints while lazily cherry picking from overused tropes.

Wednesday, November 11, 2026

2023 Horror Part Thirty-One

CRUMB CATCHER
Dir - Chris Skotchdopole
Overall: MEH

There are several issues undermining writer/director Chris Skotchdopole's full-length debut Crumb Catcher, but the overarching one is that everything that happens in it is either implausible or aggravating.  A thriller which plays on social niceties and extortion to fuel its plot, it grows so ridiculous on paper that one could argue that it is trying to be a black comedy, and maybe it is, but the people on screen are so unlikable and moronic that one can scarcely find humor in their asinine behavior.  When our protagonists are a newly married couple who at no point seem to even like each other let alone love each other, that is a problem as far as caring about what happens to them.  It is also a problem in believing the lengths that they go to in order to keep it together once things go south in the third act.  The antagonists seem unhinged and "on the spectrum" long before their tormenting starts when things fail to go their way, so the film becomes an icky waiting game as every viewer will be yelling at every person on the screen to either shut up or stop careening into danger.  This is all how Skotchdopole builds tension, and the small handful of performers know their assignments well, but every situation presented seems like it exists in a screenplay that simply needs things to happen in order for more things to happen.  Perhaps the most frustrating aspect is that one can see a better movie hiding in here somewhere.  There is style and ambition, and the stakes would matter if the characters were completely rewritten, but the actual results are just a mess.

UNSEEN
Dir - Yoko Okumura
Overall: MEH

While a seventy-six minute feature in this day and age is always appreciated, the second full-length from director Yoko Okumura still overstays its welcome.  Scripted by Brian Rawlins and Salvatore Cardoni, Unseen has its heart in a noble place, pitting two Asian-American women up against violent, entitled, and discriminatory Caucasian scumbags while they each empower each other to do so.  The problem is that the plights of Midori Francis and Jolene Purdy are neither interesting nor plausible, despite Okumura's often successful efforts to make them white-knuckled.  A woman who is so blind without her glasses that she needs another woman via video call to inform her if she is going to walk over a expansive geographical ledge in broad daylight is a stretch, as is a scenario where people are cartoon character-level rude, bust out firearms, and scream in slow motion.  Of course this all creates a schlocky tone that is meant to be heightened, engaging us in exaggerations in order to emphasize the theme of women having to work that much harder to still garnish no respect or boundary adherence from white privileged psychopaths.  Perhaps the whole thing flies too close to the sun then, since it is an exhausting watch that is too miserable to be funny, too silly to be believable, and too extreme to land its commendable ideas.

CANNIBAL MUKBANG
Dir - Aimee Kuge
Overall: MEH

Not without its commendable qualities, the slick indie debut Cannibal Mukbang from filmmaker Aimee Kuge comes up short in its warped, blood-soaked trajectory.  The set up has been frequented before where a socially awkward guy meets the girl of his dreams, and all signs point to the situation being too good to be true even before it is proven to be too good to be true.  As our disturbed couple, Nate Wise has a metal plate in his head from a childhood car accident, and April Consalo seems out of his league as a flirty professional mukbanger, which for anyone not familiar is when people eat food in camera on their social media platform and actually make a living doing so.  Their chemistry is believable enough even if the circumstances of their romance start off dubious and only get more off-the-rails, but Kuge seems unsure of her tone.  The premise is ridiculous and needs to be played for laughs, (which it is at times), but once we realize how twisted the couple's co-dependence is, the film becomes tragic and uncomfortable.  Kuge can be applauded for what she does NOT do with her script, as there are several instances that could have had Consalo wielding her manipulation in a more hackneyed "crazy hot girl" manner.  The movie looks fantastic and the two leads turn in solid performances, (Clay von Carlowitz as Wise's scumbag playboy brother, not as much), but Kuge opens too many doors that she fails to go through.  We are presented with an impossible scenario, but nothing is said about these broken characters, the nature of their addiction, nor the consequences of their actions that has not been better explored in better movies.

Tuesday, November 10, 2026

2022 Horror Part Thirty

ADULT SWIM YULE LOG
Dir - Casper Kelly
Overall: GOOD

Having already made a name for himself with Too Many Cooks and a handful of other oddball shorts and TV work, filmmaker Casper Kelly crafted his absurdist full-length debut Adult Swim Yule Log.  Also doubling as the network's first full-length, it is an impossible film to classify by design, Kelly utilizing a random concept such as someone walking into a yule log video and then taking it to wild terrain that no one could possibly foresee.  His sheer vision is commendable as this is one of the most unpredictable genre movies of any kind, spiraling into everything from infantile-brained home invasion serial killers with psychotic mothers, to UFO landings, to surreal deals with the Devil, (or something), to curses, to animated objects wreaking bloody havoc, to spontaneous flashbacks, to themes of relationship commitment, moral relativism, and slavery of all things.  It opens with two lengthy single takes, only switching to more conventional camera setups at the thirty-six minute mark, and it shifts through characters as much as it arbitrarily detours into nonsensical narrative twists and turns.  Taken as a whole, it is a mess that collapses upon itself, but it never seems to be going for coherency in the first place.  Working with a brisk shooting schedule and little money with local Atlanta actors, Kelly swings for the fences at every turn, crafting something that breaks as many rules as possible and keeps the viewer as confused as they are engaged.

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
Dir - Sam Raimi
Overall: MEH

Suffering from Phase Four MCU burnout, corporate tethering to other properties, shallow screenwriting, and an endless stream of numbing action sequences, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness squanders its potential for cult director Sam Raimi to collide the two genres that have made him a household name for the first time since 1990's far superior Darkman, that being horror and the superhero movie.  The horror moments are sprinkled in more as window dressing than anything.  We get Elizabeth Olsen going all red-eyed villainess who looks like a walking corpse at times, one of the alternate reality Benedict Cumberbatches literally being a walking corpse, CGI monsters galore, and a mild amount of bloodshed.  Everywhere else, it is just another two hours of embarrassing platitudes and pedestrian character development shoehorned into a cacophony of unremarkable, loud, and cartoony computer generated spectacle.  Every last set piece is so visually nauseating and boring that it makes the movie feel twice as long, which is a shame since this is the most gargantuan budget that Raimi has ever worked with.  He could have had so much free reign to go hog-wild with the universe-hoping, but the results are generic at best and squander the celebrated filmmaker's singular and quirky mannerisms.  This is Sam Raimi doing a competent, by-the-books superhero movie, nothing more.  Which begs the question of why get him on board in the first place if all that he was able to do was shoehorn in his Oldsmobile Delta and a Bruce Campbell cameo, otherwise completely playing by the stale MCU rules.

MONOLITH
Dir - Matt Vesely
Overall: MEH

The first collaborative effort between the South Australian Film Corporation and the Adelaide Film Festival initiative "Film Lab: New Voices", Monolith is refreshing and ambitious in its approach, despite its foibles.  Apparently, director Matt Vesely and screenwriter Lucy Campbell's project beat out sixty-three other entries, and it is a shame that it comes up short despite what it does correctly.  A gimmick movie, Lily Sullivan is the only actor on screen, playing a disgraced podcaster who speaks to various other people over the phone as she attempts to uncover a bizarre story for her conspiracy-adjacent program.  The plot details are unsettling, strange, and engaging enough to keep the claustrophobic setting, (an isolated and spacious house that we barely see any of), from feeling stale, even if there is still some wheel-spinning along the way.  Campbell's script seems more interested in building up the creepy mystery than either solving it or getting to the bottom of the questions that it raises about privileged people who may be due some comeuppance for past injustices.  While Sullivan does fine if one-note work as a humorless woman who has gone through an emotional ringer even before we meet her, much of the voice work is melodramatic and forced, plus the ending fails to land despite its progression from the film's most WTF moment.  Clean some elements up while diving more into others, (and leave Vesely's low-key style untouched), and it could have been something special, but instead, it just has the potential to be something special.

Monday, November 9, 2026

2020 Horror Part Twenty-Five

COVEN
Dir - Pablo Agüero
Overall: GOOD

A sobering look at a once thriving exploitation genre, Argentine-French filmmaker Pablo Agüero's Coven, (Akelarre, Coven of Sisters), pulls off a nifty trick where it plays with ambiguity via a historical context.  That is to say that this is not a witch-hunting film where the supernatural is irrefutable.  The devil is not made flesh, and the accused women do not take to the skies on brooms while cackling wildly.  Yet, there is still an enchantment that transpires between the helpless and doomed young women who are captured, tortured, and condemned by men in authoritative positions with unwavering bias and no basis of evidence.  This is of course because what they are accused of does not exist, yet that did not stop the Labourd witch-hunt of 1609 form putting seventy people to death, mostly peasant women who were helpless against such onslaughts.  It also does not stop Alex Brendemühl, (portraying the real life historical figure Judge Rostegui who led the charge and authored what was then considered authoritative texts on the subject of witchcraft), from falling under a spell that promises to provide evidence of the akelarre, aka Witches' Sabbath ceremony.  As the captured girls play into their predicament with plans to escape when the village men return from their fishing expedition, (it is interesting to note that at this time, men were both the captors and saviors of women who had no rights to speak of), Brendemühl becomes entranced with their charade, desperately clinging to it as the illusion promises full freedom from the burden of fanatic dogma.

PENINSULA
Dir - Yeon Sang-ho
Overall: MEH

Yeon Sang-ho's Peninsula, (Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula), serves as the sequel to 2016's Train to Busan, though the animated prequel Seoul Station was also released that same year.  This makes Peninsula the third in the series, but not the last time that Yeon would rehash the same formula of infected people ravenously attacking surviving humans, (see 2026's Colony).  In any event, it is a forgettable action-horror hybrid with the usual detriments.  It is nearly two hours long, the middle section drags, the characters are either charisma-void dead weight or cartoonish villains, the plot has foreseeable dramatic beats, and most of all, 28 Days Later-styled rage-jacked zombies are inherently overdone and boring.  Yeon got away with them in his previous live action film due to the gimmick of having everyone trapped on a high speed KTX 101, as well as giving its main protagonist a humanely justified arc to redeem himself as a parent, come hell or high water.  The characters here have their own stakes and trauma from living four years now in a post-apocalypse, but their one-note nature and the movie's humorless tone just makes for a stagnant watch no matter how many Mad Max set pieces we get, or how many snore-inducing hordes of ferocious undead fly at the screen via CGI.  It is an impressive production and fits the template of a sequel going bigger and louder, but this does not stop it from also being front-to-back dull.

SHE DIES TOMORROW
Dir - Amy Seimetz
Overall: MEH

Existential Dread - The Movie, She Dies Tomorrow is a frustrating psychological zone-out, something that merely toys with dark humor and intense themes as if it has every aim to keep the viewer at a distance.  The second full-length from actor-turned writer/director Amy Seimetz, it is not so much that she dangles a carrot in front of us since the nature of the story is an unwavering and mysterious assurance of one's own demise that leaves everyone on screen as confused as we are.  To her credit, Seimetz avoids copping the obnoxious and self-indulgent style of Lars von Trier, who frequently tackles similar nihilism through meandering monologues and dehumanizing behavior.  Refreshingly then, each of the characters deal with such a revelation without being egregious.  Inhibitions vanish, honesty comes to the forefront, will power deteriorates, numbing contemplation sets in; it all depends on the individual, though none of them loose their cool.  It is difficult to grade the performances since they all succumb to a different form of aloofness, and Seimetz' plot makes sure that it goes nowhere, disorienting us with spontaneous flashbacks, perspective changes, nature closeups, and jarring camera angles.  Everything here seems to be here on purpose, so one can not call it a failure of intention, but it is too stuck on pause to be either profound, scary, or funny.  Instead, the movie just kind of sits there and goes "Huh...".

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Tim Curry - In Memoriam

April 19th, 1946 - August 25th, 2026

Another legend fallen. A towering figure in cult cinema, Tim Curry's break-out role as Dr. Frank-N-Furter in both the initial stage and film productions of The Rocky Horror Picture Show would have been enough to endure him with adoration, but so many of us have grown up with a laundry list of his other defining performances on the small screen, the big screen, and the stage.  He was Wadsworth the butler in Clue, Darkness in Legend, Pennywise in the It miniseries, King Arthur in Spamalot, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in the Broadway debut of Amadeus, the Grand Wizard in The Worst Witch, an entire family of demented hillbillies in the 1993 Tales from the Crypt episode "Death of Some Salesmen", the hotel concierge in Home Alone 2, Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island, the guy who said "I am your WORST nightmare!" in Loaded Weapon 1, etc.

These are but a handful of examples which either rank as the first thing that any of us saw him in, or yet another thing that we saw him in having already fallen in love with his undeniable charisma and versatility.  To lose Tim Curry even at the age of eighty and even after being wheelchair bound for fourteen years following a stroke is still a staggering blow.  To lose him only a day after we lost Dolly Parton, (another eternally and rightfully beloved icon who was also eighty years old), is just a cruel example of "When it rains it pours."  Yet though his career had slowed down significantly as his life approached its expiration date and it is less shocking than inevitable, there is a void left by his abilities and character that is difficult to accept.

Channeling his inner Dolly.

Like many children born into a military home after the devastation of World War II, Timothy James Curry and his family were relocated every year and half, and had to make due with unavoidable inconveniences, if not hardships.  His father was a Royal Navy chaplain who eerily enough also suffered a stroke, yet he died merely at the age of forty-nine when Tim was only twelve.  A life in the arts was forthcoming after showing promise as a boy soprano in his youth, his affinity for and ability to belt out with the best of them being something that entered into his professional performance career, not to mention a handful of years where he gave it a go as a rock vocalist, cutting three albums in the late 70s/early 80s.

Of course Curry is wildly known for his work either in front of a camera or on a stage, not just being behind a microphone.  Though to be fair, he did pay the bills with a steady stream of voice gigs, namely on The Wild Thornberrys, The Clone Wars, and slew of other cartoons and video games.  Yet landing and helping to shape Rocky Horror's Dr. Frank-N-Furter during the fringe stage production's infancy was what launched him from promising young London actor to someone who stole all of his screen time, an ability that he would continue to possess throughout the rest of his career whether he liked it or not.  There was a reason that he got the roles that he got; people wanted to work with him.  They wanted that guy from Rocky Horror, that guy from Clue, that guy from It.  Throughout it all, Curry was able to heighten his portrayals when necessary, he was able to be hilarious and menacing, he was able to chew the scenery without making a fool of himself or derailing the material that he was given.  Curry instead enhanced the material that he was given, and he got that material because the people casting him simply wanted Tim Curry.

"That guy with the dashing eyes and wonderful voice who only had five lines in The Shout, he needs to be the Devil!" - Legend's casting directors, presumably.

One of the most respectable aspects of Curry's many decades in the public eye was how he navigated keeping things out of the public eye.  He was never married, bore no children, had no high profile relationships, and intentionally kept his private life to himself.  As he bluntly puts it in his fantastic 2025 memoir Vagabond, (which wrapped up his life right on time), "And specifics about my affairs of the heart or the bedroom are - respectfully - none of your fucking business".  In a culture where celebrity is coveted and people garnish individual fandom for themselves, (be it unintentionally to a degree on Curry's part), it is always refreshing to see someone recoil from the spotlight when they have no interest to when not in the spotlight.

Just like anyone, Curry had a stable of close and trusted friends, a social life that was conducted on his terms, and hobbies like gardening which he was particularly dedicated to throughout a small handful of homes that he owned.  He of course also happened to be an extraordinary actor, and a working actor at that, who made no qualms about doing random episodes of television, a B-movie or piece of popcorn schlock when it was convenient, oodles of cartoons, or documentaries exploring his more celebrated work.  In other words, Curry was no actor snob.  He gracefully navigated the ups and downs of his career, kept busy longer than he needed to, and also kept whatever relationships he had to himself.

The Lord of Darkness in his natural habitat.

As a personal aside, my earliest memories of Tim Curry was watching him simply own the movie Clue, no small feat considering the other heavyweights in that movie.  Madeline Kahn, Martin Mull, Christopher Lloyd, Michael McKean, Eileen Brennan, Coleen Camp, Lesley Ann Warren, even Lee Ving; Curry was the guy you watched and laughed with the most.  It remains my favorite of his performances, largely and admittingly due to nostalgia yes, but also because he was able to morph into the heavy with impeccable comedic timing.  The overarching theme of Clue is convolution, with Cold War politics, blackmail, and FBI scandals all thrown into anything but a simple whodunit framework.  Yet Curry sails through it as the guy with all the answers because as it turns out, he is the guy with all the answers.  Starting from my youth, I have watched this movie upwards of a hundred times, and Curry's frantic, dialog-drenched performance and mastery of physical and verbal comedic jabs is ceaselessly hilarious.

Whatever any of us may know and love him for, (and again, just take your pick), he was a commanding presence in it.  Even in subpar to downright lousy things like Home Alone 2 or It, he made those things watchable.  Sometimes he did so on his lonesome, (Congo anyone?).  Tim Curry was always someone we were excited to see.  "Hey, Dr. Frank-N-Furter is in this!" = fuck yeah.  Furthermore, realizing that the same guy who could be a Transsexual Transylvanian mad scientist could also play it straight with the Muppets, that the same guy who could become unrecognizable in gallons of prosthetics to be the most badass satanic entity in screen history could also sing "Anything Can Happen on Halloween", that the same guy who could run around doing pratfalls and spitting hilarious rapid-fire exposition as a butler could also play the world's most famous composer, just goes to show how much of a one-trick-pony he was not.  Curry was a LEGEND, (I make no apologies for puns), and we should be so grateful to have so much of his work to cherish.

The Doctor has finally gone home.  Long live the Doctor.

Saturday, May 23, 2026

The Evil Dead

THE EVIL DEAD
(1981)
Dir - Sam Raimi
Overall: GREAT
 
Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead shares company with a handful of other crucial horror debuts, debuts that were made with minimal funds and by largely unprofessional personnel, yet nevertheless elevated the genre to higher plateaus.  George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead is the obvious regional horror template that set the bar and navigated the course for such first-time feature filmmakers to utilize.  Though terrible and insultingly inept, Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left secured an equal amount of notoriety and fandom for a debut, Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre doing the same with much better and commercially viable results.  These three more accepted examples all came within a decade prior to Raimi and his crew of friends shooting their humble little cabin in the woods archetype, setting the stage for the young Michigan-based filmmaker, (as well as producer Robert G. Tapert and star/also producer Bruce Campbell), to mark their own territory in the road that was paved.
 
What Raimi and co. achieved with The Evil Dead was an audacious mishmash of conflicting elements.  The movie was done on the cheap, yet they kept going back to shoot more, overextending and exhausting themselves in the process.  The movie has jarring production values here and there, yet is simultaneously bursting with technical brilliance and buoyant imagination.  The movie is downright frightening at times, yet also knowingly goofy, playing up its cliches with tongue-in-cheek astuteness.  The movie is aggressively atmospheric, yet also stumbles into unintentional comedy due to some horrendous acting and unconvincing special effects.  Through it all though, the relentlessness exuberance of Raimi and his newbie crew comes through, propelling things along in a marriage of the gory, the ridiculous, and the terrifying.  It is as if the film both exists and excels merely due to the will power of the people making it, whatever "faults" it has be damned.
 
Verisimilitude is overrated after all. 

This is one of the things that makes The Evil Dead unique amongst its peers.  Genuinely, tonal problems and noticeable production malfunctions can sink the ship.  Again, just watch The Last House on the Left, (or don't).  Yet here, it all contributes to the uncanny setting.  It may be hackneyed to merely call it a celluloid nightmare since any horror film that basks in the otherworldly, (i.e. the implausible), can be excused as having "nightmare logic".  Just watch any Italian horror film from the period.  Looking in your direction Lucio Fulci.
 
Yet accepting that The Evil Dead exists in some kind of hellish dream state is accurate from a narrative perspective.  The Necronomicon "Book of the Dead" that unleashes the demonic fury is a nod to the cursed tome likewise referenced in various H.P. Lovecraft stories, and it is an ancient book that drives the reader into inescapable madness.  Thus, concocting a story where the tome's unholy forces are given free reign to take over and ultimately destroy the hapless saps who find it allows for Raimi's imagination to be uninhibited.  We can have Ash reaching into a liquid mirror, (as well as the woods coming alive to rape his sister Ellen Sandweiss), just as "logically" as we can have all the noticeable fake Shemps, bad dummies, and stop motion substituting for unavailable actors.  It means that the movie can go off the rails whenever it needs to, which it ends up needing to frequently.
 
Hey that's not Theresa Tilly.

Part of this is because the film was made by amateurs who were in over their heads, yet they also had enough talent, imagination, and determination to put something on the screen to convey their wild ideas.  Part of this is those wild ideas themselves.  There may not seem to be any rhyme or reason to the nefarious tomfoolery that inflicts Ash and his friends, and this is an all-too-common trait amongst supernatural works which arbitrarily dish out the goods in order to keep the story both moving along and not wrapped up too quickly.  In other words, why do evil spirits never just instantly kill whoever they have their sights on instead of gingerly messing with them, sometimes harmlessly but eventually forcefully, especially once the finale is underway?
 
An answer is because we have come to accept and expect such tactics.  Of course the ghosts are not just going to murder the new tenants who move into the haunted house the second they enter the place.  Of course the demons are not just going to possess people and make them instantly kill themselves.  We know this going in and often times do not question it, merely because certain tropes have been upheld so long that they become entangled in the very fabric of the genre.  There is another reason that we accept it though, and that is that every once in awhile we are given some semblance of validity to buy into.  In The Evil Dead, the demons are clearly fucking with their prey, and not just in order to make sure the movie comes close to the ninety-minute mark.  They are doing it because that is the whole point.  All five of our characters are in the middle of nowhere.  It is night time.  Fog is everywhere.  The very foliage outside of the cabin attacks them.  There is no way to reach the outside world.  No help is coming.  No help is available.  So why rush?
 
Yeah, definitely don't wanna go outside.
 
Everyone on screen in The Evil Dead is systematically taken out by the escaped malevolent forces of the Necronomicon, but not before enough torment is inflicted upon them.  This is not limited to the physical, but also the psychological.  Wickedness craves suffering.  When Ellen Sandweiss becomes possessed, everyone watches in befuddled helplessness, leaving them no other option in the immediate situation then to chain her down in the cellar.  She wails away, taunting them and driving them into further hysterics with her unearthly moans, cackles, and screeches.  Then everyone else starts getting taken over, one at a time so that whoever remains endures that much more anguish because...what are they going to do about it?  When provoked and attacked enough, those currently standing have to fight back, and it is eventually revealed that the only way to rid oneself of their now monstrous loved ones is to dismember them.  The dial keeps getting cranked at this point, not just for the people on screen to lose their minds over what they are experiencing, but for Raimi to come up with more outrageous, disgusting, and disturbing things to happen to them.
 
The movie indulges in such excess, just as the demons indulge in inflicting it.  The obvious metaphor here is that Raimi himself is the directorial "demon" who is torturing his actors.  There is actually gravity to this metaphor, since the making of the film was no picnic for anyone involved.  It was shot over several weeks, on location in the isolated Morristown, Tennessee cabin which had no heat or running water.  The hours were long, the setting miserable, and again, everyone was winging this whole "making a movie" thing as they went along.  This meant that safety precautions were non existent, the make-up was crude, uncomfortable, and damaging, plus various injuries occurred on set.  Yet through it all, it was reported that Raimi was enjoying himself, which could be due to the man's overall cheerful demeanor and glee over the fact that he was actually shooting an honest to goodness movie.  That, or it could be that there was a sadistic side to Raimi, since he did go on record stating that if his actors were suffering, he could capture that suffering on screen and use it to the film's advantage.
 
The face of pure sadism.

Bruce Campbell was reported to have undergone the most anguish on set.  He and Raimi had been chums since childhood, (various other crew members likewise went way back with the director), so there was an inherent amount of trust between them, where the closest of friends can often times fuck with each other the most.  Also though, Campbell was as invested in the project as Raimi was, producing it and taking on various roles throughout.  He was responsible for applying the uncomfortable demon contact lenses per example, which allegedly took ten minutes to put on and could only be worn for an additional fifteen minutes, rendering that unfortunate actor blind in the process.  Always a Three Stooges fan, (see the later installments Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness), Raimi had Campbell do take after take of pratfalls, was bashed by various makeshift weaponry, had gallons of bloody goo poured over him, and had to stick around throughout the entirety of the production since he was the star and the only surviving character.
 
The results of Campbell's on-screen suffrage are wacky at times, but they seem quaint in comparison to he and Raimi's aforementioned Evil Dead sequels, both of which kicked up the nyuck nyucks to cartoon levels and went for a purposeful comedic tone.  The comedy in the initial The Evil Dead is still there in fits and starts, but it is balanced by some of the most bone-chilling sound design in the entire genre.  Things are funny when the actors deliver embarrassing line readings, (Campbell's "Why are you TORTURING me?!?" being one of the more infamous), or when the characters behave in stereotypical "dumb people in horror movies" fashion, venturing out into the woods alone, checking on passed-out possessed people, or recklessly releasing malevolent forces because they think that it is all kid's stuff.  The movie also gets funny merely because of how much the mayhem escalates.  As each of his friends goes full-demonic and he has to keep bashing and hacking away at them, Campbell cracks under the pressure, and we as the audience can likewise chuckle at how off-the-rails and hopeless his situation has become.
 
You just try keeping it together when all of your friend's bloody fluids are all over your face.

Throughout the unholy and absurd chaos though, those outrageous and distorted demon voices, the wailing winds, and Joe Loduca's atonal and scattershot music creates unease every step of the way.  Even Tom Sullivan's primitive makeup work has a disturbing effect, characters quickly distorting into rotting corpse-like monstrosities when the demons get all up in them.  The entire tone is heightened and ridiculous, yet it maintains a level of unease as it rides that razor-thin tonal line.  This is impressive for first time filmmakers let alone veterans, and the rudimentary concept where all hell gets loose with reckless abandon is shown to work when the Looney Tunes logic is dialed back just enough to allow for the inherent creepiness to permeate.  Evil Dead II would crank that Looney Tunes logic up to eleven, making for a film that was never remotely scary by design, but here, it somehow manages to dip its toes into both pools.

Raimi, Campbell, and several other people who worked on the film were all young at the time, (most if not all under the age of twenty-five), and they had cut their teeth on earlier home movies.  In order to garnish funding for The Evil Dead, (aside from Raimi literally begging anyone that he knew who had money), they shot a proof-of-concept short two years earlier called Within the Woods.  Primitive of course, said short still showcased some of the strengths that Raimi and crew already had this early in the game.  The camera angles are still elaborate, the sound design still pummeling, and the exuberance still evident on screen.
 
Just wait to see what they would do when they get more than $5 to work with.

This is to say that though The Evil Dead came out of nowhere to the general public, its makers had already honed their chops beforehand.  Raimi had made roughly fourteen short films going back to when he was a wee lad, hardly any with any finances, actual actors, or actual production values.  Yet it all seemingly prepared him for what he would do with his first proper feature.  That and his previous admiration for the wacky hijinks of The Three Stooges and cartoons, influences that would show up more abundantly in his later and more mainstream work.  One could make the argument that budgetary limitations helped wield some of the results here, something that is often the case when aspiring filmmakers have to make do with what they have.  So maybe The Evil Dead is less outrageous than Evil Dead II merely because Raimi only had a sixth of the finances to work with.  Would he have made a more deliberate horror comedy the first time around then if the budget allowed for such things?
 
We can only speculate based on what Raimi would accomplish throughout the rest of his career.  He would make several more horror films of course, but The Evil Dead remains his only one that could potentially still rattle viewers, and that is because it does not go full-tilt to the degree that his later works would.  Many of the director's hallmarks are still there, (embellished camera set ups, bombast, gross-out gore), and like Dario Argento's Suspiria or Nobuhiko Obayashi's Housu, the movie is purely cinematic and void of thematic analysis, unless one is prone to grasp at straws.  It hardly conveys a sense of existing in the palpable world, but the world that it does present is just disturbing enough to freak out, and just ridiculous enough to chuckle at.  Some may prefer Raimi when he indulges in his wackiness more, and could merely see The Evil Dead as a solid starting point to later grandiosity.  It is technically that yes, but it also hits the spot when one wants to turn off the lights, crank up the sound, and bask in the greatest cabin in the woods horror film ever made.
 
Camera on a bike = dynamite ending.

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Frankenstein

FRANKENSTEIN
(1931)
Dir - James Whale
Overall: GREAT

Once producer Carl Laemmle Jr. and Universal Pictures hit surprising pay dirt in February of 1931 with Dracula, they followed suit eight months later with their next Gothic cinematic adaptation Frankenstein.  The films are routinely linked together on account of their lingering influence, immediate commercial success, and the fact that each launched the careers of their runaway stars Béla Lugosi and Boris Karloff, respectively.  There are other similarities between the two; Edward Van Sloan and Dwight Fry appear in each, neither film has a musical score, Garrett Fort was a credited screenwriter on both, they were each based on contemporary plays as much as on the original novels which informed those plays, and they both take significant liberties with their source material, streamlining it in the process for a roughly seventy-minute running time.
 
Yet Frankenstein is a unique beast from its predecessor.  Technically superior in many respects, its director James Whale exerts a more focused vision than that which Dracula's Tod Browning had.  There are less lulls in the pacing, more of a steady trajectory that does not resort to chamber drama in the manner in which Dracula did after its first act.  The most significant difference though is the story itself.  Dracula was a tale of the supernatural, featuring a remorseless and undead fiend who feasts on blood in order to prologue its vampiric lifespan.  Frankenstein is about a man playing god, creating a creature that is more pitiful than terrifying.  Dracula is sexy and spooky.  Frankenstein is cautionary and tragic.  While some of these attributes overlap between the two, they are singular films at their core.  Bram Stoker and Mary Shelley were telling different tales after all, and so Universal was making different movies.
 
Shelley left the vampires to her buddy Lord Byron.

Enough about comparing two Universal films that each did mad business, made careers, and defined the horror genre for decades to come.  The focus here is on Frankenstein, one of the most lauded and cherished works that the Golden Era of Hollywood ever produced, horror or otherwise.  Accounts vary as to the specifics of its infancy.  Originally, director Robert Florey and Universal's new big name Lugosi were attached, but Florey's vision for the Monster was worlds removed from what ended up on the screen.  He wanted it to be a mindless killing brute, one that Lugosi allegedly had reservations about playing.  Some say that the Hungarian thespian walked off the project, refusing the part because it had no dialog.  Yet others have pointed out that it is unlikely that Lugosi, (a fresh star from Dracula yes, but hardly an actor who could make any demands or hold any clout in his profession in so short a time and without any follow-up hits under his belt), would have refused any work at this point in his career.  Also, Florey was eventually let go from the project, and when Whale came on board, his vision was to not only make the Monster sympathetic, but also to cast Karloff in the lead, another unknown who like Lugosi got such a iconic part mostly from being in the right place at the right time.
 
Lugosi was hot off his success in the Hamilton Deane and John L. Balderston theater production of Dracula when he lobbied for the part after Universal executives were able to catch him on stage during the casting phase.  Karloff was taking a tea break in Universal's commissary when Whale happened to spot him, correctly deducing that the unknown bit player's unusual looks and gaunt features would make an ideal reanimated corpse.  Not only a reanimated corpse, but a reanimated corpse that would evoke affinity amongst the audience.  Though Karloff was just shy of six feet tall, some thick boots and heavy padding would bulk him up considerably for the screen, not to mention Jack Pierce's striking make-up job which would add several inches to the actor's cranium.  The effect was a towering creature that both served as an abomination against god, yet also pathetic and infantile.  This latter aspect was in large part due to Karloff's portrayal, the actor having a gentle demeanor in real life that he was able to channel even underneath all that greasepaint, cotton, collodion, and gum which Pierce applied to his face.
 
A guy in deep concentration and another guy probably trying not to fall asleep while holding in his pee.

Both Pierce's make-up design and Karloff's performance are fantastic, arguably representing the best work that either man ever did.  The flat-topped, bolts-in-the-neck look of the Monster was birthed here, a look that has endured ever since, just as much as Lugosi's pale face and slicked back Dracula widow's peak has.  In fact the make-up design was so specific that when Hammer decided to do their own version in Eastmancolor over two and a half decades later with The Curse of Frankenstein, they deliberately went in as different a direction as possible as to not draw further comparison to the seminal film that they were updating.  Christopher Lee looks great as the Creature and certainly more grotesque, (which is fitting for Hammer's more nasty take on the material), but since Karloff had an eye-catching facial structure already, Pierce wisely retained as much of it as possible.  This allowed for the actor to emote to the full extent of his ability, doing everything from growling, to yelping, to smiling, and all while acting terrified, confused, threatened, or void of any emotions depending on what the scene called for.
 
Any actor in a speechless role has that much harder of a time conveying what is meant to be conveyed, depending on that role of course.  In Shelley's novel, the Monster eventually becomes self-educated and well-spoken on his route to understand his existence and eventually confront his maker in Frankenstein once more.  In Universal's interpretation on the other hand, (which is considerably reduced in plot points to what happens in the book), there is no time for the Monster to receive such a full arch.  Yet never does the film feel rushed.  The full theme is still explored where Colin Clive's Henry Frankenstein experiences the horrific consequences of his prideful ambition, in effect creating a force of nature that he cannot discard so easily.  He comes to the conclusion that he has made a terrible mistake even quicker in Shelley's source material, running out of the room as soon as the Monster animates.  Here, Frankenstein boats in blasphemous glory that now he "Knows what it feels like to BE god!", delivering the movie's most famous line "It's alive, it's alive!" which he repeats in victorious triumph once his creation starts to move.
 
The original line "Suck it Jesus!" was omitted, probably for the best.

In this way, the movie does something more radical than the book did, showcasing that its title character was going to bask in his glory for a bit before seeing the folly of his ways.  Frankenstein only comes to the conclusion that he made a boo-boo once it becomes apparent that his creation is dangerous.  There is a scene added, (one of many that Mel Brooks would wonderfully lampoon in Young Frankenstein forty years later), where Dwight Frye's Fritz clumsily drops the brain of a dead intellect and instead grabs that of a dead criminal, something that his boss Frankenstein remains unaware of.  This is an important detail, since it signifies that Henry abandons his creation thinking that he did everything in his power and egotistical genius to make the experiment work.  If he knew that the Monster had a rotten brain, he may have simply tried it again with a "good" one.  Instead, he agrees with those around him that the Monster cannot be controlled and should in effect be put down, a decision that he also comes to due to the severe exhaustion that he has just underwent in undergoing such an experiment.
 
The extent of training which would be required to make the Monster something that he could parade around in high society is something that Henry is neither capable of nor interested in.  Furthermore, we never get the sense that he had the foresight to do such training to begin with.  This is another crucial aspect to the story and one that Shelley's novel shares.  It is Frankenstein's short-sighted pride that condemns him, his arrogance to control nature.  So hyper-focused on the mere concept of revitalizing extinct human tissue, (possibly just to prove that he could do it), he never thought of what would then happen if he actually did do it.  Though he does not flee in terror the second that the Monster wakes up, the movie Frankenstein still comes face to face with him and catches on quickly that he is in over his head.
 
"I already told you twice to sit down!  Ah the hell with this, let's just kill him." - Henry Frankenstein.

Those around Henry care about him enough as to not make him feel humiliated over his lack of prudence, and this allows him to return to his home, proceed with his wedding, and even lead the angry mob at the end against the very problem that he has unleashed, as opposed to that angry mob holding him responsible and demanding that he pay for his crime.  In a sense then, Frankenstein gets away with his deed.  He survives at the end, Fritz, Van Sloan's Dr. Waldman, and the drowned girl are the only deaths that the Monster causes which are given any significance, and Henry gets back to his privileged existence as the son of a Barron until Dr. Pretorius shows up and the events of The Bride of Frankenstein unfold.  As always though, context is important, and there were no plans for a sequel when this film was made.  Therefor we can look at its ending as definitive; a "happy" one more or less where Frankenstein has learned his lesson and everyone will sweep all of this nasty "He made a thing out of dead body parts and that thing went around murdering people" business under the rug.
 
While the religious allegories are in place both here and in the book, (Frankenstein going against the law of his own creator and in effect making his own creation that punishes him for such heresy), you can remove or ignore such a concept and strip it down to still make its point.  The dead stay dead, the dead NEED to stay dead, and immortality cannot be attained no matter what noble intentions we delude ourselves into having.  Science has its limits, and that is because there is a balance to things which cannot be recklessly tampered with.  Frankenstein presents the outcome of such tampering, whether you have a spiritual belief in a "creator" or not.  This helps the film endure as something that is not just a warning against defying Christian dogma, but also a warning against defying the practical merits of nature's confines.  The world would get pretty overcrowded pretty fast if nobody died, and this does not even bring up the conundrum that if the only way to extend one's life was to revitalize the corpses of others with ideal body parts, then who makes the call as to what lives are expendable and which deserve reanimation?
 
How dare only some of us get to stand and walk around like a regular Rory Calhoun after death.

As far as Whale's handling of the material is concerned, he would indulge more in his campy sense of humor with the proceeding The Bride of Frankenstein four years later, here delivering something more somber and menacing.  The only lighthearted moments stem from Frederick Kerr's performances as Baron Papa Frankenstein, a type of "Now now, we will have none of that tomfoolery" curmudgeon who walks around everywhere like he runs the place and refuses to allow his maid staff the luxury of drinking the good booze during a toast since its quality would be "lost on them".  There are few of these comedic moments though, (even fewer than in Browning's Dracula), Whale instead keeping things rooted to a forward trajectory plot wise as the lumbering presence of Karloff's Monster is always a scene or two away at most.
 
There are some deliberately jarring shots that Whale and cinematographer Arthur Edeson concoct, the latter having also been the director of photography on All Quiet on the Western Front, Casablanca, and The Maltese Falcon, to name but three more of the all time greatest films ever made.  Our first glimpse of Karloff is done so as a tease, the actor walking backwards and slowly turning around, at which point the camera snaps into two close-ups which were likely designed to get some audible gasps from the audience.  The laboratory equipment designed by Kenneth Strickfaden sparks with kinetic life before the camera during the creation scene, laboratory equipment that would also be utilized in every subsequent Frankenstein film for Universal, not to mention being replicated ad nauseam in gallons of movies since that have any sort of mad scientist angle.  Our introduction to the secondary characters of Elizabeth, (Mae Clarke), and Victor, (John Boles), are likewise peculiar, Edeson beginning with a close-up of Clive's framed photo, then one of the maid, then one of Boles, then of Clarke, and all in rapid succession of each other before the scene opens up to an elaborate bedroom with a ceiling that looks as it if is twenty feet off the ground.
 
A bedroom that Henry would foolishly lock his fiance in during the Monster's rampage, while also foolishly leaving the windows wide open with no guards positioned.
 
There are also several disorienting and artificial visuals in the finale.  We have Clive and Karloff staring each other down in the windmill, the turning spokes framing them as if they are prisoner's to their fate.  We have obvious matte paintings behind the mountains as the torch-bearing villagers hunt down the Monster, another motif that Universal and others would recycle to unintentional parody levels as the years went on.  We have the frames sped up when the Monster collapses screaming under a wood pillar, and a lousy dummy being used as Clive's body is tossed from the soon-to-be-inflamed windmill.  These shots are not flaws by any means, they instead enhance the film's unnatural nature.  On that note, they provide a contrast to more soberly handled moments like the Monster awakening on the table just as Waldman is about to lethal inject him, the Monster experiencing a lone moment of tenderness while playing with Marilyn Harris before innocently throwing her into the lake, and Harris' father Michael Mark carrying his limp daughter's body through the square with a look of disbelieving shock on his face.
 
As an early talkie, the style was still melodrama, (as the performances alone easily exemplify), so curious shots that break verisimilitude, (juxtaposed with some of the film's more alarming or emotionally impactful moments presented matter-of-factly), are a welcomed addition to a story that deals with impossible things.  This shows an understanding of the assignment on Whale's part, an assignment that he crafts with a combination of quirkiness and eeriness, just as the Monster itself is a conglomerate of horrifying and child-like.  These contradictions render the movie just artificial enough to put us at a distance from, but also intimate enough to bring us in close.  Like Dracula, the lack of a musical soundtrack is crucial to this.  By contemporary cinematic standards, (standards which would be established only a few short years later), Frankenstein playing out sans a score makes it a more curious and in effect haunting work.  It is no wonder then that Whale took a more comedic approach to its sequel The Bride of Frankenstein, which had near consistent music throughout.  That film needed more over-the-top moments to complement its already exaggerated aesthetic, and in effect it is bizarre in its own right, just not chilling in the way that its predecessor was.  Both films are masterpieces, but Universal's initial Frankenstein was the trailblazer.
 
A smoke break well-earned gentlemen.