Sunday, November 25, 2012

100 FAVORITE METAL ALBUMS


For my second act of nerdness, I bring forth my “100 Favorite Metal Albums”.  It should be no surprise to anyone who knows me that I am a metal head, though oddly after all of the dumb lists that I have made in the past, I have actually never tallied the best albums of the most headbanging of musical genres until now.  Similar to the Time Out London list that inspired my previous horror one Decibel magazine just recently put out a their “Top 100 Death Metal Albums of All Time”.  The timing was rather cosmic as I was already committed to my own metal list awhile before, so Decibel did not give me the idea this time around.  Honestly, their list is so utterly shitty anyway that I will not even bother linking it here, (that’ll learn ‘em).

When it came to deciding what was metal enough to include, I had the similar problem when deciding what was horror enough to include on my horror list.  Once again, I had to undergo much splitting of hairs.  Though there is no denying that Black Sabbath practically invented the metal riff, they have always been a classic rock band to me, even up to the Dio era.  Maybe that is because their first album came out in 1970 which seems too early for metal to officially exist.  On that note,I basically began with post-New Wave of British Heavy Metal stuff. 

As will become rather obvious, I tend to lean towards the extreme end of things.  Black and especially death metal-tinged stuff makes up a staggering majority of this list.  My time spent in my first death metal band where we all kept inspiring each others CD purchases has certainly contributed to my tastes being what they are.  I do dig some power, stoner, and doom metal, as well as the classic thrash and traditional stuff, but what can I say; at the end of the day I am a blood-curdling screaming and cookie monster vocals kind of guy.

Now there was other questionable stuff that also came up like pop music with really heavy guitars (System of a Down, Korn), or virtuoso prog metal, (Dream Theater, Fates Warning), and I opted not to include any of the above.  In the case of Dream Theater who were damn near my one time favorite band, albums like Images and Words and Awake would take up the top two spots on my list if I included them and saying either is the best metal album ever made just does not sound right.  So whatever; my list, my rules.

Now this time around I was lazy and a, just posting it as a list to read, sans the essays.  Lame I know, yet hopefully I have made up for this with including a link for each album, naturally to said album's most bomb-ass track.  Anyway, enough of this, on to the headbanging…

100 FAVORITE METAL ALBUMS

100.  TRANSYLVANIAN HUNGER (1994) - DARKTHRONE
99.  GRAND DECLARATION OF WAR (2000) - MAYHEM
98.  DESTROY ERASE IMPROVE (1995) - MESHUGGAH
97.  HELPING THE WORLD TO SEE (2004) - VEHEMENCE
96.  REVELATIONS (2002) - VADER
95.  WARP ZONE (2000) - MARYTR
94.  THE AUTOPHAGOUS ORGY (2002) - LORD GORE
93.  UNDER THE SIGN OF THE BLACK MARK (1987) - BATHORY
92.  CLOSE TO A WORLD BELOW (2000) - IMMOLATION
91.  THE BLEEDING (1994) - CANNIBAL CORPSE

90.  KING OF ALL KINGS (2002) - HATE ETERNAL
89.  BENEATH THE REMAINS (1989) - SEPULTURA
88.  DEICIDE (1990) - DEICIDE
87.  ONCE WAS NOT (2005) - CRYPTOPSY
86.  HUMAN (1991) - DEATH
85.  EVANGELION (2009) - BEHEMOTH
84.  THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED (2004) - MEGADETH
83.  DECHRISTIANIZE (2003) - VITAL REMAINS
82.  PIERCED FROM WITHIN (1995) - SUFFOCATION
81.  DEAD HEART IN A DEAD WORLD (2000) - NEVERMORE

80.  WORDS THAT GO UNSPOKEN, DEEDS THAT GO UNDONE (2005) - AKERCOCKE
79.  MELISSA (1983) - MERCYFUL FATE
78.  THE DEVIL YOU KNOW (2009) - HEAVEN & HELL
77.  AMONGST THE CATACOMBS OF NEPHREN-KA (1998) - NILE
76.  BLOODTHIRST (1999) - CANNIBAL CORPSE
75.  13 (2005) - SIX FEET UNDER
74.  THE SHAM MIRRORS (2002) - ARCTURUS
73.  FEAR, EMPTINESS, DESPAIR (1994) - NAPALM DEATH
72.  PAINKILLER (1990) - JUDAS PRIEST
71.  THE HAUNTED MADE ME DO IT (2000) - THE HAUNTED

70.  PIECE OF MIND (1983) - IRON MAIDEN
69.  WAGES OF SIN (2001) - ARCH ENEMY
68.  TORTURE (2012) - CANNIBAL CORPSE
67.  CAUSE OF DEATH (1990) - OBITUARY
66.  THE GREAT MISDIRECT (2009) - BETWEEN THE BURIED & ME
65.  BELUS (2010) - BURZUM
64.  HEARTWORK (1993) - CARCASS
63.  NONE SO VILE (1996) - CRYPTOPSY
62.  LA SEXORCISTO:  DEVIL MUSIC, VOL. 1 (1992) - WHITE ZOMBIE
61.  WOLVERINE BLUES (1993) - ENTOMBED

60.  INDIVIDUAL THOUGHT PATTERNS (1993) - DEATH
59.  EPITAPH (2004) - NECROPHAGIST
58.  SOUTH OF HEAVEN (1988) - SLAYER
57.  OCTOBER RUST (1996) - TYPE O NEGATIVE
56.  IN THEIR DARKENED SHRINES (2002) - NILE
55.  GATEWAYS TO ANNIHILATION (2000) - MORBID ANGEL
54.  STILL LIFE (1999) - OPETH
53.  THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL (1996) - PANTERA
52.  ABIGAIL (1987) - KING DIAMOND
51.  DOMINATION (1995) - MORBID ANGEL

50.  THE BLACKENING (2007) - MACHINE HEAD
49.  LEVIATHAN (2004) - MASTODON
48.  BLACK SEEDS OF VENGEANCE (2000) - NILE
47.  THE MANTLE (2002) - AGALLOCH
46.  ANOMALIES (2005) - CEPHALIC CARNAGE
45.  THE SOUND OF PERSEVERANCE (1998) - DEATH
44.  ASHES OF THE WAKE (2004) - LAMB OF GOD
43.  MORNINGRISE (1996) - OPETH
42.  COWBOYS FROM HELL (1990) - PANTERA
41.  REIGN IN BLOOD (1986) - SLAYER

40.  THE WRETCHED SPAWN (2004) - CANNIBAL CORPSE
39.  AS THE PALACES BURN (2003) - LAMB OF GOD
38.  IX EQUILIBRIUM (1999) - EMPEROR
37.  FAR BEYOND DRIVEN (1994) - PANTERA
36.  RIDE THE LIGHTNING (1984) - METALLICA
35.  DIABOLUS IN MUSICA (1998) - SLAYER
34.  THE JESTER RACE (1996) - IN FLAMES
33.  MONUMENSION (2001) - ENSLAVED
32.  SOMEWHERE IN TIME (1986) - IRON MAIDEN
31.  THE GATHERING (1999) - TESTAMENT

30.  ASTRO CREEP:  2000 (1995) - WHITE ZOMBIE
29.  BLOOD MOUNTAIN (2006) - MASTODON
28.  SACRAMENT (2006) - LAMB OF GOD
27.  IN DARK PURITY (1999) - MONSTROSITY
26.  AMONG THE LIVING (1987) - ANTHRAX
25.  REISE, REISE (2004) - RAMMSTEIN
24.  CRACK THE SKYE (2009) - MASTODON
23.  DEAD AGAIN (2007) - TYPE O NEGATIVE
22.  COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION (1992) - MEGADETH
21.  BELOW THE LIGHTS (2003) - ENSLAVED

20.  CHAOS A.D. (1993) - SEPULTURA
19.  GHOST REVERIES (2005) - OPETH
18.  MASTER OF PUPPETS (1986) - METALLICA
17.  COLORS (2007) - BETWEEN THE BURIED & ME
16.  HERZELEID (1995) - RAMMSTEIN
15.  BLACKWATER PARK (2001) - OPETH
14.  SONS OF NORTHERN DARKNESS (2002) - IMMORTAL
13.  WHORACLE (1997) - IN FLAMES
12.  POWERSLAVE (1984) - IRON MAIDEN
11.  ISA (2004) - ENSLAVED

10.  WATERSHED (2008) - OPETH
9.  SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON (1988) - IRON MAIDEN
8.  SANCTUS DIAVOLOS (2004) - ROTTING CHRIST
7.  MUTTER (2001) - RAMMSTEIN
6.  8-BIT APPOCALYPSE (2006) - MAGGOT TWAT
5.  VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER (1992) - PANTERA
4.  BLOODY KISSES (1993) - TYPE O NEGATIVE
3.  ...AND JUSTICE FOR ALL (1988) - METALLICA
2.  RUST IN PEACE (1990) - MEGADETH
1.  SLAUGHTER OF THE SOUL (1995) - AT THE GATES