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Tuesday, April 16, 2019
1970s Mario Bava Part Two
(1970)
Overall: MEH
Following up the pretty lame giallo Five Dolls for an August Moon released the same year, Mario Bava's Hatchet for the Honeymoon, (Il rosso segno della follia), is yet another subpar affair from the usually excellent director. While there is no mystery at all as to who the killer is this time, (this is explained in the opening narration by the main antagonist), the one we are presented with instead involving a childhood trauma never picks up any much-needed momentum. We are shown slight, ghostly flashbacks at random times, but the bizarre and very specific type of madness that inflicts the dashingly handsome Stephen Forsyth is not given enough screen time to really become enthralling. This leaves only a handful of murder scenes that come off as too mundane, despite Bava utilizing his trusted and true, nifty camera tricks here or there. The added element of a murdered spouse who stubbornly insists on haunting him is clever yes, but her motivation for doing so is glossed over, ending up being just another somewhat messy ingredient to the whole. There is certainly some merit to Hatchet, but it is still more on the unremarkable side for Bava who would often take such thriller cliches to much more exciting terrain than here.
A BAY OF BLOOD
(1971)
Overall: MEH
What essentially amounts to "Everybody is horrible, the end", Mario Bava's A Bay of Blood, (Ecologia del delitto, Reazione a catena, Twitch of the Death Nerve, Carnage, and Blood Bath), was another giallo that wound up being wildly influential on the slasher genre. Motifs such as the murder of young, carefree attractive people being naked and having sex plus the overall brutality of the killings themselves would be routinely adapted later on and for that reason, one could argue that this is the goriest overall Bava film. It is also one of the more convoluted and frustratingly paced. While it is certainly an interesting and odd choice to have virtually no music accompany any scene, Bava ultimately spends TOO much time building suspense and especially by the last act when random characters are showing up while it becomes almost impossible to keep anyone's purpose let alone identity straight, it is downright aggravating to watch people very, very slowly walk around in the dark when we know they are just going to get a big hunk of something sliced into their head at any second. Then with the actual ending being positively ridiculous as if to convey that the entire movie was one big joke, the film is more of a curious entry into Bava's catalog than a good one
LISA AND THE DEVIL
(1974)
Overall: MEH
For his penultimate film released during his lifetime, Mario Bava was rewarded free reign by producer Alfredo Leone, but the result Lisa and the Devil, (El diablo se lleva a los muertos), is only partially successful. Telly Savalas is a joy as a fiendishly conniving butler, confidently going about most of his scenes either talking to himself, singing, or sucking on a lollipop while all sorts of supernatural shenanigans are taking place around, (and most likely because of), him. Bava could not make a movie of his look bad if he tried and the ideally sprawling, Gothic mansion where most of the movie takes place is eye popping in nearly every scene. There are also some great, macabre visuals such as an entire dinner table adorned with almost comically creepy corpses. The "huh?" story line is where things really fall apart though. There are sinister reveals and enough appropriately cliche melodrama for such fare, but good luck trying to piece everything together as the plot is steadily perplexing. Add a rather uncomfortable rape scene, (are any such scenes ever not uncomfortable?), and there are assuredly some elements that could have been improved upon if not removed all together. The film was later re-cut with new footage for a more explicit, Exorcist cash-in called The House of Exorcism, but the version here is confusing enough as it is without all of the awkwardly forced nudity and gore.
Saturday, April 13, 2019
1970s Mario Bava Part One
(1970)
Overall: MEH
When going through the filmography of Mario Bava, one is inevitably bound to come across some of his rightfully forgotten works. The giallo Five Dolls for an August Moon, (5 bambole per la luna d'agosto), was not even given an American release at the time and Bava himself allegedly saw no artistic merit in the finished product. Proving that he could be hired to churn out a competently made if highly forgettable movie on a dime for a European studio though, (which countless other directors made a living doing), the result is probably one of the worst giallos ever or at the very least one of the dumbest. Using the loose framework of Agatha Christi's And Then There Were None, the script here is baffling, boring, and moronic by film's end, leaving us with a barrage of uninteresting characters that allows it to be anything but engaging. Bava of course does his best to make the film work at least from a visual standpoint which gives it a sole saving grace. There are some flashy camera angles and stylized set design that he is able to make use out of, occasionally letting us forget how asinine the plot is. Still, keep this one at the bottom of your list for such fare as there are oodles better out there.
BARON BLOOD
(1972)
Overall: MEH
Though it is fun at times due to its Gothic atmosphere and Mario Bava's usual, clever direction and cinematography which he once again mostly performed himself, Baron Blood, (Gli orrori del castello di Norimberga), cannot quite triumph over its volley of problems. Even the gleefully macabre and enjoyable ending still cannot help but to present lazily bypassed plotholes which also show up on the regular for the entire running time. All of these are there only to give the finished product a few more shocks as well as textbook, horror movie bullet points to check off, but the indifference to logic gets too laughably distracting. As is confoundingly common, the musical score is either perfectly fitting or atrociously wrong for such a movie. While there are too many similar offenders to count, you cannot possibly compose a more ridiculous theme for a work of horror that conveys the polar opposite mood than this. Pacing wise, Bava drops the ball during the second half which is ironically where most of the murders take place, yet also where we are told about seven dozen times that a parchment was destroyed that cannot undue a curse. Characters then walk from place to place occasionally acting cheerful and normal when so much murder is happening. The good bits are pretty good as usual for a Bava movie, but such a thing is only as solid as its whole and Baron Blood just does not pull it all off.
RABID DOGS
(1974)
Overall: GOOD
Venturing into the poliziotteschi film genre for the first and only time in his long career, Mario Bava's Rabid Dogs, (Cani arrabbiati, Kidnapped), is a fascinating work for a numerous reasons. The movie was left incomplete at the time it was shot due to its producer and funder Roberto Loyola declaring bankruptcy, with the rights to it being left almost permanently in limbo. While Bava never lived to see it released, decades later through various efforts including those of the filmmaker's son Lamberto, Rabid Dogs, (also shown as Semaforo rosso and Kidnapped), finally saw the light of day and it is like nothing else in his catalog. Intentionally forgoing his Gothic, stylized horror efforts, the film is shown in real time, in broad daylight, and presents a claustrophobic, high tension, vile crime atmosphere that is more nihilistic than anything else the director would ever attempt. It is the only of Bava's works that really has any kind of political commentary, portraying the Years of Lead period in Italy as a thoughtfully bleak one where no one is a good guy. Though it is still a plenty dramatic enough yarn, (based off of Michael J. Carroll's short story "Man and Boy" that appeared in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine), and has a twist that is one for the books, the realism and stripped-down presentation is ambitious in and of itself while it shows a dynamic side to Bava that is quite impressive.
Thursday, January 10, 2019
1960s Mario Bava Part Two
(1961)
Overall: GOOD
With his only entry in the Hercules franchise, (once which numerous countries over numerous years indulged in), Mario Bava does commendable work once again on an air-tight budget whilst juggling a joyously silly, over-stuffed plot. Hercules In the Haunted World, (Ercole al centro della terra), has one time Mr. Universe Reg Park in the title role, which was his second time appearing as such with Hercules Conquers Atlantis also coming out the same year. To help bolster the proceedings, Christopher Lee is appropriately on board as the villainous King Lico. Unfortunately Lee's voice is dubbed in the English language version of the film, but he still commands respect in a role that could have been far more forgettable in the hands of a lesser thespian. The plot here combines as many desperate, hammy elements as can be such as generously tweaked Greek mythology, melodramatic love arcs, a stone monster, and even vampires. Bava not only keeps up the pace rather frantically while racing from one story element to the next, but his usual, striking use of color gets a full workout as he gets to decorate the lens with scenes transpiring in otherworldly planes such as Hades and an underground crypt. In the latter, a slew of undead rise from their tombs to attack Hercules while flying at him with visible strings attached. It is quite a fun experience where you can laugh at how most people in it just stare at dangerous things approaching them without running away and how Hercules' answer to practically every problem is "just throw giant rocks at it until it goes away".
BLOOD AND BLACK LACE
(1964)
Overall: GOOD
On the rather long list of significant Mario Bava films that would have a profound impact on horror cinema overall, his prominent giallo offering Blood and Black Lace, (6 donne per l'assassino, Blutige Seide), could be chief among them. A masked killer stalking and killing pretty girls who lack the common sense to not be all alone nor turn any lights on wherever they happen to be getting murdered was not anything particularly new when Bava made the film, but the style with which he does so was unique. Having the murders themselves be particularly brutal, the movie revolving around a fashion house which offers up above average sex appeal, and of course the inventive way in which he stages the kills with primitive colors, darkness, tracking shots, and silence would all become benchmarks of Italian slashers. Though even outside of that country, you cannot name enough other movies that leisurely borrowed from the rules Bava sets up here. While this would ultimately be for the worst as the 80s in particular begat the most boring and uninspired slasher sub-genre that still unfortunately lingers today, just like Psycho or Halloween, Blood and Black Lace can still be viewed as quite an exceptional precursor to *sigh* later garbage.
KILL, BABY, KILL
(1966)
Overall: GOOD
The most celebrated Gothic horror work of Mario Bava's career along with Black Sunday, Kill, Baby, Kill, (Operazione paura), proved as influential as any other Italian film in pretty much any genre. The contemporary "creepy kid + toy ball = scary" motif can be directly traced back to here and thankfully Bava still cannot make his movies look anything but extraordinary, even if he tried. Shooting both on location in Calcutta and at Titanus Appia Studios, the overly-cobwebbed, eerily lit sets are endlessly effective, wholly benefiting the movie's illogical, dreamlike narrative. The production ran out of money while filming which not only forced the cast and Bava to work unpaid for much of it, but also warranted that they improvise the allegedly unfinished script and resort to using stock music. These budgetary elements present the only fair problems one can sight as the plot is a bit too underdeveloped and the nearly relentless, unremarkable musical score gets in the way more often than not. It is still highly impressive that Bava was able to make such a still lauded work with all of the obstacles faced. It is no less flawed than many other good to excellent Italian horror outings, especially many that would come in its wake and freely borrow from its groundwork.
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
1960s Mario Bava Part One
(1963)
Overall: GOOD
Serving as both Mario Bava's final film in black and white as well as one that is regularly regarded as the first official giallo, The Girl Who Knew Too Much, (La ragazza che sapeva troppo, The Evil Eye), is a historically important thriller from one of horror's most important filmmakers. There are a couple of instances where Bava lets the flow drag a bit, failing to successfully ride that line of building tension where instead, some of the scenes become drawn-out and snore-inducing. There are some tonal problems as well when the movie occasionally decides to be a comedy, though this almost happens enough to conclude that it was meant not to be taken all that seriously. Bava himself was not that impressed with the senseless script or from working with American John Saxton who allegedly practiced his martial arts too much on set for the director's liking. Issues aside, the film is photographed beautifully, with Bava doubling as cinematographer. Shooting locations such as the Spanish Steps and the Trinità dei Monti in Rome are shown in expansive, shadow-drenched ways. As a precursor to the giallo film which would begin to get made in growing abundance over the following years, Bava proves quite innovative not so much in the slasher aspects of the sub-genre but more in the film noir/crime mystery ones where a pretty girl sees "too much", gets threatened, and becomes hellbent on discovering her pursuer.
THE WHIP AND THE BODY
(1963)
Overall: MEH
Drastically flawed due to its arduous pacing, The Whip and the Body, (La frusta e il corpo, What!, Night Is the Phantom), is nearly recommendable as a high water mark for Mario Bava's fantastic, visual style at least. The film was put together deliberately as an Italian answer to Roger Corman's The Pit and the Pendulum and Bava was brought in to direct and act as cinematographer, (uncredited), while Christopher Lee was scored in a practically tailor-made part as a sadomasochistic, black sheep of a noble family. From a pure optical standpoint, this is a triumph as Bava works his true strengths framing nearly every shot beautifully in expressive color pallets and shadows while staging some purely memorable scenes involving hands emerging out of blackness, eerily-lit crypts and hallways, and intense closeups of women's terrified eyes. Lee is naturally menacing and brutish, and even though his screen time is rather minimal, the most is made out of his foreboding demeanor. Sadly though, the movie is sloooooooooooooow as all hell. It becomes cumbersome how so many shots linger on and on while the story itself has virtually nothing to it. The whole thing succumbs to a boring game of people seeing and hearing things, screaming, and then other people running in to tell them it was all in their imagination.
PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES
(1965)
Overall: MEH
Mario Bava did not dip his toes too frequently into sci-fi throughout his career, making Planet of the Vampires, (Terrore nello Spazio), a rather unique work. Virtually all of its story elements are standard, familiar stuff with an alien force mysteriously overtaking a bunch of marooned astronauts. Yet while the script is not the most ingeniously original of its kind, it has some merit for its creepy atmosphere and colorful look which is straight out of pulp science fiction comics. The film was internationally financed by studios in American, Spain, and Italy and the ethnically diverse, (and post dubbed of course), cast are just as varied. Being made cheaply as a double feature though, the lack of budget is charmingly noticeable and Bava works quite a few wonders drenching the small sets with enough vibrant, multi-colored fog to obscure the plastic rocks and clunky toy spaceship. The big, giant alien skulls look pretty damn cool too. The only problem really is a common one in that the movie drags and absolutely no investment is made to flesh out any of the characters. This makes it problematic to care as everyone simply goes through the motions exploring their environment, trying to fix their ship to return to earth, and tediously discovering what is going on.
Saturday, May 14, 2016
1960s Boris Karloff Part (Nineteen Sixty) Three
BLACK SABBATH
(1963)
Dir - Mario Bava
Overall: MEH
Anthology horror almost always produces uneven results and two of the three tales in Mario Bava's Black Sabbath, (I tre volti della paura), indeed suffer greatly. Not surprisingly, it is the two that were tweaked with by American International Pictures afterwards for the U.S. version. "Telephone" is by far the weakest and also got the short end of the stick with the most editing against Bava's original. Michèle Mercier's Rosy may be the most textbook "dumb broad" in all of horror cinema as a menacing guy keeps calling her, giving her play-by-play details as to clearly announce that he is watching her every move, and she just continues to get ready for bed, makes a drink, and of course answers the phone each and every time. In other words never once calling the police or running to her neighbor screaming "There's a guy watching me who's gonna kill me!". The most beloved segment here is Boris Karloff's sole-vampire portrayal in "The Wurdalak" but this one is botched up by laughable melodrama and further, typically stupid behavior from people in horror movies. "The Drop of Water" on the other hand is Bava in peak form. Short, almost comically creepy, and to the point, it is masterfully paced and uses a minimal soundtrack to wrack up the tension.
THE RAVEN
(1963)
Dir - Roger Corman
Overall: GREAT
The previous year's anthology Tales of Terror had featured "The Black Cat" which went in a comedic direction and both Roger Corman and writer Richard Matheson fancied doing an entire film with a more funny tone. Taking the title of Poe's most famous work The Raven, they rightly figured you could go anywhere with that for roughly ninety-minutes and a story of dueling sorcerers was born. As good and funny as the script is and as wonderful as the final showdown between Price's Erasmus Craven and Boris Karloff's more diabolical Scarabus likewise is, the sets are truly exceptional. They were later used in The Terror which was shot immediately afterwards to cash-in on production being wrapped-up early and everything from Craven's father's old layerd-in-dust work-shop to Scarabus's sprawling, main interior, (with an indoor, gargoyle-guarded fire pit no less), are just fascinating to look at. When everything looks so goddamn good, you have Price and Karloff delivering nothing but class, Peter Lorre adlibbing hilarious silliness, Corman's effortlessly tight direction, and Matheson's splendid script, you simply cannot lose.
(1963)
Dir - Roger Corman/Francis Ford Coppola/Jack Hill/Monte Hellman/Jack Nicholson
Overall: MEH
One of the strangest productions ever which involves a multitude of known talent, The Terror is quite the fascinating dull movie. Roger Corman is as known for his haphazard and rushed production jobs as he is for anything else and this is more or less the benchmark example. The far superior by ask-anyone's-standards The Raven was wrapped up early so instead of tearing down the impressive castle interior sets that were built for it, (as well as the same year's The Haunted Palace, likewise with Vincent Price and likewise a light-years-better film), Corman decided to shoot some scenes with Boris Karloff, Richard Miller, and a young Jack Nicholson of all people. By the way, this was all done with no script. Various other future filmmakers shot some scenes, (including Francis Ford Coppola), and really quickly and really cheaply, a sort-of-competent full-length movie was made. If the results would have been a jumbled, ridiculous mess then it probably would endure as a laugh, but unfortunately it is just lousy. There are some silly twists and one or two not-bad horror moments including face melting and eyeball pecking scenes, but the pacing bogs the mystery down considerably, said mystery reeking of being hammered out in about an hour or so on a typewriter. Considering that that is probably exactly what happens, one can hardly be surprised.



















