(1971)
Dir - Alex Nicol
Overall: WOOF
The last time that actor-turned-director Alex Nicol was behind the lens, Point of Terror is a vanity project for its star/producer/co-writer Peter Carpenter and an awful one at that. Also, it is not a horror movie despite what both its title and slasher-advertising poster dictates. Instead, it follows the lackluster exploits of Carpenter's ambitious lounge singer who cannot keep his pants on around any woman that he meets, all of whom are blonde since apparently women only have that hair color in this universe. He gets to thrust his pelvis to terrible music at several instances while wearing an open color shirt, plus we get a handful of love-making/beach frolicking montages to further lull us into boredom. There are a couple of deaths and we do get a scene of someone in a mask who is stabbing a woman, but it abruptly cuts off another unrelated moment and is never referenced again. Ilsa herself Dyanne Thorne gets to do her sultry thing and even goes full raving bitch in the finale, but alas, she cannot save what is a dated, stupid, and embarrassing melodrama the whole way through.
(1975)
Dir - Jack Starrett
Overall: MEH
(1979)
Dir - John Frankenheimer
Overall: MEH
A rare foray into horror from director John Frankenheimer, Prophecy is a highly insufficient work. A lackluster, somewhat preachy script about Native American mistreatment, shady corporate dealings, and marital drama with a scant amount of bear monster scenes thrown in to wake the audience up, the material itself is fighting quite the uphill battle to be even remotely engaging. Frankenheimer's inexperience with the genre is quite noticeable and even for the guy behind such noteworthy political thrillers as The Manchurian Candidate, he fails to garnish any excitement out of the few opportunities the story presents. Other issues persist such as a faulty sound design where the music and background noise drowns out the dialog and also the glaringly Italian Armand Assante being laughably cast as an American Indian. Speaking of laughable, there's some unintentional howler set pieces such as a racoon attack and a girl bouncing away from the monster in a sleeping bag and then exploding into feathers against a rock. More moments like that and one could recommend it as hilarious schlock. Sadly instead, it is primarily just a bore.
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