SHOCK TREATMENT
The
hypocrisy concerning the length in which certain individuals
will go to uphold their vanity is the central theme in Alain Jessua's Shock Treatment, (Traitement de choc, Doctor in the Nude, Shock!),
a standard yet effective health spa thriller. The set-up where nothing
can quite be as jovial as it seems has been used before, in this case
involving Annie Girardot's recently dumped business owner who retreats
to a swanky clinic on the Brittany coast in France, run by the dashingly
handsome Dr. Devilers, (hardly a sly name there), played by Alain Delon
who looks every bit as darkly tanned as his posh guests and foreign
employees. Jessua presents everything unambiguously as there is no
doubt that Girardot's fears are justified that something sinister is
afoot, especially once the reveal spells everything out that the
audience has long comprehended. Even with such a lack of psychological
tension or much of a mind-blowing finale, it remains an intriguing essay
on a familiar concept of the wealthy justifying their existence at the
expense of those less fortunate or who simply get in the way of their
prolonged enhancement of an artificial, youthful existence.
(1973)
Dir - Alain Jessua
Overall: GOOD
THE CORPSE EATERS Serving as a pathetic, inaugural gore movie from Canada, it is hilarious that The Corpse Eaters, (i.e. the only film of any kind made by Donald R. Passmore and Klaus Vetter), opens with a warning to the squeamish ala 1931's Frankenstein
which promises to flash a clip of an old man throwing up whenever
anything gross happens. The reason that this is hilarious is because
nothing of any interest occurs at all for the first thirty-minutes
besides people talking in a funeral home, a water jet skiing montage, an
orgy set to a rerecorded version of Led Zeppelin's "How Many More
Times" except with horns, and several unphotogenic, local theater actors
summoning Satan for a hoot. Considering that the only surviving print
of the film runs a mere fifty-seven minutes long, it is a grievous faux
pas that half of it is so amateurishly sluggish. While the blood and
guts do eventually rear their ugly head once the zombies show up to occasionally gorge on some people,
things do not get much better and still regularly detour into
horrendously shot, acted, recorded, and paced nonsense that even the
most forgiving of no-budget filmmaking fans will find unwatchable.
(1974)
Dir - Donald R. Passmore/Klaus Vetter
Overall: WOOF
BLOODLUST Though it boasts a deranged enough premise to garnish the interest of rabid Euro-trash hounds, Marijan David Vajda's Bloodlust, (Mosquito der Schänder, Bloodlust: The Black Forest Vampire, Mosquito),
is a catastrophically boring slog with little going for it besides its
sick, squandered potential. Falling into the "crazy loner" camp of
story, Werner Pochath plays a deaf and dumb mute with a vaguely
disturbing childhood involving broken dolls, spilled red ink, and
witnessing his father molest his sister. With such traumatic
ingredients in place, he carries about his day innocently enough with
some people even considering him a harmless young man, including
prostitutes who he visits on more than one occasion. Yet of course his
already wrecked psyche begins to crack which leads to him mutilating
corpses and drinking their blood through a straw. There are plenty of
elements to be applauded at here then, (as was obviously the intention), but
Vajda's skills behind the lens are severely lacking. Aside from the
troubled flashbacks which are front and center, it takes a long time for
Pochath's behavior to start becoming truly alarming and once it does,
the movie turns into a series of tedious sequences that could easily be
interchanged as nothing progresses, there is no mystery for the viewer
to be invested in, and zero suspense is mustered up until the police just
nonchalantly arrest our wackadoo Norman Bates stand-in while he is at
work, one second before the credits roll.
(1976)
Dir - Marijan David Vajda
Overall: MEH
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