(1973)
Dir - Leo Garen
Overall: MEH
Fusing together horror, Westerns, and the counter-culture biker film, Hex is unfortunately far less of a memorable ride than it sounds like on paper. The only theatrically released movie in the minuscule filmography of director/co-writer Leo Garen, it has some tonal issues aside from the hodgepodge of primary genres that it attempts to replicate. Quirky hillbilly music plays throughout various scenes, (some of which do not even seem to be comedic), and a liberal amount of freeze-frames and fades give it a TV movie feel that does not properly convey a rustic, mystical atmosphere. The pacing quickly hits a brick wall when a rag-tag group of motorcyclists hold up with two half-Native American women whose recently deceased father was a shaman, at which point everyone cannot decide whether to persistently hate, fight, shoot, flirt, rape, or perform weird magic stare-offs with each other. Said biker gang are also too dim-witted to immediately hit the road after their members either disappear or die, instead wasting the audience's time by repeatedly proclaiming that they are going to "clear out in the morning". Early, yee-haw-tinged performances are featured from Keith Carradine, Scott Glenn, and Gary Busey, with Cristina Raines turning in a frustrating one as the stubbornly stoic and eldest of the curse-wielding daughters.
(1977)
Dir - Dan Curtis
Overall: MEH
SAVAGE WEEKEND
Shot in three weeks on a budget of $58,000, David Paulsen's abysmal Savage Weekend, (The Killer Behind the Mask),
was his first of only two directorial full-lengths and the world is
certainly a better place that he did not make a third. Notable for some barely gruesome murder sequences, (nearly all of which occur
after almost an hour in), and for being filmed in 1976 and therefor serving as
a precursor to the 80s slasher film which it is very similarly
structured as, Paulsen makes a number of horrendous choices in the final
result. Granted, much of this can be attributed to both the
filmmaker's inexperience and the lack of funds that he had to work with,
but sympathy alone for his cinematic struggles cannot justify it as a
worthwhile viewing experience. For one, there are too many characters
who are all either unlikable or so boring that you can barely remember
who they even are when they show up again. Considering that one of them
is a dim-witted, sadistic country bumpkin, another a short-tempered
ex-husband, and another still an aggressively flamboyant gay man who
also might be the biggest asshole of the bunch, good luck giving a shit
what happens to any of them. Then take into account that the story
itself is uninteresting enough to be incomprehensible at times and with
all of the other either amateurish or sleazy aspects in place, the
whole thing is just aggressively comatose-inducing.
(1979)
Dir - David Paulsen
Overall: WOOF
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