Sunday, November 5, 2017

100 FAVORITE QUEEN SONGS: 80 - 61

80.  The Hitman

One of Innuendo's guitar hefty moments, "The Hitman" was a song that went through the rigamarole before finally being unleashed.  Freddie brought it in on piano and a longer version was recorded after Brian tweaked the riff, but with the band being unhappy with it, John Deacon then stepped in to completely re-arrange a version that was then re-recorded in its final form.   I personally dig it even more than the more popular jam "Headlong", as far as the album's heavy tracks are concerned.

79. Doin' Alright

The second song on the eponymous Queen debut "Doin' Alright" is basically the band's one and only answer to soft California AM rock.  It was birthed during the Smile days by Brian May and said band's vocalist/bassist Tim Staffell, and as the second track on Queen following "Keep Yourself Alive", it was clear from the get-go that their material was going to be as broad as it was gargantuanally layered.  The heavy middle section though makes it feel nice and cozy amongst the rest of their hard rock songs of the day.

78. I Go Crazy

My favorite Queen jam to be left off an album and initially to see the light as a b-side only is Brian May's "I Go Crazy".  It was omitted from The Works and tossed on the flip to "Radio Ga Ga" because for whatever reason, allegedly the rest of the band sans May disliked it, (to the point where John Deacon is rumored to have not even provided his always reliable bass duties on it).  If such is the case, it baffles me since it is an awesome, driving bit of fun with lyrical name drops to both The Rolling Stones and Queen themselves.

77. Sweet Lady

On an album where Queen seemed hellbent on throwing every studio trick that they could come up with into the mix in order to make their music as grandiose as possible, the understated Brian May gem "Sweet Lady" provided a much needed, stripped down balance to A Night at the Opera.  May simply wanted to write a hard rock song in waltz time and with a title like "Sweet Lady", it could be about any pick-your-favorite 70s groupie.  I like it for its simplicity and proving that the band had the ear NOT to put operatic overtones where they did not belong.

76. Staying Power

The poster boy in song form for how different of a sound the band was going for on their 1982 record Hot Space was the opener "Staying Power".  This is the only Queen jam to have a horn section on it, and it is the most blatantly dance-able, drum programmed, electronically funky song that they had yet done, or would perhaps ever do.  Much in Freddie Mercury and also John Deacon's comfort zone, it represents a turning point for the group, not that they would stay in this pop sub-genre indefinitely.  Yet I appreciate the risky messiness that both the song and Hot Space in general went for.

75. Jealousy

One of a handful of songs which Brian May busted out his Hairfeld acoustic on, (hence the wobbly "sitar" sound), Freddie Mercury's "Jealousy" was the final Jazz single put out, though for whatever reason it did not do any real business as such.  This more or less makes it an undervalued album track, one of many from their impeccable 70s period.  Freddie authored a healthy number of piano ballads then and later, and this one stands as a graceful one.

74. Is This the World We Created...?

A gorgeous and rare Queen moment closed out The Works album in "Is This the World We Created...?".  It poses a universally simple question to the listener, as it was written collaboratively by Brian May and Freddie Mercury after they watched news footage that exhibited poverty in Africa.  Featuring only half of the band, (hence the rare part), it was performed live at every concert, (including their Live Aid performance), from The Works tour on, as it should.

73. My Fairy King

Mythical elements running rampant on Queen's debut, "My Fairy King" was another that was lyrically set in the fictitious universe of Rhye, which Freddie made up to humor his inner fantasy nerd.  He also grabbed the line mentioning "Mother Mercury" to change his own name, previously going by Freddie Bulsara when writing the song even prior to Queen officially forming.  When most people think of this band's trademark vocal harmony aptitude, this monster can be presented as an ideal representation.

72. Princes of the Universe

It is possible that one of the most lucrative Queen songs financially was the Highlander anthem "Princes of the Universe", which was likewise used in the syndicated TV series as its theme, leading me to believe that the royalty checks were long lasting to the Mercury estate.  Freddie wrote it on his lonesome particularly for the film, (as a handful of other A Kind of Magic tracks were), and it is as massive sounding of a Queen rock joint as they ever did.

71. Misfire

Here enters John Deacon, the songwriter.  From this moment on, the last Queen member to join who consistently remained the most quiet in front of and behind the scenes penned an increasing number of songs per Queen album, many of which were colossal hits.  "Misfire" is a downplayed Sheer Heart Attack breather yet right out of the gate, it was as strong if not more so then the rest of the band's other material.  After all, "You're My Best Friend" was only an album away.


70. Keep Yourself Alive

Probably most people's initial exposure to Queen in 1973 was the debut album's opening track and first single "Keep Yourself Alive".  Right from the starting line, the song's author Brian May's exclusive guitar sound and ingenuity was front and center, along with Freddie's voice of course, both of which combined must have caused many to do a double take.  Live, "Keep Yourself" would provide Roger Taylor with a drum solo spot at times, expanding upon the break that is present in the studio version.

69. Another One Bites the Dust

"Bohemian Rhapsody's" iconic legacy aside, numbers do not lie and still Queen's biggest selling single was John Deacon's blue-eyed funk "Another One Bites the Dust".  Roger Taylor had his qualms about it, (not at all a fan of Deacon insisting on having a dead, fat drum sound), and it was yet another departure from the band's usual fair, though by 1980 they had already proven themselves fearless in genre hopping.  None of their other outside the box experiments paid off to the literal extent of "Dust", and even though I have heard it a billion times, no one can deny that its booty-shaking catchiness.

68. The Invisible Man

Funky bass lines present once again with Roger Taylor's "The Invisible Man".  This was nearly the title track for The Miracle, but that was changed mere weeks before the album was released, probably for the best.  Hardly one of Queen's deeper songs lyrically, (Taylor admitted to simply coming up with it whilst reading the very same H.G. Wells novel), it name drops each of the band members, has a hooky a cappella intro, and Scatman John covered it.  Need I say more?

67. Bicycle Race

The recording surroundings provided some spontaneous inspiration for Freddie's complex and goofy "Bicycle Race".  He penned it while watching the Tour de France in Montreux where the band was held up as tax exiles to work on Jazz.  Then at some point, they had the idea to film a promotional video of the song featuring sixty-five naked women having their own staged bicycle race around Wimbledon Greyhound Stadium.  Similar to "Killer Queen", Freddie crammed more quirky changes here into a three-minute pop song than anyone would even dare.

66. Play the Game

Queen's then career long refusal to utilize synthesizers was compromised on The Game's near title track "Play the Game", which opens with a slew of coinciding synth noises before beginning this piano serenade proper.  Freddie would revisit the lyrical perspective on this song on later tracks such as "It's a Hard Life" and even "You Don't Fool Me" which emerged on Made In Heaven.  For the first go-round though, he keeps it simple and empathetic to "the game of love" that all us humans partake of at some point or another in our lives.

65. Tie Your Mother Down

One of the band's most frequently performed live pieces was the A Day at the Races opener "Tie Your Mother Down".  On stage, Queen would stick to their more reasonable-to-perform songs as opposed to their elaborately pieced together studio creations.  So by that logic, the straight-ahead guitar-stationed "Mother" consistently appeared in the set list.  The title stuck as songwriters often just sing the first words that come to mind over some music when the initial inspiration hits, but Freddie being the silly bloke that he was insisted on May keeping it for good.

64. Gimme the Prize (Kurgan's Theme)

Feeling that Highlander needed some music composed for the film's villain Kurgan, Brian May took what he had that made it into the movie and expanded it to become what I would consider to be A King of Magic's best heavy moment, "Gimme the Prize (Kurgan's Theme)".  Several lines from the film appear in the album mix which one could argue are distracting, (though to me, not so much).  It is just a textbook Brian May track though, with all of his guitar staples driving it home.

63. Don't Stop Me Now

Freddie Mercury took a go at writing an Elton John song with the big Jazz single "Don't Stop Me Now", crafting another massive hit in the process.  It is a song that comes from the core of Freddie's proud lifestyle of grabbing everything and everyone by the balls and "having a good time".  Brian May only soars in to provide the axe solo like a mighty warrior, with no rhythm guitar track otherwise needed.

62. Sleeping on the Sidewalk

Throwing a blues song into the mix on News of the World makes all the sense considering that album's diversified track listing, which is where "Sleeping on the Sidewalk" comes in.  Brian May has admitted that it was the fastest and easiest song that he ever wrote or recorded, the track being slammed together in one take minus any of Freddie's involvement.  That in itself is rare, but so is the utter looseness of the song and the fact that there is even a few technical mistakes on it, with John Deacon hitting a few bum notes near the end.

61. I Want It All

"I Want It All" was one of the few The Miracle cuts to be fully written before entering the studio.  Though the title was allegedly a direct quote from Brian May's second and current wife Anita Dobson, this is not so much of a relationship musing as another empowering anthem, something that Queen was prone to pound out on a regular basis.  Along with "Was It All Worth It", it is the single heaviest Queen song on the album or conceivably the heaviest song in their entire body of work.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

100 FAVORITE QUEEN SONGS: 100 - 81

100.  Mad the Swine

Recorded during the debut album sessions, Freddie Mercury's up-tempo ballad "Mad the Swine" was left off of said album allegedly due to the band and producer Roy Thomas Baker disagreeing with the result.  Similar to other material from the same period, it contains religious themes and seems to compare Jesus Christ to a pig.  Whether intentionally blasphemous or not, I approve.

99.  One Year of Love

John Deacon's contribution to the Highlander film and soundtrack album A Kind of Magic that was then released as a single was the keyboard saturated "One Year of Love".  It is unique in that Brian May does not appear on it at all, Deacon instead handling virtually all of the instrumentation.  Though a less collaborative effort than others in Queen's catalog, it is still a lovely yet syrupy addition to their "hits" collection.

98.  Mother Love

The last thing that Freddie Mercury ever recorded in the studio is the vocal to what was to become "Mother Love".  Queen's posthumously finished and released Made In Heaven only featured a few songs worth of post-Innuendo recorded material done during the final months of Freddie's life, usually when he was leaning on a recording console, too weak to stand up yet never too weak to sing his ass off to the extent that you would never know from listening that he was in his last days.  Aside from the title track which was simply a re-recording by the rest of the band of a Mr. Bad Guy song, "Mother Love" is the album's strongest moment.

97.  Jesus

More New Testament hemmed, debut album Queen, Freddie certainly seemed to have the would-be messiah on his mind at the time.  Odd that he rarely returned to such subject matter again throughout his career and certainly never as blatantly as straight-up calling a song "Jesus", featuring a chorus about going down to see the lord.  All of that aside though, it is a highlight on the album.  In spite of the fact that it sounds like it could fit in a book of church songs, it is one of countless testimonies to the fact that this band could write about anything and still make it kick more ass than it logically should.

96.  Put Out the Fire

This was one of the few Hot Space jams that did not sound like a synthy dance song, understandably as it is Brian May authored and the guitar player naturally stuck to guitar heavy compositions nine times out of ten.  Hilariously, May was shit-faced when he tracked the guitar solo that made the cut after being severely frustrated with his earlier, sober takes in the evening.  The song references John Lennon's then recent murder, (the second track on the album to due so), and acts as an anti-firearms anthem of sorts.

95.  Party/Khashoggi's Ship

My first of a few "cheats" on this list, the opening one-two track punch on The Miracle features two songs brought in by Freddie that the rest of the band helped flesh out.  They also run right into each other and both feature lyrics about partaking in an extravagant shin-dig.  The stronger of the two "Khashoggi's Ship" in particular is about Saudi Arabian billionaire Adnan Khashoggi's luxury yacht and is noticeably heavier than its "Party" accompaniment.

94.  Get Down, Make Love

Out of all the Queen members, Freddie Mercury would be the one to write a song about hot and steamy fornication.  With lines like "You suck my mind, I blow your head" and "You say you hungry, I give you meat", this is one of the least subtle sets of Queen lyrics and easily one of the more humorous.  It' has got a "Whole Lotta Love" reminiscent orgasm section, plus some of Roger Taylor's more flashy drum fill outbursts to boot.

93.  Hammer to Fall

Coming out of the more white funk, drum machine laced, dance sound of Hot Space, The Works had some more guitar driven moments to go along with the poppier ones, and Brian May's "Hammer to Fall" is the most memorable.  The lyrics could allude to the Cold War and the Soviet Union's hammer and sickle symbol, or simply the concept of death being an inevitable part of life, but it chiefly stands as one of Queen's better and heavier 80s moments.

92.  One Vision

Brought in initially by Roger Taylor as a song inspired by Martin Luther King and then reworked by Freddie Mercury to include more lighthearted humor, (including the closing line "Gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken!"), "One Vision" was the opening A King of Magic song, chosen as such because it seemed ideal to open a live set list with it.  It was featured in the film Iron Eagle as opposed to Highlander like the bulk of the Magic album, having the band spreading their wealth of movie ready rock songs ever wider.

91.  Keep Passing the Open Windows

Yet another Queen track with a tie to a film soundtrack, this time the adaptation of The Hotel New Hampshire for which Freddie wrote "Keep Passing the Open Windows" initially for.  The band was originally set to compose a crop of songs for said movie ala Flash Gordon, but that eventually fell through, so they instead chose to include the up-tempo, piano-based "Open Windows" for The Works album, which was a wise move.

90.  See What a Fool I've Been

Freddie Mercury from time to time would partake of cheeky and flamboyantly over-the-top vocal phrasing, and the b-side to the "Seven Seas of Rhye" single "See What a Fool I've Been" is probably the biggest offender.  Musically, it is one of only two straight-ahead blues numbers in Queen's discography, here inspired by the Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee song "That's How I Feel".  It was initially toyed with during Brian May and Roger Taylor's pre-Queen band Smile before Freddie came in to lavishly gay-up the vocals.

89.  The Hero

The Flash Gordon soundtrack is barely a proper Queen album as it only contains about two-ish "real" songs on it, the rest basically being snippets of dialog from the film wrapped around incidental music composed by the band.  Of course "Flash's Theme" is the more popular moment on the album, but the closing "The Hero" contains some sweet Brian May riffage as well as the identifiable "Flash...ah ah!" chorus in "Theme", hence my choosing to include it here.

88.  I'm Going Slightly Mad

Written by Freddie Mercury with some lyrical assistance from Jamaican musician/actor/Freddie love interest Peter Straker, "I'm Going Slightly Mad" was one of the more fun and lighthearted moments on the Innuendo album.  Keyboard based, it has got a slightly, (pun intended), creepy vibe to it, though it is also self-explanatory with Mr. Mercury basically rattling off a handful of cliches to express how bonkers he is feeling.

87.  My Melancholy Blues

Only a handful of Queen songs feature zero guitar or harmony vocals, and the News of the World closer "My Melancholy Blues" is one of them.  It is a bar lounge piano ballad that sounds like it would sit right at home during a cocktail hour, no doubt intentionally.  Always a band to try their hand at whatever style of song they wanted, the material on News is arguably Queen's most eclectic, and a song like "Melancholy" fits every so aptly for that reason alone.

86.  Funny How Love Is 

Sung in a consistently high register by Freddie Mercury, (and thus never performed live by the band, presumably for that reason), the penultimate moment on "Side Black" to Queen II is "Funny How Love Is".  The song was composed and created entirely in studio and actually acts as a proper closer to the side long medley with "Seven Seas of Rhye" appearing separately from it to close the album out.  It is also jovial sounding and enormously layered as Queen was often wont to do with their tracks.

85.  Scandal

Queen had a number of unpleasant run-ins with the British press throughout their career and at the time that Brian May composed of "Scandal", (playing the keyboards on it as well), much of his personal life was unfavorably discussed in the tabloids.  The rumors surrounding Freddie's poor health and distance from the public eye also contributed to the genesis of the track, one of the several highlights released as a single from The Miracle.

84.  The Miracle

Speaking of The Miracle and singles release off of it, the title track was the last of such and has one of the band's funniest music videos, with children miming as the band throughout the bulk of it.  A collaborative song between the entire group, (with Freddie and John Deacon initially spawning it), "The Miracle" has the sort of uplifting lyrics that they often did without going exactly full anthem with them.

83.  It's a Hard Life

Swiping a melody from a line in Ruggero Leoncavallo's opera Pagliacci, "It's a Hard Life" is another stellar piano ballad by Mercury.  Both Roger Taylor and Brian May were openly appalled by the music video which featured silly period costumes that were embarrassing even by the defining standards set by the 1980s.  Yet the song itself has always been a highlight to The Works and was the third straight successful single in the UK to be released from it.

82.  The Show Must Go On

There probably was not a more perfectly suited closing song than "The Show Must Go On" for what was understandably considered to be the final album that Queen would make while Freddie Mercury was alive, being Innuendo.  The keyboard hook that runs throughout was Roger Taylor and John Deacon's doing, Brian May along with Freddie fleshing out the lyrics and melody.  The song is given an undeniable urgency of course due to its subject matter, but also Freddie's typically superhuman vocal, which he apparently nailed after chugging some vodka and saying "I'll fucking do it, darling."

81.  Let Me Entertain You

Not that every Queen song which they performed live did not still deliver at the highest possible quality mind you, but few of them were exponentially improved upon more on stage than the Jazz track "Let Me Entertain You".  This is naturally fitting as it was constructed by Mercury to be just such a live showstopper.  The lyrics read as a check-off list of how, well, entertaining the band truly was, and they show off all of Freddie's chin-raised chutzpah in their proper setting.

100 Favorite Queen Songs


100 FAVORITE QUEEN SONGS

Rounding out "The Big Four" bands for me, (all of whom have had previous such lists on my blog already), it is time for my inevitable ranking of my one hundred favorite Queen songs in the order that I see fit.  Along with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Kiss, Queen has remained the most seminal part of my musical appreciation since I was around twelve-years old, if not younger.  They are one of the four bands in the world that if anyone were to tell me were the best of all time, I would give them no argument whatsoever.

I have to blame/give credit to my brother for planting the seed that made me the Queen fan that I will remain for the rest of my life.  At the time of Freddie Mercury's passing, Wayne's World making "Bohemian Rhapsody" very popular and relevant again, and A Concert for Life airing live on television, my brother was in 3rd grade and for whatever mystical reason decided that this was the greatest band that ever existed.  Living in the same house with him, it was unavoidable that I was going to be exposed to Queen as much as he was, and though I did not latch onto them as fanatically as his ten-year old brain did, my fate as a fan was still sealed.  Furthermore, it only blossomed from there.

They had us at "Mama".

What Queen had as a collective unit was what I would consider the ideal situation for any band, even more so than The Beatles.  Every last member of Queen was a crucial part to their success, both artistically and commercially.  They all wrote popular and enduring singles, so not only their hit-making talent yet also their individual royalties were more evenly dispersed than most bands.  Three of the four members were gifted vocalists; Freddie Mercury the most obvious, but Roger Taylor's comically high octave range and powerfully grainy lead plus Brian May's warm, lower register each could have solely fronted their own bands with zero difficulty.  It is no surprise then that May and Taylor put out solo albums eventually.

Taylor and May also have two of the most unique, identifiable playing techniques and sounds in all of rock music on their respected instruments.  May's homemade guitar tone has stayed consistent and still cannot accurately be duplicated.  Plus, his chops and guitar orchestration wizardry put him light years beyond what most axe-slingers ever even considered achieving, let alone did.  By simply accenting his hi-hat with nearly every snare back beat and hitting his drums harder than a Hulk erection, Roger Taylor also stands out exclusively amongst his peers.

And here he is presumably catching a glimpse of an actual, fully erect Hulk.

I have given John Deacon some singular praise on this blog already.  As competent of a bass player as he was, arguably more important still was his increasingly confident songwriting skills that garnished Queen with some of their most well known songs, ("Another One Bites the Dust", "You're My Best Friend", "I Want to Break Free").  By their last few records, Deacon was contributing song ideas as much as May or Mercury was, and after quietly retiring from the music industry altogether by the late 90s, he has solidified himself in some respects as the band's mysterious, unsung hero and secret weapon.

Now talking about Queen and not going into great minutia about Freddie Mercury is unthinkable.  He is easily the greatest rock vocalist that ever lived.  Literally an operatic range, his explosive, effortlessly emotive voice remained unparalleled up until the final few months in his life.  Plus his showmanship and ability to work hundreds of thousands of people in a crowd and captivate them in the palm of his hand is equally unsurpassed.  As a writer, he was not only the most prolific out of anyone else in Queen, but also scored the highest number of hit songs that have remained in the masses' consciousness ever since.

Oh how we love thee Mr. Mercury.  Here, have some flowers.

Not only then did all of the individual abilities of the band members unite to make their sound what it was, but it was also paramount how adventurous and limitless their creativity was.  Beginning as a hard rock band with an emphasis on having a densely layered sound already, (both vocally and musically), they quickly opted to utilize the recording studio to its fullest possible potential.  Taking their cue from The Beatles, the rule book was thrown out as to what styles of song a hard rock band could record.  Everything from old-timey vaudeville tin-pan alley jingles, to opera, to soul, to keyboard heavy dance music, to R&B, to bombastic and riff heavy early metal, to lush ballads, to straight-up pop music, it was all game.  Plus with the band having the sound that they did, regardless of the genre they partook of, it always sounded like Queen.

Active for a mere two decades and Freddie gone for far longer at this writing, the legacy of Queen remains set in stone.  I find that their repertoire is near-faultless.  The only Queen songs that I never listen to are the ones that I have been burnt out on due to radio saturation.  "We Will Rock You" and "We Are the Champions" certainly are not bad songs in other words.  Yet elsewhere, (from the string of heralded 70s albums, to the messy, un-Queen like Hot Space, to their soundtrack albums, to the posthumously generated Made In Heaven), regardless of the writer, regardless of the popularity, regardless of the occasionally dated 80s synth and drum machine sounds, I enjoy their body of work in its entirety.  So here are the choicest song gems amongst them all...

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

1960s Vincent Price Part Three

TWICE-TOLD TALES
(1963)
Dir - Sidney Salkow
Overall: GOOD

After a handful of Edgar Allan Poe vehicles had been collaborated upon by Roger Corman, American International Pictures, and Vincent Price, the latter jumped ship temporarily to star in and narrate the similarly designed Twice-Told Tales for United Artists.  Switching the author from Poe to Nathaniel Hawthrone and titling the film after his short story collection of the same name, (though only one of the segments here actually came from said publication), Last Man on Earth director Sidney Salkow utilized Price in an identical fashion that Corman did in the previous year's Tales of Terror.  In fact there is even more tie-ins to Price's earlier work in that the final segment to this anthology "The House of the Seven Gables" was already adapted two decades previously and likewise featured the actor.  Twice-Told Tales is a period piece of course, but is very scant on the Gothic atmosphere that Corman feverishly utilized.  This is not a handicap though as the comparably brighter colors and more streamlined cinematography differentiates it some.  The stories themselves, (particularly the aforementioned "Gables" and opening "Dr. Heidegger's Experiment"), certainly partake of some gruesome bits though and for a change, Vincent Price pretty much plays the doomed, barely if at all sympathetic bad guy in all three.

THE TOMB OF LIGEIA
(1965)
Dir - Roger Corman
Overall: MEH

The final installment in Roger Corman's Edgar Allan Poe film series for American International Pictures was The Tomb of Ligeia, though Vincent Price would continue to appear in future Poe vehicles.  A bit of a conundrum in that it looks and feels like any of the other Corman-styled vehicles of its kind, yet it seems less vibrant and inventive that the others in the series.  Tales of dead wives haunting their still living, now eccentric husbands are a common staple, as are said husbands yielding to mania, cobwebs being everywhere, disturbing dream sequences, and setting the castle on fire for the finale.  There are also some remarkable props and scenery on display, (including Egyptian statues and a diabolically decorated chamber room), and Vincent Price even gets to battle a tiny cat to the death.  Still, this easily stands as the weakest entry into this franchise due to a draggy pace and again, perhaps too much familiarity making it tedious.  On his personal end, Price is impervious to disappoint, but he still ends up short-changed here as his character's plight never really becomes all that engaging.  He does look rather cool in those glasses though.

THE HOUSE OF 1,000 DOLLS
(1967)
Dir - Jeremy Summers
Overall: GOOD

Far more neglected than appreciated, The House of 1,000 Dolls is a Euro-trash thriller that is very atypical of Vincent Price's usual work at this point in his career.  Supposedly, he signed on to the project without knowing what it was going to be about, (he was under contract still with American International Pictures, who distributed the film), and it is believable that he would have passed if given the opportunity.  Script wise, the film is decidedly silly with a number of on-foot chase scenes, sleazy set pieces, doofy dialog, and an on-going mystery with a twist that would impress no one.  That said, Jeremy Summers, (who is mostly known for directing a large number of episodes of The Saint), has a panache behind the lens that is auspiciously entertaining.  The film is noticeably styled as an Italian giallo, (though that is not what it is), and has an odd, amusing sound design as well as much inventive camera work.  There are also a few moments early on that are enticingly creepy, when the enigma of the plot still looms large.  The films opening scene ends on just such a "hmmm...interesting" jump.  Though it is easy to see why this is not one of the more well regarded Vincent Price movies, it may deserve a little more applause than it has gotten and can freely be relished as a hokey bit of fun at the very least.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

1960s Vincent Price Part Two

TALES OF TERROR
(1962)
Dir - Roger Corman
Overall: GREAT

Installment number four in Roger Corman's Edgar Allan Poe series of adaptations for American International Pictures, (seven of which featured Vincent Price), Tales of Terror is as very good as the best of them.  It is the only chapter in the series to be an anthology piece and the first to enter into a comedic contour with the middle "The Black Cat" segment which in turn forges the "The Cask of Amontillado" story into it as well.  Said section could very well be the highlight, with Peter Lorre stumbling around drunk and screaming profanities at felines and Price being just delightful as a pretentious sommelier ponce.  The opening "Morella" is basically a mini-version of House of Usher or Pit and the Pendulum and the final "The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar" features Price in some gruesome, squishy monster makeup.  Aside from the middle portion of Tales which clearly goes for and achieves morbid laughs, the rest of the film has the same straightforward, spooky vibe that every Corman/Price/Poe movie does and Price logically impresses in three thoroughly different roles.

DIARY OF A MADMAN
(1963)
Dir - Reginald Le Borg
Overall: GOOD

Based off the fabulously mustached Guy de Maupassant's short story Le Horla, Diary of a Madman is a prime example of the quintessential Vincent Price role; that of an upper-class nobleman who grudgingly submits to malevolent forces of the mind.  There are some ghastly turn of events here, (including one involving a clay head statue that ranks as the most memorable), that rigidly merit its inclusion in the horror genre.  As does the premise of a peculiar type of supernatural haunting that drives Price's French magistrate Simon Cordier to act as a man possessed, leaving the audience with little doubt that the strangeness is "real" and not exclusive to his subconscious.  There is plenty to make this a strange standout for its era, though to nitpick if we must, a few of the performances outside of Price's of course are a bit stiff.  There is also some forced religious subtext that is too incidental to appear plausible, but these really are petty points to even bring to light.  It is Price in very respectable form during feasibly his best decade as an actor.

THE OBLONG BOX
(1969)
Dir - Gordon Hessler
Overall: MEH

Two real life deaths unfortunately cast a shadow on the 1969 Edgar Allan Poe adaptation The Oblong Box.  The first was filmmaker Michael Reeves', who had previously worked with Vincent Price, Rupert Davies, and Hilary Dwyer and was developing the script for Box at the time of his accidental overdose.  Lawrence Huntington was then another writer who died suddenly in the pre-production phase.  The completed work does see Price and Christopher Lee together for the very first time, (though they only share a single, quite brief scene), and has a rather macabre, grisly premise, but it is a bit cluttered and periodically sluggish.  The script was heavily re-worked to the point of barely if at all resembling Poe's original story, not that that is a bad or even uncommon thing.  Its twists though come off as a little flat and Price and Lee, (both of whom had the ability to carry a film in spades), have minimal screen time.  Plot elements kind of pile up on top of each other and it is not a good thing when that makes the reasonable running time still seem like it is too long.  Though not as essential as much of Price's other work or the Roger Corman helmed Poe vehicles, its mediocrity is still somewhat enjoyable.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

1960s Vincent Price Part One

TOWER OF LONDON
(1962)
Dir - Roger Corman
Overall: MEH

Roger Corman was embittered with the Tower of London co-producer Edward Small's continuous involvement and interference, only discovering that the film was to be in black and white just before shooting began.  The end product contains a marvelous portrayal from Vincent Price who deforms his own body and shows many different facets of Richard III, from almost childlike awe, terror, and confusion from his ghostly tormentors, to ruthless, evil ambition, to genuine grief from his actions.  Aside from that, the film is somewhat blotchy.  It is basically a scrambled conglomerate of Shakespeare's Macbeth and Richard III, (obviously), as well as random moldings of the real-life historical figure and Corman's own stylistic interpretations of Edgar Alan Poe.  Being in black and white though, it ends up unintentionally cheapening the movie and removing it from the expressive, Gothic tone of Corman and Price's Poe works.  Also, the rushed plot, (due to numerous re-writes on Small's insistence again), flows distractedly, where everything seems to happen in about the span of a few days when it should have transpired over years.  Still, Price kills it and Corman's hands seemed to have been tied to a large extent, so its marginal failure is easily forgivable.

THE HAUNTED PALACE
(1963)
Dir - Roger Corman
Overall: GREAT

Out of the eight Vincent Price/Roger Corman adaptations of Edgar Allan Poe's works, The Haunted Palace is the only such one to be shoe-horned in there, primarily due to American International Picture's urging.  Corman deliberately wanted to step away from Poe for this go-around and instead do a H.P. Lovecraft story, (The Case of Charles Dexter Ward in this case).  Yet to keep the same marketing strategy as they already had in place, AIP had him change the title and add a line from a Poe poem at the very end, thus its inclusion in the series.  No matter the source material though, as this is thankfully a textbook Corman/Price vehicle with all the Gothic, fog-laden, dead trees, spooky castle, secret passages, hidden caverns, angry villagers, and setting fire to things hallmarks.  Some brief screen time from a Lovecraftian entity is also a nice touch.  Speaking of which, Lon Chaney, (in his only Corman-helmed appearance, allegedly stepping in for Boris Karloff who was suffering from an ailment at the time), is here playing one of Price's caretaker/fellow sorcerers in the two horror icon's only on-screen pairing.  Price then of course is stellar in a familiar duel role, where both madness and villainy gradually overtakes him.

WITCHFINDER GENERAL
(1968)
Dir - Michael Reeves
Overall: GOOD

One of Vincent Price's most troubled film shoots inadvertently gave him one of his best, subdued performances as the self-appointed witch executioner Mathew Hopkins in Witchfinder General.  Filmmaker Michael Reeves, (who only directed three movies in his short lifetime, dying of an accidental alcohol and drug overdose only nine months after General's release), clashed endlessly with Price throughout the entire process.  The feeling was mutual as both parties greatly detested their working relationship, (Reeves aggravated nearly all of the strife by openly disrespecting Price and proclaiming how he was being forced to work with him, having initially written the part of Hopkins for Donald Pleasence).  Yett despite Reeve's unhealthy inability to convey his instructions or appreciation to his actors, the result was a camp-less one from Price and a rather bleak, primitive look at the lawless witchcraft hunts during the English Civil War.  Historical certainties are greatly compromised to keep the film's running time moderately sufficient, but the grim tone is kept in check despite the Hopkins character ultimately being too imprecise to get a foot hold on.  As one of Price's darker and most unsympathetic roles though and as an entry into the agonized witch trial sub-genre, it is a stellar piece of work.

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

The Shining

THE SHINING
(1980)
Overall: THE BEST

Well it is October and that means two things; pumpkin spice horseshit is unfathomably everywhere and yay horror movies!  Now for me, the month that Halloween is in holds no substantially greater weight than any other month for watching horror films.  I will only bust out A Christmas Story or Die Hard during December generally, but Night of the Living Dead, Rosemary's Baby, or anything with Bela Lugosi in it pretty much hits the same spot no matter what time of year it is.  As is basically the case for any horror dork such as myself.

Now The Shining is a film which I have seen many, many times over the course of many, many years and in many, many different months.  Yet it is also the most appropriate to single out and analyze for a festive blog entry this time of year.  It is the absolute best horror movie ever made and if not for 2001: A Space Odyssey, I would go as far as to say it is the best film the best filmmaker Stanley Kubrick ever made as well.

Pretty hard to fuck with this shit right here.

Kubrick's meticulous and methodical process to making movies is well documented by film historians and experts everywhere.  Each project he took on would take longer and longer to complete, as he garnished more and more control over his work and therefor, more and more patience was at his disposal to see his vision through.  Very few filmmakers are granted such a luxury of near limitless resources, funds, and time to see their undertakings come to life and the results Kubrick routinely attained are matchless in his field.

The seeds were planted for The Shining to become a movie when after filming the brilliant yet commercially inaccessible Barry Lyndon, Stanley Kubrick decided he wanted his next project to have a wider appeal.  So he set about a journey to find a novel to adapt what would keep him as artistically fulfilled as ever at the same time.  Having never made a horror movie, Kubrick was intrigued with basically how he could achieve something in a genre often stifled with cliches, but also one that connected profoundly to a dark human element that was universal.  After getting embittered with a stack of books that were not what he was looking for, Stephen King's The Shining stood out and ultimately became the victor for adaptation.

Here he is literally bursting with joy after reading it.

Now King's condemnation with Kubrick's finished product has also long been a topic of discussion and made very public by the author.  I for one find it humorous and certainly in later years, it seems that King at the very least accepts what was cinematically done with his novel, if not necessarily agreeing with it.  Because really, they are two differing angles to tell the same story and the contrasts between them are many.  Even at its core, both the film and the book tell very different tales, simply because the focus of protagonist is not the same.

The book is about Danny Torrence.  The film is very much about Jack Torrence.  In the book, Jack is a recovering alcoholic who is genuinely struggling with his dependence in a sincere, benevolent way.  The movie Jack has an off-kilter and troubling menace to him from scene one.  Which calls to mind  King's problem with the casting of Jack Nicholson.  This is because King's Jack Torrence is not the kind of guy who is crazy to begin with, but instead is the type of guy who unwillingly succumbs to supernatural forces that feed off his own internal, conflicting struggles as a husband and a father.  Kubrick's Jack Torrence on the other hand is meant to be a little wacky all along and Nicholson embodies that unease in his physical appearance and mannerisms alone, not to mention the fact that The Shining went underway not long after the actor was hot off his success in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Next, playing an insane asylum inmate.  So going in, the audience knows that seeing Nicholson on the screen as this character plants the seeds subliminally that something is awry before it becomes blatantly so.

"Something is Awry" - The Jack Nicholson Story

To me, this is a brilliant piece of casting by Kubrick, truly showing that the director conceivably thinks of everything before shooting a single frame.  Often times it is more believable for a movie to have a cast of unknowns so we are not going "Oh look, that's Tom Cruise pretending to be somebody else up there", but Kubrick was so deliberately sure of himself that casting an A-lister like Nicholson worked entirely in favor for the response he was going for.  This brings us to Shelly Duvall who was tormented to the point of losing her hair, having full blown panic attacks, and a nervous breakdown due to the arduous shooting schedule and Kubrick's tyrannical direction approach with his actors.  Whether admitted or not though, the ends justified the means depending on how big of an art fan you are because Duvall's performance is outstanding.  It could not be more "real" than if she really was defending herself from her axe-wielding, manic husband while witnessing a bunch of ghosts perform fellatio on each other in animal costumes.

Kubrick may have been a brute that intimidated his cast and crew to the point of emotional and physical pain, but no one can deny that the effect achieved was not absolutely perfect.  I can assume that signing up to participate in a Stanley Kubrick project was to know that you were going to be played like an instrument regardless of how you felt and that an incredible amount of trust was necessary on your part to give into it.  So yes I sympathize for the amount of people Kubrick on paper tormented, (like his poor assistant who had to type out pages upon pages upon pages of Jack's wonderfully engaging novel in several different languages for real).  Yet I also very much get what Kubrick did and admit that since I was not personally thrown through the rigamarole of his sublime madness, I can simply sit back and watch his masterpiece and appreciate how magnificent of a thing he accomplished.

And you thought I was not going to post this picture after moving on from the last paragraph.  Mwa ha ha ha!

The setting for The Shining is of course the fictitious Overlook Hotel, inspired by King's actual stay at the Stanley Hotel, (which is a funny coincidence), in Estes Park, Colorado.  For the film, the Timberline Lodge in Oregon was used for some exterior shots, while nearly the bulk of the shooting was done on the then largest set ever build at EMI Elstree Studios in Britain.  Kubrick based most of the set's interiors closely off the Ahwahnee Hotel in Yosemite National Park.  The amount of detail put into these sets is on another level of dedication and excellence.  There has been anecdotes told as to how Kubrick insisted on all the canned food labels in the walk-in pantry being up to date, foreseeing an era past 1980 when nerds with way too much time on their hands, (cough, Room 237, cough), would pause his film in high definition and examine each and every frame looking for any hiccups.

The rest of the Overlook Hotel's rooms though look precise to a point of awe.  More importantly is what role all the painstaking minutia of the design plays in the experience.  Intentionally, the geography of the Overlook Hotel's authentic composition is never explicitly depicted.  We never quite know exactly where we are in the place and numerous, wide angle shots give it an eerie quality that only enhances the isolation of the characters.  This and the soundtrack, (like famously when Danny is riding around on his tricycle and the turbulent sound of the hardwood floors clashes with the feather soft sound of the carpeting), give us a mix of ordinary yet vibrantly contrasting noises that throw our brains off ever slightly.  "By five o'clock tonight, you'll never know anybody was ever here" is one of the most subtly creepy lines in any horror movie.  Many other scenes of essentially nothing sinister going on being shown in broad daylight as well all work on the viewers psyche that something otherworldly is existing in the Overlook itself.

Nothing sinister going on here folks.

This is one of the reasons that King deserves such admiration for the premise of The Shining alone.  Certainly influenced by Shirley Jackson's seminal The Haunting of Hill House, Kubrick sets up the Overlook as a physical place that is inherently evil and in that way, is also as alive as any "living" thing could be.  So the idea to trap a very small family inside of it under the pretense of voluntarily being there gives the setting the foolproof concept that malevolent forces can gradually overtake human beings who are cut off from any form of escape.  Furthermore, by our protagonists having all the logical excuses to willingly stay put, that "why don't you just leave?" annoyance with ghost stories does not apply.  Once again, the natural human element is tapped into of an unconscious fear of being alone and truly disconnected from the world AND having the very foundation of closeness with loved ones that are supposed to protect each other gradually begin to shift in the worst possible way in the opposite direction.

Jack Torrance works as a character in the Overlook Hotel, regardless of whether he has "always been the caretaker" or is simply at the wrong place at the wrong time and his intentions are pure and unwillingly corrupted.  One can examine each step to his breakdown and theorize as to what is "real" or chimerical.  In the opening job interview scene, it is disclosed to us that Dilbert Grady had two daughters "about eight and ten".  Danny is the only one who sees twins, (ergo, clearly not two years apart in age), who we presume to be the Grady girls, so these scenes could mean a number of things.  They could be physically manifesting themselves from Jack which is then lost in translation to Danny, the episode of Grady murdering his daughters could have been told to Danny from Jack off screen and this is how Danny or "Tony" is showing it to him, Stuart Ullman simply could have had his facts wrong, etc.

In any case, Danny positively needed to change his under garments after this.

Similarly, the hand-print on Danny's neck and his, (again off-screen), story that a woman choked him in room 237 is not shown to us from his perspective, but this time from Jacks.  Is Jack imagining what he thinks it to be?  Is the hotel showing him some kind of warped version of a "ghost" mixed with his own sexual frustrations and second-hand account of his son's claim as to what happened?  Danny's "shining" name-drops room 237 out of nowhere when he is talking to Dick Hallorann earlier, so is that room something random that he fabricated an entire vile presence in or is it connected to actual events from the hotel's past?  Then, is what he fabricated made "real" to Jack, just as it could have went visa versa with the twins?  These are only but two moments we can play with and debate and they work in the film because Stanley Kubrick is portraying the horror of confusion and lunacy, which is all brought to dreadful "life" by his ominous setting.

Stephen King the author though is not one for ambiguity.  That is certainly not a bad quality and in fact is one of the reasons he is so popular.  If anything, King can easily be accused of giving his readers way more information than they reasonably need.  Besides dedicating pages upon pages of exposition to nearly every speaking character or location he ever uses, he also continues on where nothing can possibly be left to anyone's imagination as to the outcome of the story.

Image unrelated.

In the book, Dick Hallorann is a far more fleshed-out character and he and Danny Torrence's initial "shining" exchange is considerably longer than what is shown in the film.  This is also true as to his eventual arrival back at the Overlook at the end, which is given an entire, suspense ridden stream of events to slam home how difficult the plight truly was.  Now this is the kind of stuff that understandably is going to get severely trimmed down when it comes time to make your movie.  Hallorann and Danny's one and only face to face encounter is wrapped up in a few brief though very important minutes.  The fat is trimmed.  Same case with his would-be rescue of the Torrances back at the Overlook.  One scene he is in Florida, the next he is on a plane, the next he is in Colorado in a gas station, the next he is in a snow cat on his commute up the mountain, and then next he is meeting Mr. Axe in the Back, (spoilers, my bad).  The full fledged and detailed account in the book was not at all necessary here though.  Hallorann really only shows up so that Danny's psychic abilities can manifest and there can be a level of tension as to whether or not he can truly remove them from harm.  Besides that, it is still the story of Jack's ambiguous place in the Overlook's malicious scheme.

So now that we are here, the ending to the two versions of The Shining in book and cinematic form could not be more unalike.  In the novel, Danny, Wendy, and an only injured Dick Hallorann escape after Danny reminds Jack to mind the boiler, which inadvertently blows the Overlook to smithereens.  There is then an epilogue that shines, (huh, huh), even more light on what really went down and has a far more pleasant air to it than a single shot does in the movie.  This wraps up the book nicely because IN the book, Jack was a tragic character and his relationship with his son is treated as such, with Hallorann comforting Danny in the following winter's aftermath.

And then comforts himself if you know what I mean.

We assume that Danny and Wendy get down the mountain to civilization after the events of the movie, but that is not shown because it is not important.  The final moments of the film are of Jack Torrence so far gone into complete and utter madness that he cannot even enunciate words.  After being physically injured and exhausted, he is a broken man in every sense and as he frays about hopelessly and wildly in the outside maze, slowing freezing to death, the severity of how inescapable his fate truly is hits us.  In a film where practically every scene is as memorable as the last, Jack's dire and disturbing dance and then the silent image of himself no longer alive and looking up in a shot that Kubrick adores using time and again is as unsettling as anything you could hope for in a horror movie.  By this point the audience is nearly on sensory overload as to how deliberately we have been lead through the goings on of the villainous forces at work in the Overlook.  Then we see just what Delbert Grady means when he says Jack has "always been the caretaker" in a moment that offers more unrest for the viewer, just as the hotel itself will remain restless still.

Mmm...trademark imagery.