Monday, June 9, 2014

100 Favorite Comic Book Characters 40 - 21

100 FAVORITE COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS

40 - 21

40.  TWO-FACE

Appearing three years after Batman himself, Two-Face was created by the exact same creative team of Bob Kane and Bill Finger and debuted in Detective Comics #66.  He was little more than a silly gimmick-driven villain at first, hatching schemes around the number "two".  Which is pretty much the exact same stuff that he would have done if he had appeared in the Batman 60s TV show, (which almost happened with Clint Eastwood in the role).  Harvey Dent only sporadically showed up as a Bats adversary for the next few decades until the massively influential Batman writer Dennis O'Neil brought him back in the early 70s, establishing him as the top-notch rogue that he has been ever since.  Dent is fascinating and complex, with a "good guy gone horribly tragic" backstory, plus mountains of personality disorders.  His duality complex plus his obsession with fate manifests itself with his compulsion to make every tiny or huge decision in his life by the flipping of a coin.  The more years go by, the more cracked Dent's psyche becomes.  Which is a "good" thing.

39.  MEPHISTO

I sure do like me some comic book demons.  Marvel's Satan...um, I mean Mephisto, is the best and evilest of them all.  Actually based on the German folklore demon Mephistopheles, hence the name, he usually poses as Satan in the Marvel Universe, at least when doing so suits his fiendish needs.  This includes striking a deal with Johnny Blaze to become Ghost Rider, (though this was eventually retconned because comic book writers usually can never make up their minds).  The Satan-esque angle continues in the pact-forming schemes and soul collecting that Mephisto usually partakes in, not to mention the righteously bad-ass character design.  Originally introduced as an adversary to Norrin Radd, Mephisto debuted in Silver Surfer #3 and has continued to bump heads with a number of the more powerful forces in the MU, including Thanos, Stephen Strange, Thor, and the Fantastic Four.  Similarly to Dormammu and other dimensional Marvel beings, Mephisto is considerably more formidable within his own domain and utterly immortal.  If his physical body is ever "killed", he simply reappears in his own realm, evil as new.

38.  CAPTAIN MARVEL

Marvel's Captain Marvel, (or Mar-Vell), is the only major superhero I believe to have died from cancer, in the appropriately titled The Death of Captain Marvel graphic novel back in 1982.  More surprisingly is that he has pretty much stayed dead ever since.  After being chosen as Protector of the Universe and granted "cosmic awareness" by the living planet Eon, Kree-born warrior Mar-Vell became one of the cosmos' most all powerful warriors.  Captain M's Nega-Bands bump-up his psionic powers tenfold, increasing the usual things like strength, speed, and invulnerability.  Plus, he is also able to absorb solar energy to increase said abilities even further.  I have been bias here a bit since my childhood due to my 70s Marvel collecting cousin whose favorite superhero ever is Captain Marvel.  So the admiration rubbed off on me from early on.  As you can clearly see though, this guy's costume is fucking awesome.  That may seem like a mute point to some, but we are dealing with a visual medium here as well as a literal one and well, the glorious duds do contribute to the greatness.

37.  CASSIDY

Irish vampire with a heart of gold Proinsias Cassidy is the most hilarious character in Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon's phenomenally awesome Preacher title, and there are many a laugh-out-loud moment in said series.  My personal favorite is when Cass meets the cliche-eccentric vampire Eccarius and continues to ruthlessly rip on him for being a "ponce".  Though there is far more to good ole Cass then that.  He is probably the most complex and well written character in the entire book.  Turned undead in the early twentieth century, Cass is doomed as immortals often are to witness everyone he ever gets close to die.  More than that though, he himself seems perpetually inclined to bring about such destruction to most of his acquaintances as a reckless fuck up with a drinking problem that means all of the right things while doing all of the wrong ones.  When he wants to go full on bloodsucker maniac though, he can rip an entire entourage of people apart and even get himself blown/burnt up and essentially just walk it off.

36.  DOCTOR MANHATTAN

The Watchmen's only actual superpowered superhero, Doctor Manhattan at once makes the rest of humanity look like insignificant insets while also helping usher in a huge leap forward in quantum level technology and science.  He still finds time to single-handedly win the Vietnam war for us as well, so go team.  Dr. Jon Osterman was originally a physicist who got trapped in a presumably fatal experiment but, because comics, he instead became a virtually all-knowing, all powerful quantum super being instead.  Forming a blue-skinned physical human form from his own shattered consciousness, the American Government-dubbed Doctor Manhattan gains subatomic control over all matter,as well as clairvoyance to the point where he experiences everything that has, is, and will ever happen simultaneously.  He also gets superhuman everything else, (strength, telekinesis, teleportation, etc).  Having a character like Manhattan play such a huge role in essentially the most "grounded in reality" superhero saga ever told was a bold move, but proving Alan Moore's mastery of the medium, it was 100% successful.  It also answering the question of just how the world would react to such a being truly existing.

35.  DRACULA

Pretty much all of the super powers that you can give a vampire were given to Marvel's version of the undead Count Dracula.  Ubber strength, flight, speed, stamina, shape-shifting, hypnosis, healing, fighting skills, intelligence, and weather control are all within his mastery.  Of course being a vampire, he also has a boatload of weaknesses; sunlight, the need for blood and sleeping in his native soil, garlic and silver, etc.  A main comic book whose titular character is a villain is interesting right off the bat and the Tomb of Dracula title which ran for seven years in the 70s may very well be my favorite book that Marvel has ever put out.  I am a horror and Dracula buff besides so yes I am a bit bias.  Yet Gene Colan, Gerry Conway and co easily produced a Dracula saga to virtually trump all others.  Resurrected yet again in the then current time, Drac faces off against the decedents of his previous pursuers in the Bram Stoker novel as well as one of his own flesh and blood, (and Blade of course).  He basically remains undefeated even when coming into contact with other of Marvel's premier heroes such as Doctor Strange and the X-Men.  As he should.

34.  DOCTOR STRANGE

You know what is bullshit?  That I do not own any Doctor Strange comics yet.  Yet as anyone who is familiar with Marvel's Sorcerer Supreme can tell you is that he is a total badass.  The first real surrealistic comic book that Marvel produced, creators Stan Lee and especially Steve Ditko originally offered up a world full of dimensional beings, cosmic entities, and psychedelic-infused realms for neurosurgeon-turned-Sorcerer Stephen Strange to operate in.  Strange has continued to wield near supreme mastery of the mystical arts and has protected the Earth from astronomically powerful and deadly foes for just about half a century now.  Most of his power stems from various entities and amulets, artifacts, and enhanced objects, plus Strange's Sanctum Sanctorum is kind of like a mystical Batcave.  Strange's villains are almost always gods, demi-gods, or cosmic entities and probably no more all-powerful of a rogue's gallery exists in all of comicdom.  So naturally, the Doc has to have a pretty goddamn stepped-up game to be able to fend off such formidable foes.  Which he does in spades.

33.  NIGHTCRAWLER

A German Catholic teleporter with two mutant parents and a demonic appearance, Nightcrawler's mini-character description already gives you more than enough to work with.  The offspring of Mystique and Azazel, the baby that would become known as Kurt Wagner and eventually Nightcrawler was abandoned in a well after his mother was chased by an angry mob.  He was hitherto found and raised by a gypsy woman Margali Szardos.  Brought up in a traveling circus, Wagner's horrific features and super agility were all that was present until early adulthood hit and his teleportation abilities manifested.  Eventually rescued from yet another angry mob by Professor X and brought into the "new" X-Men in Giant-Size-X-Men #1, Nightcrawler has been a major Marvel mutant ever since.  Wagner's faith eventually became a more prominent character ark in later years, culminating in his attempt to enter the clergy.  Crawler's mutant shtick has always been awesome and his deep and conflicting aspects make him another in a very long line of outstanding X-Men characters.

32.  RORSCHACH

As Alan Moore himself quoted Steve Ditko himself as saying "Ah Rorschach, he's like Mr. A except he's insane".  Of course you would have to know who Mr. A is to get the reference, (hint, he was a post Marvel creation of Ditko's that very much reflected the author's own belief that good and evil exist with little or no shades of grey in between).  Alan Moore took his own Watchmen protagonist's identical worldview to an extreme to be sure.  Rorschach, (real name Walter Kovacs), was a member of the Watchmen yet refused to remain on board as a government agent just as the government refused to take him in the first place.  Therefore, he continued to seek out his own black and white form of vigilante justice by his lonesome.  He is probably the book's most famous character, and Dave Gibbon's simple design rocking the trench coat and a Rorschach ink blot test mask looks badass.  There is a great and no doubt deliberate irony in the fact that Kovas's Mr. A-esque clear cut view of good and evil is questioned within the character himself, since Rorschach's method of brutally murdering any criminal he comes in contact with is certainly in the "grey" area of an anti-hero.

31.  JOHN CONSTANTINE

One does not come across a whole lot of comic book characters that are as un-apologetically cool as John Constantine, (Wolverine notwithstanding).  One of the only such comic book characters that ages in real time, (at least before the New 52 kicked in), Constantine's personality is rough, brash, and obnoxious, yet his acts are inspired by a sincere need to rid the world of some evil and get some downright good shit done.  He also has an "ah fuck it" desire to simply live life on the most dangerous of edges, the mystical and evil underworld of DC.  A manipulative and charismatic con-man/sorcerer/detective who is quick on his feet and seemingly completely versed in the goings on of the occult, JC first showed up in Swamp Thing (Vol. 2) #37 and is another creation of Alan Moore.  Constantine's origins could not have been more simple, when artists Stephen R. Bissette and John Totleben "wanted to draw someone who looked like Sting".  Moore took that "go anywhere with it" template and ran, ultimately giving us one of the best and brightest of comic book's anti-heroes.

30.  BANE

Few Batman rogues demand the kind of respect that Bane does.  He is one of the only few to have actually "won" when battling the Dark Knight, famously "breaking the Bat" in the legendary Knightfall arc.  In fact, Bane's epic master plan in said story line, (discovering Batman's identity, letting loose the inmates of Arkham, exhausting Batman physically and mentally in re-capturing them, and then waltzing right into the Batcave and kicking his ass), is arguably the greatest ever executed by any villain in the Batman methos.  The conflicting image of Bane looking like a mindless brute, (which was apparently where the Batman & Robin "creative" team began and ended in adapting him), yet actuality being a brilliant criminal mastermind and strategist further enhance the character's excellent dynamics.  Bane's origin story is also solid, born in a Santa Priscan prison called Peña Dura and forced to serve his Revolutionist father's life sentence from the go ahead.  Bane then reads a whole lot, builds up a impressive physique, gets experimented on with the super steroid Venom, becomes obsessed with Batman, and then escapes to spring forth his epic plan.

29.  SILVER SURFER

Good ole Jack Kirby to the rescue again.  One of the rare Marvel characters that Kirby is credited with spawning without the dynamic world bubbles of Stan Lee taking second credit, the Silver Surfer Norrin Radd was one of the first cosmic beings introduced into the Marvel Universe.  Granted some of the Power Cosmic by volunteering to become Galactus' latest-at-the-time-herald, Zenn-La astronomer Norrid Radd spared his home planet and left the love of his life to help his mighty new boss find worlds across the galaxies to devour.  Then he got to earth, was won over by the Fantastic Four, and rebelled, thus "returning" to the side of good and keeping a watchful eye over us earthlings ever since.  The Surfer is just as powerful as most cosmic entities in the MU, if not more so.  Besides being invulnerable, invincibly strong, and rather fast, he is also equipped with one of the most bitching accessories in comics, that ever-present and steadfast surf board.  A silly name maybe and a perhaps silly gimmick, but due to the Surfer's nobility, awesome powers, and awesome backstory, he has never been one to laugh at.

28.  GAMBIT

It took until 1990 before comic books got a roaring Cajun superhero of note, but Chris Claremont and Jim Lee's Remy Gambit LeBeau has understandably stayed around ever since.  A womanizing ruff and rugged New Orleans native, (who talks like Dave Mathews, wears a bitchin trench coat, rocks a bō, and controls kinetic energy usually by throwing playing cards), are all some mighty fine ingredients for some tasty superhero gumbo.  Gambit was brought into the X-Men universe as a mutant right around when Jim Lee, amongst others, helped usher in the early 90s record breaking era of comic book sales and popularity.  A former thief, LeBeau had some redemption issues ala Hawkeye and Black Widow a few decades prior.  That and his rocky romance with Rogue served as much of his dramatic backdrop over the years.  Many an X-Man or X-Woman have remained very well written characters and Gambits backstory set a very solid foundation to go on.  Cool mutant power, cool looking pimp, cool accent, etc.  What more do you want?

27.  DEATH

Morpheus' older sister Death is the most powerful of the Endless, everyone's favorite dysfunctional family of omnipotent embodiments of the known forces in the universe.  Death had been personified in the DCU before Neil Gaiman's Sandman book came around, but Gaiman and artist Mike Dringenberg's robo-goth-babe interpretation is by far the most enduring.  She remains the most popular character the legendary title has featured, second only to Lord Dream Morpheus "the Sandman" himself.  As you would guess, Death's role in the Sandman-verse is to escort the recently deceased to the afterlife, though she also witnesses everyone's birth as well.  In the higher goings on of things, Death seems like the only of the Endless whose power is limitless and who also bows to virtually no rules.  The few beings who challenge or anger any of the Endless are ultimately only truly afraid of igniting Death's wrath.  She can pretty much make any force in all of creation "back off", even immortals.  So I guess the saying that "my big sister can beat up your big sister" rings truest of all where this lady is concerned.

26.  JESSE CUSTER

Plainly speaking, Jesse Custer has the most awesome fucking superpower of all time, the "Word of God".  When used, his eyes go all red, (as does his text), and whomever he is speaking to is forced to do exactly what he says.  Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon's Preacher title could have therefor essentially lasted a single issue if Custer, (the book's main protagonist and title character), just went "fuck yeah!" and utilized such a gift to became the sole ruler and commander of the free world for the rest of his days.  Thankfully and instead, Ennis and Dillon came up with a ten volume spanning arc that is easily near the peak of excellence in the comic book medium.  Which is Custer and his small yet loyal crew setting out to find God and tear him a new asshole.  As "the Preacher", Jesse Custer actually uses the Word sparingly and as a character he is undeniably a badass, yet prone to uphold a code of honor that often backfires on him.  Anyone who decides to take on God himself certainly has to have balls of holy steel as well as a stubborn willpower to see such an all-encompassingly momentous task through.  Case in point here.

25.  KINGPIN

Frank Miller said that before he took an ultimately successful gamble at re-introducing Wilson Fisk as Daredevil's arch badie, that the character may as well just have been called "Fat Man".  There is truth to this in the fact that before Miller, no one at Marvel had fully realized what they had with the Kingpin.  Fisk's body mass, though deceptively rotund looking, is made up of sumo-wrestler worthy muscle, proven by the fact that he once almost made Captain America pass out with a bear hug.  I used to actually hate Kingpin when I was younger, mostly because I thought he was a lame, generic, and hefty crime boss, (and he beat up Red Skull in a hand to hand match once, the nerve of some people).  It was not until I read Frank Miller's DD run that Kingpin's awesomeness really smacked me upside the cranium.  A vastly resourceful and feared mobster at the very top of the organized crime food chain, Fisk's complex and delicately planned scheming and manipulating of events to suit his needs and increase his vice-like stronghold over New York City makes him as formidable of a foe as Earth-bound heroes can possibly have.

24.  DOCTOR DOOM

What is it with super villains all being super geniuses?  It has been a given in virtually every single scenario that the smarter the bad guy, the more dangerous he or she is.  In that regard, Victor Von Doom is as dangerous as they come. The real name may be one of Stan Lee's goofier moments of creativity, but the character has endured for five decades and counting.  Debuting in Fantastic Four #5, Lee and Jack Kirby struck gold yet again with Doom, an iron-clad, super brilliant monarch, inventor, scientist, and sorcerer.  The combination of being a scientific mastermind with hardly a human peer to match his intellect coupled with his mastery of dark and evil magic is what I love most about him.  It is a wonderful pairing of old and new school type methods of evil.  Doctor Doom's accomplishments have been many over the decades, (stealing the Silver Surfer's powers and resorting Ben Grimm back to his human appearance to name but two), and he has remained the Fantastic Four as well as possibly the entire Marvel Universe's most resourceful and menacing villain.  Not to mention the most iconic.  All hail Doom!

23.  HULK

Gotta love the Hulk, simple as that really.  As Marvel's undisputed, ultimate smash-em-up character, the angry green giant is the strongest anything in the entire universe.  So long as he stays and continues to get angry, the Hulk will relentlessly break and smash the ever-loving shit out of any and everything until there is nothing more to break and smash.  No one and nothing can kick his ass and that kind of raw, uncompromising power is wholly admirable.  Stan Lee and Jack Kirby unveiled what would become possibly their very most enduring creation ever in The Incredible Hulk #1 in 1962.  Inspired by both Frankenstein and Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, (as well as the Cold War, nuclear bomb fears of the times), Lee and Kirby threw it all together in the origin of mild-mannered physicist turned, (originally), grey super brute.  Banner has continued to be chased by the United States armed forces for his rampaging ways, has suffered numerous psychological trauma, has an understandably turbulent relationship with Betty Banner, joined forces with a number of super hero teams such as the Defenders and the Avengers, and even manages on occasion and for extended periods of time to merge his non-Hulk intellect with his non-non-Hulk massive form.

22.  SCARECROW

Batman has many excellent rogues and I have several more on the way.  With a name like Scarecrow, Dr. Johnathan Crane is naturally one of the more terrifying and definitely one of the best.  Going way back to 1941 for his first appearance in World's Finest Comics #3 and similarly to Two-Face, Crane only made a very small amount of appearances for his first few decades.  He eventually came back and got a permanent spot on the Batman baddie list during the Silver Age in 1967.  Scarecrow has always been a gimmicky villain, as so many spawned from that era were.  Yet it just so happens the gimmick here is awesome.  A lanky, brilliant of course, former teacher and, (of course again), scientist, Crane uses toxins and drugs to essentially scare the fuck out of his victims, making them trip balls in the process.  The look has changed gradually over the years too by growing more grotesque and creepy.  Crane's psyche as well has become more problematic due to his long term exposure to his own fear toxins.  He is a villain not so much hellbent on robbing banks or dominating the world, but one who simply and sinisterly lives for terrorizing people.  Good evil stuff.

21.  DAREDEVIL

As far as I know, I am not alone in being one of a few of us out there who used to not give a fuck about Daredevil.  That was until I read the Frank Miller run.  Miller took over the book as writer after having already been assigned to drawing it in the early 80s.  Straight away, he began to ditch most of what was already canon about the blind Hell's Kitchen lawyer turned crime-fighter Matt Murdock.  One of, if not thee, grittiest reworkings in Marvel's history for a somewhat major player, Miller turned DD into a tough crime drama rooted more in realism.  He brought in the Kingpin as arch-villain and similarly reinstated Bullseye.  But his greatest input of all was essentially making Daredevil a major and completely compelling character.  The premise of Murdock being a lawyer did not fully work, so Miller broke it down.  He also brought complexity to a previous "straight good guy", with such acts as dropping Bullseye from a roof and toying with him in a game of Russian Roulette, to give some examples.  Then there is all of the tragic love interests, tragic daddy issues, and the traumatic childhood event that took his site in the first place.  All of those ingredients and you have a tortured, noble hero with few peers.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

100 Favorite Comic Book Characters 60 - 41

100 FAVORITE COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS

60 - 41

60.  SCARLET WITCH

Need a superhero in your corner to make your enemies slip on banana peels while making their pants fall down in mid punch?  Then the Scarlet Witch Wanda Maximoff is your ace in the hole.  Thankfully or unfortunately maybe, writers have tended not to utilize Wanda's powers to such silly effects, instead having her develop into a ridiculously powerful being.  Her "hex bolt" mutant ability which manipulates probability essentially means that she can make shit happen to people or things.  So in other words, a wiiiiitch!  Technically a mutant, (along with her brother Pedro "Quicksilver" Maximoff and father Magneto), Wanda took awhile to control her spell casting yet through time and training, she  eventually managed to fully concentrate her hexes to awesome levels.  She was able to one-up Dormamu, short circuit Ultron, and bring Wonder Man back from the dead, all with some will power and hand gestures.  So yeah, good thing she has been one of the good guys for the bulk of her existence.

59.  BULLSEYE

Bullseye is basically Dardevil's Joker.  Kingpin may pull most of the cards and seemingly wield more control over the dangers in Matt Murdock's life, but Bullseye is the psychopathic loose cannon that is as deranged as he is extraordinarily skilled in the art of killing.  Also like the Joker, he has no official backstory or known name, with most of his previous history and whereabouts seemingly fabricated by the man himself.  He first appeared in Daredevil #131 and has continued to show up as a hired assassin and though his murderous schemes against DD are always personal, they are also surprisingly successful at times.  He has killed not one but two serious love interests of Matt Murdock's, per example.  Bullseye's "superpower" is pretty much non-existent; he is just an evil guy that can turn any object, even loose change or a paperclip, into a deadly weapon.  His aim is also dangerously impeccable, which is nothing to sneeze at.

58.  ELECTRO

Spider-Man arch-villain Max Dillon/Electro has at once one of the most ridiculous and most utterly awesome costumes ever designed for a comic book character.  Also for the same reason that I used to be a San Diego Chargers fan when I gave a shit about football, lightning bolts just look fucking cool.  As far as an actual character goes, Dillon originally followed the usual tradition of Stan Lee penned villains in that he was an asshole who got superpowers/a gimmick and decided to rob banks.  The powers that he did get though are fiendishly deadly.  Utilizing electricity after simultaneously being struck by lightning whilst working on a power line = he can cause a lot of damage.  Because as comic book logic clearly dictates, something that can clearly kill you in real life will in fact only make you stronger.

57.  NORMAN OSBORN

The original and most iconic Green Goblin Norman Osborn has remained Spider-Man's ultimate arch nemesis for very obvious reasons.  As the father of Harry Osborn, (Peter Parker's college pal/one-time roommate who would eventually be one of the several and second most prominent to likewise done the Green Goblin guise), Norman set many nasty things into motion.  A doucehebag industrialist and a genius, (both a common and dangerous combo in the world of superhero comics), Osborn experimented on himself with a serum that enhanced him with superhuman strength and even more intellect.  It also cracked his mental psyche, pushing him into insane and ultimately super villain territory.  A host of other Goblins followed, (Hob Goblin among them), but not until after Osborn pulled off what would be the greatest tragedy in Peter Parker's life, the death of Gwen Stacy.  Osborn died in battle with Spidey right after that, yet he came back later on because no one in comics stays dead, as we all know.

56.  DARKSEID

Any great character that served as a direct inspiration for an even greater one, (Thanos in this here case), deserves some props.  Jack Kirby's Darkseid was the main instigator and villain in the hugely important New God's saga and he has remained one of the very most prominent DC bad guys ever since.  As a New God, Darksied is ludicrously powerful.  Utilizing the Omega Effect, Darkseid has harnessed his Omega Beam to pretty much do anything, almost all of which results in instantaneous death and destruction.  Then there is the immortality, telepathy, teleportation powers, and unmatched speed and strength.  Not taking into account that he is a warlord who controls and rules all of the fire pit-covered death planet Apokolips.  DC's cosmic characters generally cannot hold a candle to Marvels, at least in my humble opinion, but Darkseid is an exception that is far too almighty to be ignored.

55.  HAWKEYE

Similar to the the Black Widow, Clint Barton began his Marvel career as a villain first before becoming a good guy and eventual Avenger.  Also similar, he possesses no superpowers, (unless Hank Pym's "Pym particles" are borrowed), but instead has a knack for a certain old school weapon.  Hawkeye's an archer with zero equals in ability and has proven himself over the decades to stand his own alongside Thor and Iron Man when whooping some super villain ass.  Besides his near permanent alliance with the Avengers, I have always enjoyed Hawkeye because he is an asshole.  Coming from a carny lifestyle and then dabbling ever briefly in a crime career before going noble and joining Earth's Mightiest Heroes, there are some rough edges that have stuck with Barton through the years.  They have also produced some intense and hilarious bickerings along the way.  His ripping on and jealousy over Captain America in the beginning always gave me a chuckle, for instance.

54.  ULTRON

As an adamantium-encased rogue robot created by Henry Pym, Ultron has been a ultra pain in the rump for the Avengers and the Marvel universe in general for decades now.  Roy Thomas and John Buscema, (one of comic books all time best creative teams), debuted Ultron in a cameo in Avengers #54 back in 1968.  He has since upgraded himself numerous times from just a Terminator that shoots energy bolts from his hands.  Ultron can pretty much do everything better than humans and it almost always takes a whole slew of super-powered ones to bring him down.  He then of course rebuilds himself far more effectively for the next time.  As is obvious, Ultron looks awesome as evil robots can often do, but his numerous nearly unstoppable powers are what have always impressed me.  I also still need to read the recent Age of Ultron storyline which I can all but assume will further intensify my likeness for this evil tin can.

53.  THE COMEDIAN

Apparently I dig Alan Moore penned characters that are tremendous assholes.  Besides the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen's Invisible Man Griffin, The Watchmen's Comedian is the biggest asshole Moore ever created.  Edward Blake certainly stretches the term "anti-hero" to about as far as it can be stretched, technically a one-time Watchman and technically a "hero", the Comedian is a nihilistic and brutal murderer, justifying his killings because humanity sucks and to hell with society.  Then there is that whole rape and murdering a woman he got pregnant thing.  So yeah, a standup guy to be sure, (sorry, I could not resist the pun).  For anyone who has read the single greatest graphic novel of all time The Watchmen, then you all know that the Comedian inadvertently jump starts the entire narrative and plays a major factor in events as the book unfolds.  He is so fascinatingly flawed that he is impossible not to hate/love.

52.  STORM

Giving someone the superpower to control the weather is cool enough on its own, but all of the other trappings that go along with Ororo "Storm" Monroe's back-story and continuing saga really make her top-notch.  She was orphaned as a child, a lifelong sufferer of claustrophobia, (from being buried under a mountain of rubble after her parent's were offed in the Suez Crisis in Egypt), trained as a expert thief into her teenage years, then worshiped as a God back in Africa before Professor X stepped into her life.  So yeah, all of that before she had even heard of the X-Men.  Once a part of everyone's favorite uncanny mutant team, she kicked so much ass that she became the third in command after Prof X and Cyclops, stepping in to lead them in either of those two's absences.  Then she eventually hooked up with the Black Panther T'Challa and became the Queen Consort of Wakanda back in Africa.  Definitely one of the most well-rounded and fully fleshed-out characters in the whole Marvel verse right here.

51.  VISION

The Ultron-created android Vision first debuted in Avengers # 57 back in 1968, (easily one of the greatest comic book covers of all time, thank you the mighty John Buscema).  He has been around for decades and has had a few different incarnations, but the one birthed by Ultron is not only the one that stuck around the longest, but also the one that most everyone knows and digs.  Even though technically of artificial intelligence, he fell for and married Scarlet Witch and stayed married to her for many a long years.  Which is both awkward and respect demanding, (Wanda Maximoff is a babe after all).  Yet the real awesome has to do with the Vision's powers, namely the ability to manipulate his mass, which is profoundly useful.  At his lightest, he can soar through the sky and at his heaviest he can invincibly stand his ground and slug it out with the Hulk if he has to.  He can also pull off a nifty trick of punching through someone's body and then re-materializing partly to cause some serious discomfort as you could imagine.  Oh, and he shoots energy bolts.  Beause those are fun to draw.

50.  JEAN GREY

Few comic book characters have presumably died and come back to life quite as many times as Marvel Girl/Phoenix/Dark Phoenix Jean Grey has.  Fewer still are more powerful.  A telepath on par if not superior to Professor X, Jean Grey is capable of utilizing her brain to pretty much do anything.  Her telepathy is so mighty that she can intensify other mutant's own abilities.  Plus, her telekinesis is on an unmatched level, where she can fly, make others fly, move things in outer space, and control a limitless amount of objects in mid-air at one time.  There are also psychic blasts and shields that she can spring up on a whim that can both kill and protect whomever she wants from being killed.  All this and none of it even tapping the surface of what she can do when the alien Phoenix Force is making her its bitch, (or the other way around).  When that comes into play and the Force goes Dark, you are pretty much doomed if you live on any planet anywhere.  Basically few mutants if any can lay a finger on Jean Grey if she does not wish it.

49.  SAINT OF KILLERS

At this writing I am still eight tenths of the way through Preacher, one of the best comic book titles ever produced.  Three such characters from said saga appear here.  One of the Preacher's villains turned hero (kind of not really) is the Saint of Killers and he is fucking awesome.  A pants-shittingly ruthless Confederate soldier/bounty hunter back in the 19th century, the eventual Saint had a brief moment of peace with a woman and daughter before having it all horribly taken away from him, which set him back on a cold-hearted revenge spree.  This eventually dammed him and granted him the title of the new Angel of Death.  Oh yeah, his first act as the Saint was to shoot and presumably kill the Devil because the Devil insulted him.  Besides the fact that he is an immortal being that cannot be destroyed, his power is that his two Walker Colt revolvers, (forged by the original Angel of Deaths' swords), will never go out of bullets, leave his person, or miss their aim.  Basically if this guy wants you dead, you are dead son.

48.  BARON ZEMO

When it comes to the most excellent of all purple superhero/villain costumes that would actually look silly if worn by a real human being, none can hold a candle to Baron Zemo's.  So I have to admit right out of the gate here that his appearance is the reason I initially dug him.  Of course being a Captain America arch-villain and Cap being about my favorite Marvel hero since childhood, that also carries some considerable weight.  Like the Green Goblin, Baron Zemo is a father and son team.  The original Baron Heinrich Zemo was the evil Nazi scientist who ran into conflict with Cap back in the WWII days and subsequently was responsible for Bucky Barnes death, (decades before the Winter Soldier arc retconned it that is).  Zemo then got killed and stayed dead longer than most comic book characters and in the early 70s, his son Baron Helmut Zemo took over.  Ignore the rather silly "real" name there, but the second Zemo has ended up even more prolific in the Marvel Universe than his father, proving to be a huge player in the massive Civil War arc amongst others.

47.  APOCALYPSE

It is bullshit indeed that I have read a very small amount of actual comic book material featuring Marvel's most ancient mutant Apocalypse.  This I shall fix, my words be marked.  What I do know about Apocalypse undoubtedly puts him at a deserving position on this list.  In a number of ways, he is essentially the most invincible mutant of all time.  Born in ancient Akkaba, (Aqaba), and abandoned as a grey-skinned freak, he was raised by raiders in ancient Egypt and dubbed En Sabah Nur.  He was an ubber mutant basically by not being limited to just one mutant ability, further pimping-out his powers with Celestial technology.  This ltimately led to him becoming immortal in the process through various means.  He can change any and all the molecules in his body to do whatever he wishes, including turning himself into a living weapon.  The three T's of telepathy, telekinesis, and technopathy have all been mastered by him as well.  He is of course also a genius.  A super-mutant who is fused with machinery, is centuries old, and can single-handedly kick all of the X-Men's ass at once so ergo, he is quite goddamn awesome.

46.  SUPERMAN

I shall not spend the entirety of this entry simply bitching about how overrated the world's most very popular and iconic superhero of all time is.  Because there are perfectly sound reason for the praise.  Superman kickstarted the whole superhero comics shebang.  Inspiration came before obviously and there had been comic strips and whatnot featuring costumed characters who could or would eventually make their way into full fledged comic books.  Yet the debut of Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster's Man of Steel character in Action Comics #1 simply set the template that has continued ever since for the medium.  Compared to a whole lot of DC's other tired and out-dated heroes that they have been holding onto for decades, Kal-El still works far better.  Though I cannot stand Clark Kent's "glasses as secret identity disguise" for the mountains of illogical reasons therein, there is still plenty to work with in the Superman origin and mythos to make some excellent stories out of.  At least when handled by the right author.  For a nearly 180 approach to the character, I would highly recommend Mark Millar's Superman: Red Son, far and away the best Superman story yet told says me.

45.  ETRIGAN THE DEMON

Jack Kirby's reluctant horror creation for DC in the early 70s has gone on to become a mainstay anti-hero in comic history.  Kirby was asked to do a horror comic by DC even though he had zero interest in such a thing, whipping up The Demon rather effortlessly.  At that point, DC cancelled his epic and awesome Forth World title, essentially forcing him stick with The Demon instead.  Jason Blood, (sort of a DC version of Doctor Strange), is forever linked to the Belial-fathered demon Etrigan since the days of Camelot and by reciting of a certain poem, he instantaneously transforms back and forth.  You would be right to assume that Etrigan once fully emerged is an asswhooping fiend.  Super strength, speed, agility, telepathy, and the ability to shoot hellfire from his mouth are quite effective.  Best of all though, by technically being a sadistic demon that can laugh at/greatly enjoy pain, such a thing comes quite in handy when people are trying in vain to kick your ass.
 
44.  GALACTUS

There are a small handful of beings in all of comicdom that pretty much cannot be destroyed.  Planet-feasting Galactus is near chief among them.  Roughly the way that the Marvel cosmic universe works is that there are "abstract beings" like Living Tribunal, Death, and Eternity who do not possess physical bodies yet exist everywhere at once, only really manifesting when an artist needs to draw them.  Then there are beings like Galactus, who himself is even older and equally as omnipotent.  His own physical body is still different to all who perceive him.  Us humans get the nifty blue and purple armor-clad version.  Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in Fantastic Four # 48 back in 1966, Galactus was legendary right out of the gate.  Both Lee and Kirby had the sense to establish him not as a purely evil entity but instead a god-like presence whose devouring of worlds is done out of necessity and survival as opposed to some meglomaniacal destruction fetish.

43.  V

Rocking a Guy Fawkes mask, V from V for Vendetta not only has one of the most iconic comic book looks ever, but also one of the easiest Halloween costumes to pull-off as well.  Alan Moore has a number of masterpieces under his belt, and the first truly great one that helped put him on every comic book reader and publisher's radar was Vendetta.  The books titular character's only given name in the entire story is V, the vigilante who sends the fascist regime of the British Parliament into anarchy with a fiendishly clever year long plot, all taking place in a fictitious 1997.  Moore's stellar knack for re-creating history, (or the future in this case), was perfected with The Watchmen, but Vendetta is a landmark graphic novel almost on par.  V's equally rebellious and insane masterminding makes him one of the most morally grey and fascinating characters the medium has ever had.

42.  CATWOMAN

Batman's greatest love interest and greatest female villain?  Few would argue that Miss Selina Kyle deserves both prizes.  Catwoman has been around just about as long as Batman has, debuting in Batman #1 in 1940.  Similar to most of those original interpretations, she was a pretty straight-forward, gimmicky super villain who liked to steal/do woman things like purr and crack a whip.  See the 60s Batman TV show.  Though for many a long year now, Selina has had an incredibly complex personal and romantic relationship with the Caped Crusader, probably comic's most definitive love/hate dynamic ever.  Catwoman is naturally self-serving and untrustworthy, but never a deplorable or evil person in any capacity.  She has in fact been increasingly on the side of Bats more often than not over the years.  It is a nice approach to a character that could have perpetually stayed as dumb as the Penguin, but has instead become one of the very best anti-heroes in superhero comics.

41.  DORMAMMU

Another all-powerful ancient deity, demon-realm lord Dormammu is on a whole other level of omnipresent.  No true age has ever been given to him, but it has been estimated that he is possibly billions of years old.  He first clashed with Doctor Strange in Strange Tales #126 and hitherto became the Doc's primary arch-villain.  His abilities are virtually limitless, with his only "weakness" being that he is too boastful and arrogant by essentially talking up too much time while his intended victims find a way to foil one of his schemes.  After all, the writers had to come up with some reason to not have him control all of the universe as he is seemingly able.  Also, Dormammu's power is further enhanced within his own Dark Dimension.  So once out of it, he is only slightly-kind-of-not-really likely to be un-victorious.  He has been said to be the only non-cosmic being able to single-handedly defeat any cosmic entity, plus no extra-dimensional beings are near as malevolent as he.  So yeah, how can you not love this guy?

Saturday, June 7, 2014

100 Favorite Comic Book Characters 80 - 61

100 FAVORITE COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS

80 - 61


80.  MARV

I have yet to read all of Sin City yet at this writing, but I would be dammed if the series' most rightfully well-received character was not going to make an appearance here.  Of course I mean Marv.  Like a number of you out there, my introduction to this lovable lug as well as Sin City in general was through the most faithful comic book movie adaptation in history, being Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller's collaboration.  In that respect, Mickey Rourke's Marv is the same Marv from the books.  Far as the City of Sin goes, I rather like the villains the best over all, Kevin and Yellow Bastard specifically.  Still, Marv is an exception and probably the funniest character in it.  Mr. Frank Miller himself said that his inspiration for him was to be "Conan in a trench coat";  just a massive beast who could be swinging axes and pillaging the loins of women if living in the barbarian age.  Nothing not to love about that.

79.  HUNTRESS (HELENA BERTINELLI)

The Helena Bertinelli Huntress is sort of a more badass version of Batgirl or even Batman himself.  The similarities are quite noticeable.  Both Bertinelli and Bruce Wayne witnessed their parents, (or in her case, her entire family), get murdered in front of them, plus both vowed to whoop a whole lot of bad guy ass when they reached adulthood.  Bertinelli's vendetta was even more personal than Wayne's and she originally complied not at all to Bats "no kill policy".  Eventually, Huntress settled down into a role with the Birds of Prey along with Barbara Gordon (Oracle) as well as Black Canary.  She has pretty much always been on the side of good, be it the more troubled and traumatic side.  Her various costumes have run the gamut of sexy to ridiculous, but they hardly ever venture into practical.  Then again, whose costume really does?

78.  ORLANDO

Out of the consistently-appearing League of Extraordinary Gentlemen characters, I would call Orlando the best or at the very least, certainly the most interesting.  Like everything that appears in the League Universe, Orlando is based off of previously established literary sources, in this case several.  Chief among them is Virginia Wolf's Orlando: A Biography, though a handful of famous and lesser known characters with the same name also creep into the League Orlando.  An ageless, sexless immortal whose gender changes involuntarily every few decades, who loves nothing more that fucking everyone he/she has ever met.  This includes many upon many upon many lovers throughout the centuries.  Having been around so long, he/she is also learned a thing or two about kicking some ass as well as tapping it and Orlando is a self-described "world's finest warrior".

77.  JUGGERNAUT

Essentially a big angry dude who likes to smash things, (a premise Stan Lee was clearly comfortable with using), Cain Marko the Juggernaut has a few more interesting touches to his credit.  First off, he is Professor X's step-brother because why would he not be?  Secondly and as many people, including the writers of the third X-Men movie, are unaware, he is not a mutant.  The entire source of his earth-shattering, mountain-breaking abilities comes from the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak, powered by said deity.  He got lumped into the X-Men arc due to his linking with Charles Xavier, where he has stayed ever since.  Regardless of his origin, Cain Marko is about as powerful as any earthbound hero can possibly get as the Juggernaut.  Invincible and untouchable, he can laugh at Thor when getting attacked by Mjolnir, does not need to do basic staying alive things like eating, breathing, or sleeping, and can plow through absolutely anything continuously when fully charged up.  He is a guy you do not want to fuck with basically, but unfortunately, he most always wants to fuck with you.

76.  BLACK WIDOW

I have a theory that comic book colorists get bored really quickly with using yellow, black, and brown and therefor this explains why we have such an alarmingly large amount of redheaded comic book characters out there.  Specifically women characters because hey, boobs are fun.  Yet I digress.  Russian spy turned full-time S.H.I.E.L.D member cum Avenger Natalia Romanova has one of the better origin stories out there.  Pretty much bound for switching sides from the beginning, Romanova's shady and criminal past has consistently come back to bite her in the ass ever since, long after she has turned into one of the most fully competent and admirable "normal" heroes in the Marvel Universe.  "Normal" meaning no superpowers, just the type of fighting skills, weaponry expertise, and straight-up ninja shit dominance that a human can master.

75.  KANG THE CONQUEROR

Having a super villain whose super power is "time travel" might sound a bit "buh?" on paper, but it is actually wickedly awesome where Kang the Conqueror is concerned.  Upon discovering Doctor Doom's time travel technology, 30th Century born Nathanial Richards immediately travels back to Ancient Egypt to rule as a Pharaoh until ultimately getting defeated by the Fantastic Four and later the West Coast Avengers.  So right there, having a character that was born way into the future, traveling way back in time, and then eventually terrorizing the present with gadgets and the know-how from every technological age ever, that is the stuff of greatness.  Kang has continued to be one of the uppermost Avengers and FF villains, with almost limitless tricks and schemes of ruling humanity and the cosmos.  He is also yet another one to rock some purple in his bomb-ass costume.

74.  POISON IVY

Plants are hardly the most formidable weapon one could think of to give a super villain.  I guess someone had to use the idea though.  Who would have thought that a redhead who first debuted all the way back in 1966 would be in it for the long haul.  As one of Batman's main rogues,and the second most prominent female one, Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy has emerged as the supreme Eco-terrorist in all of comicdome.  Growing murderous plants and poisonous toxins to rid the world of us despicable humans for decades now, as well as being a mutant/plant hybrid of sorts herself, Ivy also works her seductive mojo by using her sexuality and hummina hummina looks to get what she wants.  A feminist super villain to be sure, she has grown more threatening and relevant through the years, all Uma Thurman portrayal-ness aside.

73.  HAWLEY GRIFFEN

Alan Moore's interpretation of H. G. Well's Invisible Man Griffin is pretty much the most hilariously and wickedly evil one perhaps ever committed to paper.  Hawley Griffen, (the first name is taken from a non Wells source, an actual Edwardian wife murderer Hawley Crippen), appears very little in only the very first League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume and arc.  Or should I say "does NOT appear", har har?  Anyway, Griffin is basically a completely vile sociopathic rapist who more than creeps out the rest of his reluctant League members to the point where eventually Mr. Hyde simply has enough after catching Griffin in the act and does away with him in the single best moment thus far from any of the League books.  It is a stupendously disturbing and laugh-out-loud finale and as much as I love the Universal Monster Invisible Man film, this has got to be the best thing said character has ever appeared in.

72.  SUPER SKRULL

Skrull warrior Kl'rt, (better known as Super Skrull), may be the most perfectly constructed arch villain in history.  Handpicked and augmented by the Skrull empire to become a personal living weapon against Earth's Fantastic Four, Kl'rt was simply given all four of the FF's superpowers to utilize at his leisure.  It is like the Red Skull saying "Fuck it, I want a Captain America super soldier serum enhanced body too" and oh wait, that totally happened didn't it?  Anyway, Super Skrull is actually far more powerful in each particular FF talent, as well as still being a shape-shifting Skrull with hypnotic abilities.  Because comic books though, he is still constantly thwarted in his attempts to destroy the FF, despite his clearly defined superiority.  Must be a strength in numbers thing in the Fantastic Four's favor then.
71.  DEADPOOL

This is my sole inclusion on this list that Rob Liefeld had a hand in creating so worry not, no more pouch-covered/anatomy challenged heroes or villains with tiny feet shall be present.  Credit where it is due though, everybody loves Deadpool.  Yet another mutant spawned from the same Weapon X program that pimped-out both Wolverine and Sabbertooth, Deadpool's regenerating ability rather takes Wolverine's own to a comical extreme.  Deadpool Wade Wilson, (which sounds like a cartoon character's name already), is literally invincible.  This guy has gotten incinerated and decapitated and just as quickly as his body has been reduced to nothingness, he simply regrows a new one and continues his wise-cracking ways.  Which is the other thing that he is most famous for, basically being an R-rated Spider-Man that works out his stand-up material in mid-battle.  He is one of the few Marvel characters to break the fourth wall as well, his tomfoolery knowing no bounds.

70.  LUCIFER

I kind of have two versions of Satan on this list, both Marvel's and DC/Vertigo's.  The Neil Gaiman "created" Lucifer Morningstar debuted in the greatest comic book series of all time Sandman in 1989.  A supporting character adrift a slew of supporting characters in said book, this blonde and dashing Lord of Darkness played majorly in the best Sandman arc ever, where he abandons Hell permanently to retire on Earth, eventually settling into the roll of a lounge pianist for the HELL of it, (get it?).  In sharp contrast to many an interpretation of the Great Deceiver, Gaiman's Lucifer resembles not at all a monstrous, horned demon or even just a creepy dude with fiery eyes.  Instead, he is a tall, wickedly handsome Aryan-esque figure, still all imposing and at the core of it, still evil.  He is also very much Milton-influenced; proud, arrogant, and just as a former angel would be, omnipotently powerful.

69.  HENRY PYM

I will be the first to admit that Ant-Man is pretty fucking stupid, but Giant Man/Goliath is pretty awesome.  Original Avenger Henry "Hank" Pym was both, as well as guy-who-can-fly Yellowjacket for a period.  Though I have never understood the need for a solo Ant-Man series or even more the soon to be unleashed solo Ant-Man movie, Pym seems far better suited as a supporting character to the Avengers when not in his Giant Man form.  I believe the nine-hundredth and forty-second genius scientist in the Marvel Universe, Pym created Ultron who therefor ultimately created Vision.  His "Pym particles" growth manipulation technology has been utilized by many, including both Janet Van Dyke and Clint Barton, (Wasp and Hawkeye respectively).  Speaking of the Wasp, he and Van Dyke were married for decades and eventually Pym snapped and smacked her around which therefor makes him a wife-beater.  The lesson being that nobody is perfect I suppose.

68.  BLADE

Besides Count Dracula himself, the best thing that the excellent Tomb of Dracula title from the 1970s ever produced was the vampire hunter Blade.  The fact that Jim Brown was an inspiration for the character just adds to the existing awesome tenfold.  Blade was a supporting player in Tomb, occasionally teaming up with Quincy Harker's gang of fearless vampire killers yet for the most part, he went solo on his own personal vendetta against the undead.  Blade's origin as a half-breed whose mother was bitten by Deacon Frost while pregnant and therefor rendered Blade himself with all the plus sides to vampirism, (super-strength, invulnerability), as well as the plus sides to being human, (sunlight = not death), makes him not only one of the best comic book characters, but also one of the best in all of contemporary vampire lore.  Plus Sesley Wipes is awesome.

67.  BARBARA GORDON

As if there already were not enough stupendous things to love about the 1960s Batman TV show, the creation of Batgirl Barbara Gordon simply would not have happened at least the way that it did without said program's producers asking for a female protagonist to join the Batman and Robin team.  Thus Commissioner Gordon's librarian by day/crime-fighter by night daughter was born.  Of course for anyone who has continued to read comics past the 60s and that show's eventual demise, it is well known that Babs Gordon underwent a serious character reworking down the road.  For that we have none other than comics finest mad wizard author Alan Moore to thank.  By the hand of the Joker in Moore's The Killing Joke one-off, Gordon's Batgirl became no more and eventually would resurface as Gotham's best and foremost wheelchair-bound technological mastermind Oracle.  Which then gave way to Birds of Prey of course.  So, much good things.

66.  JOHNNY "NNY" C.

I really wish that I have read more non-superhero independent comics thus far, so when the day comes that I have, perhaps I will revise this list.  For the moment, two of the best graphic novels I HAVE read are Jhonen Vasquez's Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Sqee respectfully.  The main antagonist of the former is Johnny C, you guessed it, a homicidal maniac.  Johnny has murdered possibly thousands of people, including pretty much every single person that has annoyed him if only for a brief moment.  After torturing and mutilating them, he then paints his house with their blood to keep an evil monster out.  All the while, he gives ranting monologues and never, ever gets caught or even gains the authorities attention.  This happens even when he is going on a murder spree in broad daylight out in public.  The humor is incredibly dark and disturbed of course and incredibly hilarious as well.

65.  MOON KNIGHT

The more I read about Marc Spector, the more I dig him.  I always thought Moon Knight just looked cool, but it was not until I actually read some stuff with him that I realized how kick-ass he is.  "Batman with a personality disorder" is a good starting point to describe him, yet there is a whole lot more going on than that.  A former mercenary, Marine, C.I.A. member, boxer, and at one point Hollywood producer of his life story, Marc Spector has been much besides a costumed crime-fighter.  He has also been pretty nucking futs the whole time.  Spector's mental instability is either the effect of or cause of his alleged Egyptian-moon-god Khonshu-enhanced powers and in more recent years, he has gotten so far off his rocker that he thinks he is Wolverine, Captain America, and Spider-Man in any given situation.  Through it all, he is still an Avenger and on the side of good.  He also still looks cool.

64.  CYCLOPS

No character believes in the ideals of Professor Charles Xavier more than Scott Summers, which even includes the Professor himself.  As Cyclops, Summers was and has remained the X Men's clear-cut field general and second/occasionally first in command.  Summers is dedicated to the X-Men's cause more than any mutant alive or dead and he is pretty much the atypical "good guy" where all mutant related arcs are concerned.  I still find it slightly amusing that despite the character's iconic standing, he actually has one of the dumbest and certainly most impracticable mutant abilities in the Marvel Universe.  Uncontrollably shooting lasers out of ones eyes sounds more like a deranged side-effect from some alien encounter or mad scientist experiment in a horror movie that would almost certainly spell near instantaneous death than anything else.  Instead, it was carefully contained by Prof. X and so long as the visor or sunglasses stay on, all is well and good I guess.

63.  VENOM

The premise for what would become Venom is pretty damn solid, being an alien symbiote who requires a human host and then grants them with superpowers.  The fact that the symbiote is evil and therefor usually seeks out such like-minded hosts has made the character of "Venom" a villain since day one.  Well technically Spider-Man was the first character to come in contact with the gooey alien substance that changed his red and blue suit to a more bad-ass black and white one.  Yet after discovering what the substance was, it was wisely discarded.  Only of course to find its way to the longest serving Venom host and most well known, Eddie Brock.  As I have said before, I like arch enemies who are mirror images of their hero counterpart.  In this regard, an evil alien monster Spider-Man is just a wickedly awesome idea.  The fact that S.H.I.E.L.D. itself ranks the symbiote as one of the human races very greatest threats certainly means serious business as well.

62.  LEX LUTHOR

Outside of Gotham city, DC probably does not have a more popular super villain in its roster than Superman's arch-foe Lex Luthor.  The hairless baddie has been everything from a generic mad scientist, to an industrialist, white-collar criminal, to even the President of the United States, (figure that one out).  All the while, he generally plots his every move to the tune of ridding the world of that Kryptonian in blue Superman.  Every super villain ever created seems to be a certifiable genius, Lex certainly serving and even helping establish the stereotype since the character is almost eighty years old now.  My favorite treatment of him so far has been the one in Mark Millar's outstanding Superman: Red Son one-off, where he brilliantly and very subtly twists Luthor into the stories' hero.  Ultimately, it is a test to the character's staying power that a mere meglomaniacal human with zero super powers can remain a threat while sticking around so long, constantly opposed to the ways of the god-like Superman.  Hats off indeed.

61.  PROFESSOR X

I did not mean to put two bald chaps right next to each other, but here we are.  Probably the most important mutant in the entire Marvel Universe, Professor Charles Xavier is not only the entire reason that the X-Men exist, but he is also mutant-kinds truest and noblest savior.  Arguably the most powerful telepath on earth, Prof. X's mutant ability could have made him the single most dangerous villain of all time.  Instead of getting inside of everyone's head and making them all wear pink tutus and build pyramids in his honor, he has instead used it to build the Cerebro computer, locate, recruit, and train every mutant he can, and unwavering preach the peaceful co-existence of both the homo-sapient and homo-superior species.  As impressive as his powers and certifiable genius are, writers have constantly found ways to limit his abilities, such as Magneto's helmet per example.  Yet Xavier's importance is undeniable still.  Originally, Stan Lee simply liked the idea and the challenge of putting a superhero in a wheelchair, but as is the case with many of his humble intentions, further greatness has followed the Professor throughout all the years since.