Tuesday, January 14, 2014

100 Favorite Singers - Part Two

100 FAVORITE SINGERS - PART TWO

75.  Nate Dogg

Nate Dogg just has to be in here.  When appearing on numerous g-funk jams with the likes of Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Tu Pac, or Warren G, Nate Dogg still always managed to drop the most memorable part of any song that he was a part of.
74.  Gary Lightbody

Certainly one of the least "showy" voices on this list, Snow Patrol's mainman Gary Lightbody is plenty unique.  Mostly it is his outstanding knack for vocal melody that is almost second to none as far as contemporary bands are concerned.
73.  Geoff Tate

Geoff Tate is a legendary progressive metal vocalist, though Queensryche was never the most progressive or metal of bands.  Up until and including Promised Land though, they had never done a weak album and Tate's soaring vocals have never, ever been weak.
72.  Art Garfunkel

Speaking of soaring vocals, one is hard-pressed to find a more beautifully sounding male voice out there then Art Garfunkel's.  His and Paul Simon's harmonies may be the most pleasant to the ear that have ever been performed, but Garfunkel's solo take on "Bridge Over Troubled Water"?  Shit, how much more hyperbole can you toss at that one?
71.  Joni Mitchell

Here is something fun.  Try keeping up with Joni Mitchell's singing when listening to one of the greatest things ever made, Blue or any of her other albums really.  Impossible?  You bet.
70.  Ann Wilson

I do not own any Heart albums, though I have been meaning to fix that.  I have heard all of the same jams that you have though and yeah, Ann Wilson's voice has never been short of amazing.  Easily the best hard rock female vocalist of all time.
69.  Frank Sinatra

Another one who obviously had to be represented, I am not just throwing Frank Sinatra in for predictability.  I own six of his albums, (not that big of a deal really, he put out like a hundred), and yeah, he falls under the "I can listen to this shit anytime, anywhere, for any length of time" category.  Ideal to bump while making pasta.  True story.
68.  Van Morrison

A little low placement some would say and for that I apologize.  I do love Van Morrison.  I mean Astral Weeks is a must have for every musician on earth.  I have heard both Jeff Buckley and Ray LaMontagne compared to him but really, no one does or will ever sound anything quite like the man.
67.  Ian Anderson

Yes the flute and the leprechaun dancing have always gotten most of the attention, but I have always just straight up loved Ian Anderson's voice. Another guy who nobody at all sounds like, dude nails blues, hard rock, folk, (and "heavy metal" at least once), with equal ease.

66.  Ian Gillan

The only reason that Ian Gillan is so low here is because he has noticably slipped in the last few decades.  Perfect Strangers is awesome, but from that moment on, Gillan's voice and vocal arrangements started to get increasingly lazy sounding.  Which is not all his fault really, since how the fuck could you still expect a man in his sixties to hit "Child In Time"?  That being said, nobody could touch Ian Gillan or mark II Deep Purple back in their prime.

65.  Bobby Hatfield

I have to admit that I do not really listen to the Righteous Brothers.  Yet I have cheated with some of the rules I set with this list for this one, simply because their version of "Unchained Melody", for my money, is the finest vocal performance of all time.  Bobby Hatfield sang it solo, so no way could I not include him based on that song alone.
64.  Micky Dolenz

The Monkees have been one of my favorite bands since the beginning of time and though Mike Nesmith is probably my favorite member, it was always Micky Dolenz while growing up.  Ironic perhaps that he was a child actor, not really a singer, before getting the gig, since Mr. Dolenz has by far the best voice in the group.
63.  Stevie Ray Vaughan

I have never seen Stevie Ray Vaughan on anyone's favorite or greatest singers lists, but fuck that noise; Stevie's vocals rule.  His guitar playing understandably gets all of the attention all of the time, which is hard to argue.  Maybe just spending years and years as a huge SRV fan has made me just as huge of a fan of the voice behind the guitar licks as well.
62.  Little Richard

How can you not fucking love this guy?  A gay black man living and growing up in Georgia in the 1950s who clearly did not give a fuck who just started screaming and howling on stage?  It certainly took some balls.  Now in his eighties, he is still doing the same damn thing.  Little Richard has always claimed to have invented rock and roll and I certainly am not going to argue with the man.
61.  Joe Cocker

Like most people, I think my introduction to Joe Cocker was from watching Woodstock and just thinking "woah, who the fuck is THIS guy?".  Cocker has made every single song he has ever covered his own, and there have been many of them.  You also many not be able to get a more passionate performer on stage?  John Belushi's loving tribute on SNL was certainly fitting.
60.  Roy Orbison

Yet another guy whose albums I really need to make a point of getting, hence his criminally low ranking here.  Like most of you I assume, I have been exposed to Roy Orbison's music since infancy and it is impossible to deny the man's voice was incredible.  Right up until the end it was stronger than ever, which is truly unreal.
59.  Chris Cornell

I have zero friends out there who do not bow down to the awesome that is Chris Cornell's voice.  Soundgarden rules besides, but an enormous and perhaps even dominant reason for that is Cornell.  I always likened his vocals to a more blues-tinged Rob Halford myself.
58.  John Lawton

Uriah Heep have had no less than three excellent vocalists in their many decades as a band.  John Lawton lasted for a mere three albums, (plus one still unreleased one, damn it all).  Not only was he completely different than founder David Byron, but completely better.  Also the singer for Lucifer's Friend, Lawton wears his rhythm and blues influences on his sleeve and that with the soaring high notes, (that he can still hit BTW), is a powerful combo to say the least.

57.  Ingrid Michaelson

After blindly picking up Ingrid Michaelson's Girls and Boys from an old coworker's recomendation she has become a bona fide favorite of mine.  Kind of a contemporary Joni Mitchell in some respects, Michaelson's range is just incredible.
56.  Al Green

Another legend that is far too low, I know.  Pretty much every R&B singer since who goes for high notes owes a debt to Al Green.  I love the ache in Green's voice though, one that usually shines through during the ballads.  Panty moistening stuff.
55.  Gregg Allman

Another bluesy white boy who can out-sing almost anybody in that field, Gregg Allman is the goddamn man.  I have not heard anything he has done in years, but "Midnight Rider", "Whipping Post", "One Way Out", etc. Cannot beat any of that shit right there.
54.  Christine McVie

I pretty much love all of the Fleetwood Mac that I have heard and I certainly love anything Christine McVie sings.  A low, soft, almost raspy croon, McVie out-sung a band full of memorable singers, (though South Park was kind of right, Stevie Nicks though awesome, does sound like a goat).  "Songbird" is utterly gorgeous, but there are plenty more Christine McVie sung gems out there as well.
53.  Dee Snider

You goddamn right.  I have never actually looked up if Dee Snider gets the vocal accolades that he deserves, but have you actually listened to this guy?  What a voice.  Besides single-handedly writing one of the greatest heavy metal albums of all time in Stay Hungry, Snider consistently wiped the floor with every other hair metal clown out there with his ass-shredding roar.
52.  Jame LaBrie

James LaBrie is one of the many reasons that Dream Theater has been one of my favorite bands for more than ten plus years now.  Along with Geoff Tate, he is basically the prog-metal vocalist to judge all others by.  LaBrie's range is insane and in his prime, he could hit any note his bandmate's threw at him.  His voice has matured nicely over the years as well, (though his vocal melodies are not quite as flawless as they once were).
51.  John Mayer

Haters gonna hate.  John Mayer makes his guitar his bitch every time he plays it and does get mad props for his abilities as an axe slinger, but I absolutely love his voice as well.  Dude can straight-up sing the blues as good as any white boy ever did.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

100 Favorite Singers - Part One

100 FAVORITE SINGERS - PART ONE

100.  Paul Simon

Art Garfunkel, who shows up later, may possess more chops, but Paul Simon's voice is most soothing indeed. Pretty good songwriter too actually.  Who knew?
99.  Michael McDonald

I have actually heard very little from "The greatest backing vocalist ever" Michael McDonald.  Yet the little that I do know, as well as his work on Steely Dan's Aja alone, is enough to warrant inclusion.
98.  Neil Diamond

The Jewish Elvis Neil Diamond has always sounded great, perhaps now more than ever.  The Rick Rubin produced stuff further proves this plenty.

97.  Johnny Winter

As well-respected of a white blues guitarist as there has ever been, I was actually surprised when I got into Johnny Winter to find out just how glorious his Texan falsetto bellowing truly is.
96.  Steve Winwood

I am a sucker for blue-eyed soul, so Steve Winwood's 80s stuff as well as late 60s/early 70s Traffic, (and let us not forget Blind Faith), is plenty tasty as the man has never lost his chops.
95.  Arthur Brown

Shock-rock pioneer, (and a god to Bruce Dickinson), Arthur Brown's utter bonkersness on stage could have cemented his legacy just fine.  Yet on top of all the fire helmets, terrifying make-up, and being on all of the drugs, this dude has a powerful as hell voice.
94.  Jonsi Birgisson

Certainly one of the most unconventional vocalists on this list, Sigur Ros' Jonsi Birgisson uses his voice solely as an instrument, wailing a never ending and haunting falsetto of made-up language over slow, gorgeously building chord progressions for ten plus minutes at a time.
93.  Levon Helm

Besides being one of the best drummers ever, Levon Helm managed to stand out vocally in a band, (ha get it), with two other fantastic voices in it besides, (Richard Manuel and Rick Danko respectively).  A yodeling master as well.
92.  David Bowie

Being a huge Bowie fan as much as the next mentally-sound individual, I have also always dug his rater unique voice.  "Heroes" particularly stands out with some of the finest full-on vocal shredding ever.
91.  Leigh Nash

Sixpence None the Richer's Leigh Nash has such a sweet and lovely voice that it even manages to make the band's old Jesus-flavored songs sound rather fantastic.
90.  Mick Jagger

One may not think of Jagger as a technically proficient vocalist, but how many decades have The Rolling Stones and Mick been putting out records?  Also, how many songs has he sung in all of those years?  More to the point, how many different types of songs has he guy sung in all of those years?  Jagger can do anything is what I am getting at.  If anything else, one has to love a British guy who prefers to sing in an American southern accent.

89.  Mark Sandman 

Morphine, (the band not the drug), was fronted by the late Mark Sandman who infamously died on stage and had one of the most unique vocal stylings possible.   Imaging Lou Reed as a crooner gives one a solid idea to go by.

88.  Aimee Mann

Ever since Magnolia entered my life, I have made it a point to check out as much Aimee Mann as possible.  Her distinct voice was exactly the same back in the Till Tuesday days as it is now.  Can only hope the decades continue to be as kind.
87.  Daryl Hall

Another blue-eyed soul legend, Daryl Hall has always had a reputation as one of the most impassioned white boys to ever serenade us.  I have been a Hall & Oats fan since always, so no way was their first half not showing up on here.
86.  Rob Halford

Is there a finer screamer in all of metal?  Arguably no and there is really not much more I can say about the legend that is Rob Halford which has not already been said many times before.  The dude fucking (still) rips, all there is to it.
85.  Brandon Boyd

This guy gets better and better.  The latest Incubus album at this writing, If Not Now When?, is their masterpiece and good god, Brandon Boyd delivers the performance of his career on it.
84.  Feist

Feist's music is all over the place, which is one of the things that makes that and her voice so splendid.  Her singing manages to make every style she tackles warm and inviting and her version of the Bee Gees "Inside and Out" is easily one of my favorite covers of all time.
83.  Don Henley

Most people do not go bananas over Don Henley's drumming, which is plenty competent mind you.  Yet as a singer, well that has always been a different story.  No matter how burnt out I can get on any particular Eagles song that classic rock radio continues to enjoy ruining, all is never lost as Henley's voice always sounds amazing.
82.  Ian Astbury

I have always thought of Ian Astbury as a less-Elvisy Glenn Danzig.  I have also been a Cult fan for years now so it is impossible to ignore Astbury's ass-whooping vocal delivery.
81.  David Coverdale

David Coverdale oddly started to sound and look more and more like Robert Plant over the years, which is odd because his powerful bluesy croon in the Deep Purple days certainly did not resemble Mr. Plant at all.  "Mistreated" is and will always be a vocal tour de force to be reckoned with.
80.  Brad Delp

I honestly never kept up with what Boston or the late Brad Delp kept busy with after their self-titled debut and Don't Look Back, but man did this guy wail on said albums.  Soaring arena rock vocals right here, astonishingly so.
79.  Geddy Lee

I can understand how Mr. Geddy Lee could be a little grating in the early days.  He certainly had that "my testicles have been permanently removed" painful banshee wail on the first three or four Rush albums.  Certainly by the time Permanent Waves and Moving Pictures came along though, Lee began to settle into his more low key and mature voice which is equally unique and excellent.
78.  Doug Pinnick

Out of King's X's two frontmen, Ty Tabor is sufficient and good with the harmonies, but Doug Pinnick's soulful wail stands-out so, so much more.  He even managed to steal the mighty James LaBrie's thunder on his DT cameo in "Lines In the Sand", which is no small feat.
77.  Jim Morrison

Everything and everyone in the Doors were awesome, making for one of the most unique bands in history.  Chief among the ingredients was Jim Morrison's devilish, bluesy croon.  The man may have considered himself more of a poet than a singer, but his effortless vocal delivery has influenced just as many as his words have.
76.  Salif Keita

I had never heard of this Albino, afro-pop singer until I saw him in the first part of Martin Scorsese's Blues documentary.  Just a clip of the man sitting on a couch with an acoustic guitar singing something in his native French language that I could not understand was more than enough to hook me.  I have since checked out a few albums and the man's voice is spellbinding to say the least.

100 Favorite Singers


100 FAVORITE SINGERS


In keeping with my "every list has nothing to do with each other" theme, this time it is my "100 Favorite Singers".  I actually took a crack at this one several years ago, but the results of my labors went down with a crashed hard drive and until now, I have simply been too lazy to give it another go.  Thankfully, the time since then has allowed me to "discover" several vocalist that I had not familiarized myself with before.  So all has improved with time I guess.

As is mostly if not always, the case, I was originally inspired to make this list from a rather abysmal one by a professional establishment.  This time it was good ole Rolling Stone's "100 Greatest Singers of All Time" back in 2008, which I share only thirty-four entries with I believe.  Besides just being grossly missed-ranked, (uh, B.B. King number 96 and Ray Charles number 2?), it was really just boring.  I would much rather recommend Q Magazine's "100 Greatest Singers List", from the year before, as it at least had some "alternative" people present and was not overtly dominated by musicians who hit their peak before the sixties were over, (not that I do not love a great deal of that music myself mind you).

The point is of course that everybody's lists suck but mine.  Ha.  Now I once again had to set some rules up for this one, as is the norm.  First off, I excluded extreme metal vocalists simply because my initial list had over one-hundred and twenty "normal" singers and I just decided to stick with the conventional ones.  Now that being said, I plan to quickly follow this list up with a mini one of just screamers and cookie monsters who I greatly enjoy.  It will not be a hundred of them, good Satan.  Though I reckon twenty or so will suffice.  I also excluded a number of singers who make and/or top nearly any list like this that you are likely to see out there simply on the fact that I honestly do not really listen to them.  Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, Sam Cooke, Patsy Cline, etc.  I do like all of these people, but I am unfortunately ignorant to most of what they have done which is not on the radio.  So, I can hardly count myself a fan and therefor, I stuck to the vocalists whose work I am far more familiar with, let alone into.

Also just to clarify, this is a "singers" list, not an "artists" list.  Bob Dylan, Lou Reed, Kurt Cobain, Tom Waits, Ozzy Osbourne, etc.  All have done some of the best music ever, but I would not label any of them as outstanding vocalists.  Now I do dig everyone on this list obviously, but some I would not even consider some of the best artists of all time.  They all got sexy-ass vocal abilities though, which is exclusively what we are rating up in here. 

I have a link up for each entry, (in my opinion, said individual's stand-out performance), plus a few words of me kissing their ass.  Also, if any singer ever rocked a mullet, I tried to use a picture from that era, as would be presumable.  Some of these choices might be kind of surprising, some maybe kind of funny, and some very much expected for anyone who knows me.  Anyway, let the nerding commence...