Monday, August 10, 2015

100 FAVORITE BEATLES SONGS: 60 - 41

60.  Eight Days A Week

One of the last lovely-dovey Beatles singles akin to "I Want To Hold You Hand" or "Love Me Do" was For Sale's "Eight Days A Week".  McCartney said that the title came from one of Ringo's malapropisms as well as a chauffeur that he had once who said that he had been working those many days a week.  The song has another Beatles and possibly pop music first by fading IN instead of just out.  This came to be after numerous ideas where tossed around in studio to make it stand out.  The end result is a mushy love song with a great verse and chorus, as The Beatles were wont to produce.

59.  I'm Only Sleeping

One of the most memorable backward guitar solos can be found on Revolver's "I'm Only Sleeping".  George Harrison spent close to an entire day going for a dreamy vibe while painstakingly double tracking it, one of the many great sonic moments that Revolver has.  John penned the tune straightforwardly about how fun it is to lay in bed and do nothing, making it a lazy man's anthem of sorts. The entire song is slow and drony, down to the slurred vocals.  It sounds as if it was written and performed whilst laying horizontal on a mattress with many pillows and blankets.  Mmm...now I want to take a glorious nap.

58.  No Reply

This is another one that was originally intended for another artist, Tommy Quickly in this case.  Quickly never used it, so it ended up thankfully as the opening track to Beatles For Sale.  Another bitter and borderline creepy lyric from John about trying to contact a possible unfaithful ladyfriend and routinely getting "no reply", the song stands out as the only acoustic album opener in The Beatles' catalog until "Two of Us" off of the finale Let It Be.  "No Reply" has one of the finest middle eight sections that the group ever did as well.

57.  Glass Onion

John Lennon took a tongue-in-cheek jab at Beatles fanatics whom he felt made too much out of the band's more nonsensical lyrics, with the brilliantly self-aware "Glass Onion".  The third song and first to feature Ringo on drums from The Beatles (The White Album), it throws a slew of past song and lyric references in, the line "Here's another clue for you all; the Walrus was Paul", deliberately meant to confuse people even more.  Though it has always amazed me that anyone would bother at all to try and make any kind of sense out of something so whimsical and absurd as "I Am the Walrus" in the first place.  Apparently John agreed.

56.  Yes It Is

Along with "This Boy", "Yes It Is" was another b-side ballad that likewise features some of the most impressive three part harmonies on any Beatles song.  George also busted out the volume pedal with some lovely guitar accents.  The vocal melodies are soothing and intricate, making this easily one of the band's most lush ballads.  Ringo is not given much to do but as always, he does only what is necessary, in this case with a tambourine and some brushes.  The best timekeeper in rock music, once again laying back and letting the rest of his band sing their asses off.

55.  In My Life

This I am sure will be too low a ranking for most Beatles fans as I commonly see "In My Life" in the top ten of any Beatles song list.  Yet just as I adore all of these songs, (plus most of the ones that did NOT make the list), "In My Life" is still perfect.  The sped-up piano solo from George Martin is easily the best thing that he ever personally performed on a Beatles song.  Also one could argue that John Lennon penned no finer set of lyrics while in the group, certainly in their earlier period.

54.  Paperback Writer

For anyone who was lucky enough to stare at the Beatles from afar and listen to nothing but screaming girls while on their final tour, "Paperback Writer" would have been the "latest" song that they performed.  This is noteworthy for being the first Beatles track to prominently feature the bass as a lead instrument in the mix, McCartney playing a Rickenbaker instead of his trusty Hofner, with a different mic technique used to great effect.  The song also only has two chords in it, one of the band's most famous riffs, and three part harmonies inspired by the Beach Boy's Pet Sounds.  All of this is a good thing.

53.  It Won't Be Long

The opener to With the Beatles is one of the many examples to be found of the band utilizing then unusual chords for an uptempo rock and roll song.  A critic at the time said that they utilized Aeolian cadences in "It Won't Be Long" and apparently from there, they were no longer exclusively looked at as a British boy band by the masses, but instead as crafty songsmiths and musicians.  All that aside though, "It Won't Be Long" is just a perfect example of early Beatles at their most jovial.  They did not even bother releasing it as a single or playing it live since they already had a plethora of crowd-pleasing hits to hit those screaming fans with instead.

52.  Here Comes the Sun

Eric Clapton enters The Beatles picture once again as a first-hand witness to George Harrison composing "Here Comes the Sun".  He and Harrison were kicking it one day in the former's garden in April, acoustic guitar in hand for George when the song just came to him, mostly complete.  It eventually found its home on Abbey Road and along with "Something", each represent arguably the two most successful and best songs that George had come up with to date.  "Here Comes the Sun" has endured as well if not better than even the best Beatles songs, the repeated "Sun, sun, sun here it comes" part being just impossible not to smile at.

51.  Because

I have already had and will continue to have many examples here of John, Paul, and George utilizing three part harmonies possibly better than any three individuals ever have, and the finest example is Abbey Road's "Because".  John wrote it after hearing Yoko play Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" on piano, simply reversing the chords around, at which point George Martin played the opening riff on harpsichord and George Harrison added a moog synthesizer as well.  It all creates a dark and haunting track that again with unison vocals of the highest order.

50.  I Am the Walrus

The most drugged-out song lyrically in The Beatles canon is "I Am the Walrus".  As I said a few entries ago, to decipher its lyrics is an act of futility.  It is just a glorious gobbledy gook, intentionally so.  John Lennon needed to come up with a song for the Magical Mystery Tour film, and as said project was ill-advised and on all the drugs from the get-go, something like "I Am the Walrus" not only HAS to be there, but also ended up being the whole project's most memorable moment.  It is possibly the best song which makes no sense that has ever been recorded.

49.  I Call Your Name

"I Call Your Name" was written for another group and actually got released as a b-side, (along with another Lennon-McCartney on the A), by fellow Liverpool and George Martin produced group The Dakotas.  Lennon apparently was not thrilled with said band's rendition and got his own group to record it, finding a home on The Beatles Second Album and the Long Tall Sally EP, both from 1964.  It has still remained an under the radar Beatles tune all these decades later and as you can see, I adore it.  The swinging time signature change during the solo is a splendid touch, as is the cowbell of course, but the vocal melody is rare for not being harmonized and still being as good as anything else this band put out.

48.  Sexy Sadie

John Lennon has committed a good number of biting lyrics to paper, (or wood in this case), and "Sexy Sadie" is one of the best examples.  A rumor circulated near the end of the group's stay at their Maharishi Mahesh Yogi retreat in Rishikesh, India that the Yogi had been womanizing during the whole time, and this sat not at all well with Mr. Lennon.  Most likely no truth belonged to said rumor, but thankfully John caught wind of it just the same and "Sexy Sadie" was birthed.  Originally and simply called "Maharishi" as to leave nothing to the imagination, George insisted the title be changed as he was still fond of the giggling Indian guru and his peaceful ways.

47.  I'm So Tired

The second and best song about lying in bed that John Lennon threw on a Beatles album was "I'm So Tired" from (The White Album).  Again written in India during the Maharishi pilgrimage, Lennon was homesick from Yoko Ono and suffering insomnia when exhaustion became his muse.  More directly inspired by lying awake all night than wanting to be lazy on a mattress, (see Revolver's "I'm Only Sleeping"), John still slumberly sings the verses, yet comes alive near the end with the phenomenal "I give you everything I got for a little piece of mind" section, definitely ranking as one of my all time favorite Beatles moments.

46.  Penny Lane

It is obvious to most that the superior in the double a-side single of "Strawberry Fields Forever" and "Penny Lane" is the former, but that does not mean that the latter is any slouch.  Just as John had been inspired by nostalgia for "Fields", Paul went even further with this one, loading it with direct Liverpool references and keeping the melody and music more on the upbeat and cheerful side.  The results are exquisite, to put it mildly.  In many ways, this is a definitive Paul song; a perfectly crafted, polished, poetic pop gem that is impossible to get sick of.  It also has possibly the best, (Only?), piccolo trumpet solo in rock music.

45.  Lady Madonna

Right before The Beatles headed off to learn how to meditate from the Maharishi, they quickly cut and released the "Lady Madonna" single, their last on the Parlophone label in their native U.K, "Hey Jude" showing up next and acting as their own Apple Records debut.  Whether the composition or unveiling of it was rushed fails to matter as it rocks all the same, especially for a piano song.  McCartney's bass is massive sounding, plus the horn section and sax solo are flawless.  Paul wrote this deliberately to sound like a boogie-woogie Fats Domino song, and Fat's himself later covered it, thus bringing everything full circle.

44.  She Said She Said

One of the more hilarious inspirations for a Beatles lyric was Peter Fonda Debbie-Downering everybody at a party in August of 1965.  Apparently The Beatles or at least John was tripping balls and enjoying himself while watching a bunch of hot girls dance around.  At this point, Fonda of all people kept coming over and talking about a near fatal gun-shot would incident that he had and that he "knew what it was like to be dead".  Lennon essentially told him to fuck off and stop ruining his buzz, but thankfully he was not too high to forgot the indecent.  Thus, snippets of their conversation made their way into Revolver's "She Said She Said".  Musically this is a siege of three different things that Lennon was working on at the time, George helping out with the arrangement.

43.  I Feel Fine

One of my favorite things about Paul McCartney is that given the opportunity, he will give The Beatles credit for inventing anything that he possibly can.  Whether or not "I Feel Fine" was the first deliberate use of feedback on a recording and Jimi Hendrix upon hearing it came up with his whole shtick as Paul would suggest is besides the point.  What is the point is that "I Feel Fine" is awesome.  The song was rare in that it was based on a riff, one that John Lennon came up with that was inspired by a Bobby Parker song called "Watch Your Step".  Lennon ran off and finished the song in a day, birthing their eighth A-side single in the process.  Ringo also once again knocks it out of the park here, which is icing on the cake.

42.  I'm a Loser

Without realizing it, I put "I'm A Loser", (the song that almost got released as a single until John wrote "I Feel Fine" to dethrone its place), right after it on this list.  Bob Dylan-inspired folk with the most self depreciating lyrics to date on a Beatles song, "I'm A Loser" was the second acoustically-driven song on Beatles For Sale.  It is also the better one.  The harmonica solo is excellent as is the near a capella opening harmonies.  It is the album's high-water mark and one of the first and best "serious" songs in The Beatles catalog that was not just about holding hands and buying diamond rings.  There were many more to come of course.

41.  Helter Skelter

Possibly pissed off at critics, (and maybe even John), who routinely accused him of only writing pretty ballads, Paul McCartney came up with the proto-headbanger "Helter Skelter", which was also an attempt to one-up The Who's "I Can See for Miles" in sheer velocity and volume.  Easily the most unhinged Beatles song, (How else does one explain Ringo's blisters on his fingers?), as well as the only bit of hard rock about a playground slide, "Skelter" has been covered by many a band that uses heavy guitars, and it is almost too easy of a choice for a metal act to take for the obligatory Fab Four song to tackle.  I will just keep listening to the original and appreciating the innovation thank you very much.

Saturday, August 8, 2015

100 FAVORITE BEATLES SONGS: 80 - 61

80.  I'm Looking Through You

First off, the riff in this song is awesome.  I remember when I was a teenager and I must have gone a few months not listening to Rubber Soul because I distinctly remember thinking that I had come up with my own brilliant riff for one of my own songs in my head before finally re-listening to said album and naturally uttering an inner "Doh!".  The rest of "I'm Looking Through You" is greatness as well, one of Paul's more bitter jabs at his near ex-girlfriend Jane Asner.  Also, more clever Macgyver-esque percussion from Ringo, this time using a matchbox AND his knees.

79.  Don't Bother Me

"Don't Bother Me" is remembered more as George Harrison's first released and first successful stab at songwriting than as a memorable Beatles song.  Even Harrison himself thought so.  It was never performed live or talked about in many interviews, just kind of coming and going as an experiment to see if he could pull something album-worthy off.  That said, I have always been fond of it.  It is not even my lowest song by the Quiet Beatle on this list.  Ringo's Latin grooves stand-out pleasantly, plus the minor-flavored melody is one of the more interesting moments on With the Beatles.

78.  Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Many a source seems to point to "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" as the song that broke the camel's back during The Beatles (White Album) recording session.  Paul McCartney insisted on recording roughly forty-seven thousand takes of the song, trying every conceivable arrangement under the moon and stars before John Lennon presumably stormed off, calling it Paul's "granny music shit".  Which would have been a brilliant alternate title BTW.  Lennon later smoked some green, came back, and hammered away the famous piano intro to the song and demanded that they do it THAT way.  Which they did, thankfully so.

77.  Little Child

Relatively hidden by the hits, "Little Child" is a damn stand-out on With the Beatles.  It is one of the closer Beatles songs to sound like ones that they did during their old sweaty, upper-fueled, nicely-toasted, all night jam sessions in Hamburg, Germany.  Meaning that it is rip-roaring stuff.  Originally written as an early songwriting attempt between John and Paul, the dynamic duo were going to hand it off to Ringo, but Mr. Starr instead tackled the previous Rolling Stones giveaway "I Wanna Be Your Man".  This worked out well as both of these songs are successful toe-tappers.
76.  While My Guitar Gently Weeps

I love Eric Clapton, yet I prefer the Anthology released/solo George acoustic version of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" to the official The Beatles (White Album) one.  There are two reasons for this.  One, I always like acoustic ballads anyway and two, the original started to go the route of "Back In the U.S.S.R." and "Get Back" as a Beatles song that was too played out for my liking.  Still, any version of this song is great, including that one time that Prince gloriously destroyed the guitar solo when he had a go at it during George's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction.

75.  Martha My Dear

Long and still suspected to be a song about Paul McCartney's own English Sheepdog, "Martha My Dear" is most likely once again also about Jane Asner, who is also known to Vincent Price fans as "that girl that was in Masque of the Red Death".  A number of lines can be interpreted either way, which is a big part of the song's fun.  "Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you" could either accurately describe what a large K9 would do when left alone at a banquet table or what a bitter ex-fiance would help themselves too before making the split official and permanent.  The song contributes to the excellence of The Beatles (The White Album) either way.

74.  Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)

I have always fancied the reprise of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" over the more famous album opener title track.  It starts with possibly Ringo's most famous and defining drum beat, (which the Dust Brothers got the jump on sampling for the Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique album).  Also, it has some of the band's heavier guitar sounds.  I cannot listen to "A Day In the Life" without bumping this right before it, as the segue is one of the many stupendous things on said album.  On that note, I generally listen to all of Sgt. Peppers from front to back anyway, as it was clearly meant to be heard.

73.  I Will

Alright, back to The Beatles (The White album).  Another song that is less than two minutes long and one that was originally conceived of in Rishikesh, India, "I Will" features zero George Harrison and mostly Paul and Ringo, with John supplying the percussion.  More "We're the Beatles, we do what we want" creativeness is present in the "mouth bass" that McCartney supplies, because why use a real bass all the time?  The galloping hooves sound that runs throughout is also nice, as well the very last "I wiiiiiiiillll" high note.

72.  She's Leaving Home

Alright, now back to Sgt. Pepper's.  Just as "Eleanor Rigby" was a success in featuring only voice and orchestra with no actual Beatles musicianship, "She's Leaving Home" goes the same route.  It is still unique in the fact that George Martin did not arrange the string section as he always had done before and would continue to do until that nasty Phil Specter business on Let It Be.  Instead, Mike Leander did and does a swanky job at that.  Paul wrote the verses, John the chorus, and they each sing lead on each section, respectfully.  I have always adored the melody in "She's Leaving Home", one of the most lush and sweeping moments on Pepper's.

71.  Tell Me Why

Here is a successful John Lennon attempt to write a doo-wop song for the Hard Day's Night album.  "Tell Me Why" was recorded in eight takes in a single day in February of 1964, which was typical of the time.  It still blows my mind that so many legendary Beatles songs were written, tracked, and then released usually in a period of mere weeks or months at the most.  Maybe that is because it always takes mere mortal bands years to get around to doing much of anything, let alone anything of The Beatles' caliber.  The opening drum fills are great, the high harmony in the middle eight is great, the drum break is great, and especially that chorus is early era Beatles just firing on all cylinders.

70.  Octopus's Garden

The Ringo Rises!  Ringo's second, last, and best solo contribution to a Beatles album was the Abbey Road highlight "Octopus's Garden".  Since that album is full of nothing but highlights, this is saying something that Ringo got a piece of the pie.  A fitting sequel to "Yellow Submarine", this time Mr. Starkey is singing his own words about living not in a brightly colored sea vessel, but instead in the sea itself.  It is intentionally childish, lighthearted, and infectious as all get out.  George helped his drummer flesh out the chord changes to fit the vocal melody, plus his lead guitar playing was rarely better than here.

69.  Taxman

George Harrison's only opening track to a Beatles album was Revolver's viscous, funny, and brilliant "Taxman".  It may be one of the most "no room for interpretation" songs that the band ever cut, as it wears its prime objective on its sleeve; "paying taxes sucks".  George rambles off two British party leaders by name, (Harold Wilson and Edward Heath), and the line "one for you, nineteen for me" sung from the "taxman's" point of view is not an exaggeration.  Not to take a thing away from Mr. Harrison of course, but Paul is a beast on this song.  The guitar solo is his and I would put this in the top five best bass performances that he ever gave as well, which says much.

68.  Julia

"Julia" is John Lennon's one and only solo Beatles performance on record, and it may be the most personal song that he ever penned whilst in the group.  John's mother Julia was killed by a drunk driver when he was 17, and the indecent understandably scared him for life.  Also at this time, Yoko Ono was in the picture and the line "Oceanchild calls me" directly references her transcribed first name of "child of the sea".  Lennon learned the finger picking style used for the song from Donovan whilst the band was transcendental meditationing it up in Rishikesh, India where a huge bulk of The Beatles (The White Album) was written.  It is a beautiful moment to close off the first half of the greatest album ever made.

67.  If I Fell

John Lennon called "If I Fell" his first attempt at penning a proper ballad, and it is so effortlessly gorgeous and etched into our brains that it is hard to imagine that the song has not just always existed.  Then again, there are a good number of Beatles songs which one could say this about.  I love how the song starts before the "one" with vocals, plus John and Paul's harmonizing is chill-inducing.  It is also a funny moment in the Hard Days Night film when John basically sings it directly to Ringo to cheer him up before yelling that he needs "more bang!" on the drums when they are done.  Thankfully the song itself worked just fine without such "more bang".

66.  Yesterday

Just like how I put Superman in the lower half of my Favorite Comic Book Characters list and The Exorcist in the lower half of my Favorite Horror Movies list, now I present you with "Yesterday" in the lower half of my Favorite Beatles Songs list.  Though do not get me wrong; I have nothing but loving praise for this song.  Paul famously composed his very most famous and covered tune while stumbling out of bed and onto the piano, singing "Scrambled eggs" until he came up with the proper words.  This was after he played the melody for everyone that he knew, convinced that he heard it somewhere else before.  When finally giving up that it was his own, The Beatles first solo performed single and record was made, as was music history in the process.

65.  I Want You (She's So Heavy)

Out of the many, many revolutionary musical innovations that we can thank The Beatles for, the invention of doom metal is one that few people would consider was one of them.  Enter "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" into the discussion though and you could make at least a relatively fair argument.  At nearly eight minutes, this was as long as a Beatles album track ever got.  There are only fourteen words in it, only two sections that it bounces between, it has one of John's greatest screams, and it intentionally ends abruptly, presumably to make you think that your record player stopped working.  For a meandering song exclusively about Yoko Ono, there is certainly a whole lot of awesome going on up in here.

64.  The Night Before

The second track on Help! is "The Night Before", and it is McCartney's first of numerous fantastic moments on said album.  John Lennon makes a rare appearance on just electric piano, with both Paul and George laying down the lead guitar.  Paul's lead vocal with George and John's call back background accompaniments sounds stupendous as always.  Plus Ringo spices it up during the middle eight with some Latin-esque accents again.  The Beatles have so many masterpieces with ingredients similar to this that it is almost like shooting fish in a barrel with coming up with your favorites.  Am I complaining though?  Heavens no.

63.  Flying

The only instrumental that is making an appearance on this list and one of the few Beatles instrumentals in general is Magical Mystery Tour's "Flying".  This is also just about the only song floating around that all four members of the group share equal writing credit on.  Mystery Tour is a high album and an even higher film, so "Flying" fits the free-loving, do all the drugs thou wilt, tied-eyed hippy spirit of both.  It also features my favorite instrument ever built, the mellotron which John plays throughout.  There is nothing much to it arrangement wise as it is just the same part looped around a few times.  It ultimately makes me wish that The Beatles had some more mellow jams such as this in their catalog.

62.  You're Going To Lose That Girl

More doo-wop inspired, call and response and harmony vocal magic on the Help! track "You're Going To Lose That Girl".  It is only sung as "You're gonna lose that girl" the entire time, but that is neither here nor there.  This one is amusing due to Lennon basically being a dick and threatening/bragging about how he is going to easily steal an acquaintance's girl from him if he does not "treat her right".  We never hear the other side of the story and you are right, it does not matter.  There is some mighty fine bongo playing in this one, plus it has one of George's best solos.  Also, the studio sequence in the film Help! is as memorable as a pre-MTV music video ever was.

61.  I'll Be Back

The only somber moment that can be found on the otherwise jovial Hard Day's Night album is in the closer "I'll Be Back", at least musically.  It is certainly still an excellent way to send said album home.  A mostly John Lennon song with a side of Paul throwing in a thought or two, "I'll Be Back" features no real chorus and no electric guitars.  Similar lyrically to "You Can't Do That" in the fact that the verse here is semi-threatening and bordering on stalker-esque, the minor chords giving it its sinister edge.  As is the case with every Beatles song, I love the melody, plus the "IIIIIIIII thought that you would realize" part can also do no wrong.  I could easily put every song from this album on here and just about did.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

100 FAVORITE BEATLES SONGS: 100 - 81

100.  Day Tripper

"Day Tripper" is one of the few Beatles songs that any of my bands have attempted to cover, if only for the reason that it contains arguably the most famous riff in their catalog.  Playing primarily in riff-based rock and metal bands my whole life, it seems the go to.  John Lennon came up with said guitar hook and most of the rest of it, Paul McCartney throwing his two cents in as he was wont to do.  Not too serious or too silly, just a hasitly written and recorded single that The Beatles pushed out in time for Christmas of 1965 when they were able to do such things in their sleep.

99.  I'm Down

My cousin once sang along to this in the car going "How can you crap, when you know it's brown?".  So now you are welcome, since you will likewise be laughing out loud every time that you hear it from here on out, just as I have since that fateful day.  There is actually more to give us a chuckle with "I'm Down" than me and my family's immature humor though.  The live Shea Stadium version of the song is the one that features John Lennon's elbows on the Vox organ, an instrument by his own admittance that he had virtually no idea how to play.  Try watching said footage and not start giggling right along with George, Paul, and especially John at how wonkers it all sounds.

98.  The Fool On the Hill

When Paul McCartney came up with the Magical Mystery Tour film "concept" all on his lonesome, he supposedly drew a circle and said "OK we'll have a song here, then a bit here, then you write something here..." and so on.  McCartney not only composed "The Fool On the Hill" solo while mucking about on his dad's piano back home, but during the filming of Tour, he also ran off with the crew and just shot the would-be music video segment solo as well.  The rest of the band is on the actual track, as well as a handful of flutists which you cannot miss, but for the most part this is just a simple and memorable Paul ballad.

97.  Misery

The first Beatles jam to get covered and released by another artist and the second song on the band's first album Please Please Me was the ballad "Misery".  It was written for British songbird Helen Shapiro whom The Beatles embarked on one of their earliest tours with.  Both John and Paul "hacked it out" as they later said backstage and on the fly.  Shapiro never used it, but Kenny Lynch, (who later appeared on McCartney's Band On the Run album cover), did.  The Beatles version, being the only one that anyone remembers anyway, clocks in at less than two minutes and was basically thrown in to give the album another original.  Though it is hardly a bad thing as it holds up as well as if not better than many.

96.  What Goes On

Though seemingly 90% written by John, I look at Rubber Soul's "What Goes On" more as a Ringo Starr song.  Well for one, it is the first such Beatles original that Mr. Starkey got a writing credit on as he contributed "About five words", he later said.  The bulk of it was composed back in the Please Please Me days and was going to be a follow-up single to said title track, an idea that at some point was abandoned.  The group brought it back to life a few years later, Paul and Ringo pumped some input into it, yet most impressive to me, Ringo delivers his most restraint drum performance on it.  Not one fill, crash, or hi-hat accent, just straight time for two-minutes and fifty seconds.  For any snob out there who thinks that such tasteful does not deserve so much praise, you try playing that and resisting the urge to embellish it so much as once.

95.  Help!

Another total John Lennon joint, "Help!" was the fourth number one Beatles single in the US in a row and the title track for one of their finest albums as well as their finest film of the same name.  Yes I know, A Hard Day's Night is amazing too.  John, (who was manic depressive for most of his life), penned the tune as an honest plea for assistance.  Yet being the song-slinger that he was with only McCartney as his peer, he could not help but to turn it into a pop masterpiece, the toll of fame, women, and being in his "fat Elvis period" be dammed.  So even though its earnestness may have fallen on deaf ears for most people besides those close to Lennon at the time, everyone knows this song, has sung along to it, and loves it.

94.  When I'm Sixty-Four

Sir Paul composed "When I'm Sixty-Four" when he was sixteen, more as a goof to amuse his Liverpudlian band mates at the time than anything for serious consideration.  Call it the eclectic brilliance of Sgt. Peppers, (or the Beatles in general), but the song found its proper and memorable home on said album, fitting there amongst the rest of the psychedelic whimsy.  I always dug this song as I have most of the Beatles "sillier" numbers, ala "Yellow Submarine" and "All Together Now", (more on that one later).  The oompa bass line and self depreciating lyrics cannot help but to crack a smile on one's face.  Nice brushwork from Ringo as well, naturally.

93.  I Saw Her Standing There

Whenever I listen to The Beatles discography in order which is often, the "One, two, three, fah!" intro to "I Saw Her Standing There" just seems like the perfect jumping-off point.  Just as the "Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End" trilogy is the perfect place to, well, end.  This is mostly a Paul song, though John chimed in hilariously with a fix up line.  Originally "She was just seventeen, never been a beauty queen", John apparently said that is rubbish and helped contribute the "you know what I mean" line instead.  Showing that John probably was the only person ever to have the right to step-in and tell Paul he done fucked up something in a song.  Now if only he could have also done that for "Wonderful Christmas Time".

92.  I Don't Want To Spoil the Party

A beautiful, understated ballad from John Lennon,  the country-esque "I Don't Want To Spoil the Party" fits perfectly on Beatles For Sale.  Similar to the lonesome and self-pitying lyrics in "No Reply" and "I'm a Loser" off said album, this is another one where John seems to be quietly moping to himself.  Never that famous of a Beatles track, Rosanne Cash still covered and topped the country charts with it in 1989, proving that a Lennon/McCartney jam can do such things where that genre is concerned as well, and decades after the fact no less.  As for my self and the Beatles version, I love the melody and twangy guitar solo, as well as Ringo's floor-tom hook during the bridge.

91.  What You're Doing

12-string goodness right here.  Another off of the Beatles For Sale album, "What You're Doing" features a drum intro, George Martin on piano, and no chorus, most of which are rare for a Beatles song.  Also rare is that it is a more somber love song helmed exclusively by Paul, with doubtful lyrics more akin to something that John would have come up with at the time.  I love the For Sale album in general as it is a perfect midway point showing the group getting weary and restless from Beatlemania as well as from pumping out "I Want To Hold Your Hand" type singles, thus prompting them to get into more introspective songwriting.  "What You're Doing" fits perfectly with this lot.

90.  Wait

Since John Lennon apparently did not remember writing it, one must logically assume that "Wait" is a solo McCartney joint.  Originally tracked for the Help! album, "Wait" had to "wait", (har, har), for Rubber Soul to finally get unleashed.  As great as both Help! and Rubber Soul are, it is at one point impossible to understand how this got cut from the former yet also impossible all of these decades later to picture the latter without it.  "Wait" just sounds like a Rubber Soul jam.  I enjoy how Ringo fucks off during the second middle-eight section, as it is the little things that matter sometimes.

89.  Lovely Rita

Were The Beatles the first band to even think of using a comb and paper kazoo on a recording?  I would place my money on "yes".  Fitting for an album such as Sgt. Peppers where the rule book was intentionally abandoned, "Lovely Rita" is equally inspiring and amusing in that its genesis lies in the most mundane everyday life occurrence.  Referring to the fact that Paul McCartney got a parking ticket outside of Abbey Road and instead of getting all pissed as I would have done, he simply shrugged it off and wrote a song about the meter-maid who gave him said ticket.  Now we have this song, and the world is a better place because of it.

88. The Long and Winding Road

"The Long and Winding Road" is almost infamous due to McCartney's own open disdain for the officially released version that Phil Specter "ruined" on the Let It Be album.  Maybe it is because that is the version that we all heard for years, but I like it just fine, love it in fact.  If McCartney did not take every opportunity available to say how much the strings suck on it I probably never would have even questioned them.  The Let It Be Naked and Anthology versions that were eventually put out sans-any orchestral enhancement show Paul's intended vision anyway, and it goes to show that the song is amazing with or without the bombastic strings.

87.  Yer Blues

Sometimes, (well make that all the times), it is nice just to hear The Beatles tearing up a live jam session.  "Yer Blues" is John, Paul, George, and Ringo at their proper instruments with no overdubs, a rare moment for the time not only coming out of the Sgt Pepper/Magical Mystery Tour studio experimentation phase, but also being on The Beatles (White Album) where for the most part, all four of them went off and did their own thing.  John came up with "Yer Blues" while fasting and trying to find god in Rishikesh, India during the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi retreat.  The lyrics are full of fun, tongue-in-cheek white-people-playing-the-blues references.  Yet mostly the song just kicks ass for rocking harder than The Beatles would usually usually allow at that point.

86.  Cry Baby Cry

I will be having a lot of songs from The Beatles (The White Album) on this list as it is my favorite record ever made, so now we come to "Cry Baby Cry".  A Lennon song with a brief McCartney tag in the form of the "Can You Take Me Back" outro, this is John at his acoustic best.  I love the walk down melody in the verses, plus this has one of Ringo's finest performances, perfectly placed drum fills as per his usual shtick.  Of course I wish that the Paul section was longer and more fleshed out, but a large part of said album's charm is its sprawling mess, so this fits right at home.

85.  She's a Woman

Paul McCartney made a career out of trying to copy Little Richard whenever he could, and he admitted that "She's A Woman" was another attempt at just such a thing.  One of The Beatles' most overall fun tracks, it was released as a B-side to "I Feel Fine" in 1964.  It ended up in their live set shortly thereafter and got a fittingly rambunctious treatment.  Paul's bass line and especially the choppy rhythm guitars are slamming.  I reckon if I ever get a Beatles tribute band going, (which Satan willing, someday I will), this would be one of the first songs that we would attempt to nail down.

84.  Savoy Truffle

Sometimes if you are cool enough to be rock royalty, you can not only be in The Beatles elite social circle, but you can also inspire one of their songs.  The also cool enough to be a guitar god Eric Clapton's sweet tooth gave George Harrison the idea for "Savoy Truffle", one of his four songs on The Beatles (The White Album).  Similar to how John simply took the text from a poster to make the lyrics for "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite", George reads off a list of flavors from a box of Mackintosh's Good News here.  "Truffle" is one of the funnier Beatles songs, and one of the stronger George ones to boot.

83.  I'll Follow the Sun

This may be the shortest song on this list, clocking in at only a minute and forty-seven seconds.  It is also one of the oldest, a recorded version from 1960 existing in bootleg form for years on the You Might As Well Call Us the Quarrymen compilation.  Appearing officially on Beatles For Sale, "I'll Follow the Sun" has always been my favorite Paul moment from said album.  Acoustic ballads always do it for me so naturally, one by The Beatles would extra do it for me.  It is also nice that Ringo chose not to use his kit but instead just kept the beat for the song while smacking his knees.  I have said it several times, but Mr. Starr always knew exactly what to do to make every song that he played on work.

82.  Any Time At All

At this point, every Beatles album sounds like a greatest hits album.  At least for any other band who could only dream of having ONE record as good as any of theirs.  A Hard Days Night proves this in spades as each song is almost better than the last, and "Any Time At All" is the debut from said album on this list.  It is a true collaboration between John and Paul, with John composing the bulk of it and Paul coming up with the middle-eight.  Lennon called it a re-write of "It Won't Be Long", another awesome song that shall be making an appearance later on here.  So if you are as good as The Beatles, why not rip yourself off once in awhile and get two masterpieces out of one?

81.  You Can't Do That

John Lennon playing a guitar solo and singing about being a jealous guy?  Well at least one of those two things was a rarity.  George actually came up with the guitar intro to "You Can't Do That", but the rest is John at his threatening best, a precursor to "Run For Your Life" to be sure.  Another Hard Days Night cut with typically amazing harmony, as well as call and response vocals from John, Paul, and George, it is just jangly pop greatness as is that whole album, plus most of what The Beatles songbook is chock full of anyway.  Any band in 1964 would have shot their mother in the face to write a song as good as this mere B-side to "Can't Buy Me Love".

100 Favorite Beatles Songs


100 FAVORITE BEATLES SONGS

Yay, time for another list that was inspired by the exact same list!  Last Christmas I got Stephen J Spignesi and Michael Lewis's book 100 Best Beatles Songs - An Informed Fan's Guide from a fellow gargantuan Fab Four freak, and I proceeded to quickly plow through it.  Naturally, I amused myself throughout the read, spending equal moments going "Yeah I can see that" ("Strawberry Fields", "In My Life"),  as well as "Huh? ("It's All Too Much", "Long, Long, Long").  Other entries were entirely predictable, ("Get Back", "Come Together"), yet they would not be choices that I would made in my own such list.  So what choices WOULD I make in my own such list, you are all clearly asking right this very second?  Read on good sirs and madams.

Now the authors of said Beatles songs volume chose not to include any of the group's excellent covers and I likewise stuck with this rule.  As much as The Beatles totally own "Baby It's You" and "You Really Got a Hold On Me", there are over two-hundred original compositions in the Fab cannon and virtually all of them are masterpieces.  The Beatles are and have always been my favorite band, (as I have said on this blog before), and I have been of the opinion for most of my life that they do not have any "bad" songs or albums.  There are less groups that I can say that about than I can count on one hand, John, Paul, George, and Richard topping them all.

So for consideration on these here originals, I went all the way back to the group's earliest recordings through the very last.  Meaning the two "new" Beatles songs "Free As A Bird" and "Real Love" count for inclusion, as does "You'll Be Mine", which is the earliest known recorded Lennon/McCartney original.  Granted the band was still known as the Quarrymen then, but we all know how that ended up, right?

Here's a hint, it did not fare well for the chap on the right.

There may be one other band that I will do a list like this for and you would be right to guess they are the band that rhymes with Piss, but more on that when and if I ever get around to it.  Me and my Beatles fan girlfriend just started watching The Beatles Anthology, which would make it my sixth or seventh time I believe, and that is not counting my reading of the massive book of the same name which is virtually a transcript of the documentary, plus a few extra thousand words or so.  So I have the utmost confidence to make both a well-informed and personal ranking.  If anyone else out there thinks that I like "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)" way too much, Paul McCartney has gone on record as saying that it is his favorite Beatles recording.  So argue with him, not me.  I will have plenty of other entries for you to argue with, I am sure.